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Smythe posted:EDI is much sexier than cortana.
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carry on then posted:it's software for people who want to give off the impression of being a power user while also having appalling design sense redundant
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carry on then posted:it's software for people who want to give off the impression of being a power user while also having appalling design sense i thought midnight commander covered all these use cases
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Suspicious Dish posted:isnt windows development now like three people under azure wdg was split in half with azure getting part and office getting the other part. despite minor things like the egregiously shoe-horned office demos in the surface reveal, both wdg parts continue to act as a unified entity executing a very expensive, very stupid plan.
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2020: Windows rebranded as OfficeOS 2021: OfficeOS renamed back to Windows, along with Office, which is now Windows 365, which runs on Windows One
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I mean, Appel pretty much did that with their Mac OS - OS X - mac os thing.
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pram posted:2020: Windows rebranded as OfficeOS I have the Surface Pro (2017). It goes between Surface Pro 4 and Surface Pro 6 I actually like using it, but the name is very Microsoft
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Oct 10, 2019 09:55
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Xbox Azure. that's what microsoft does. smushes two existing brands together.
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Wheany posted:Xbox Azure. didn't they try to do something like that with the "on-demand cloud computing for xbox" (which I'm pretty sure just ends up amounting to another form of online-only drm)
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pram posted:2020: Windows rebranded as OfficeOS it will become wandows due to being an internet operating system
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Bulgakov posted:it will become wandows due to being an internet operating system skype gold for windows
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Oct 10, 2019 11:20
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cinci zoo sniper posted:skype gold for windows Pro x64 edition
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okay, who has a link to the microsoft product name generator? e: i do, but it's not the one i was thinking of https://weblogs.asp.net/dfindley/Microsoft-Product-Name-Generator
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Oct 10, 2019 14:34
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https://wheany.com/ms-branding/
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Thanks!
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this should be put in the first post
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Oct 10, 2019 17:17
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remember Windows Live Mesh (formerly known as Windows Live FolderShare, Live Mesh, and Windows Live Sync)? the product that was eventually turned into SkyDrive (which was then renamed to OneDrive)
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I think that generator stays updated. my favorite ever when it first came ‘round to the ‘POS was “LIVE(tm) for 8(R)”
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pls
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I just remembered that last week micosoft announced a product that's not coming out until the end of next year and had a sensible chuckle
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qirex posted:I just remembered that last week micosoft announced a product that's not coming out until the end of next year and had a sensible chuckle
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mystes posted:Is this the weird folding phone and tablet or something else? yup. I bet it ships with this year's android
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it’s gonna ship with the wsl2 kernel
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qirex posted:I just remembered that last week micosoft announced a product that's not coming out until the end of next year and had a sensible chuckle I will stan for flight simulator
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Oct 10, 2019 23:00
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infernal machines posted:cortana: your nude big tiddy blue ai assistant, with toes I'm the cyber vagina on the right
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Hed posted:I think that generator stays updated. i haven't updated it in years, it's just that microsoft reuses old brands to make new ones.
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Wheany posted:i haven't updated it in years, it's just that microsoft reuses old brands to make new ones. you should update it
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Oct 11, 2019 06:44
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Wheany posted:i haven't updated it in years, it's just that microsoft reuses old brands to make new ones. its beautiful and pure and good and i have at least three bookmarks for the page scattered around because it does not come up during google searches (to the best of my ability anyways) 
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Oct 11, 2019 08:45
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i forget if it has "squirt" in the library of possibilities tho
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squirt my zune hole
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Oct 11, 2019 09:09
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p cool that shaggar is a trademarked product now
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jesus WEP posted:p cool that shaggar is a trademarked product now lol
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jesus WEP posted:p cool that shaggar is a trademarked product now haha
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Network Outlook Power Bi
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Microsoft Power BM
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jesus WEP posted:p cool that shaggar is a trademarked product now 
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infernal machines posted:cortana: your nude big tiddy blue ai assistant, with toes Jordan Peterson: women wear red lipstick because it simulates the appearance of arousal or sexual activity. it's a sexual signal. that's why they do it. blush and red dresses, it's all intentional signalling. me: * looking at a pic of Cortana" um... you are wrong, dumb clown person
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PleasureKevin posted:Jordan Peterson:*seizes from acute benzodiazepine withdrawal*
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 ~*a 30 page dissertation on  evolutionary adaptations in videogame ai characters selecting for tig ol biddies so gamers buy the games and the franchise can propagate*~
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