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1glitch0 posted:Sorry, no jokes allowed!!! Probation! Comedy is forbidden! Don't worry, you're in no danger of being banned for comedy. EDIT: Comedic cat tax? 
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sexpig by night posted:I love that these idiots can't just believe the president's an idiot who doesn't give a poo poo about the lives of people not related to him Eh, it's not really much of a conspiracy to think that grifting greedy narcissist could be bought off/threatened into compliance. That's like saying the grocery store is conspiring to keep the affluent fed. Edit: Trump probably refers to them as Ringo and Lennon. Just 13,998 prisoners left in country!
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Oct 10, 2019 05:19
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Oh boy, a whole 2 of them
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The Glumslinger posted:Oh boy, a whole 2 of them but those two are like, so BAD that the other thousands of ISIS prisoners don't even matter
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Oct 10, 2019 05:21
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Oct 10, 2019 05:21
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I thought he didn’t want the worst of the worst getting sent to our country and now he’s going to arrange their arrival him drat self?
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Oct 10, 2019 05:22
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Yeah those other ~12,000 are apparently all controlled psychically and without the Beetles as their psychic commander they're absolutely inert. loving rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 10, 2019 05:24
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He's going to spend the next few days hyping these guys up as worse than Bin Laden
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Oct 10, 2019 05:26
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Don't worry guys, if a large region of this geopolitically-important county falls into violent anarchy, we got two whole people out of there.
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Oct 10, 2019 05:26
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...Did, did he just make that up? That sounds like bad fanfiction. Is Trump just writing his own GI Joe stories now?
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Oct 10, 2019 05:28
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ELO Musk posted:I thought he didn’t want the worst of the worst getting sent to our country and now he’s going to arrange their arrival him drat self? Location controlled by the US. So a rendition site that's probably in another country with questionable human rights records. Funny enough that used to be Syria's job for the US.
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Oct 10, 2019 05:29
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The Glumslinger posted:He's going to spend the next few days hyping these guys up as worse than Bin Laden I'm tired and read that last bit as Biden still kinda works I guess. he'll probably try to draw a comparison at some point
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Oct 10, 2019 05:30
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cochise posted:Location controlled by the US. So a rendition site that's probably in another country with questionable human rights records. Funny enough that used to be Syria's job for the US. we had/have a bunch iirc Egypt is the one we'd send people to if we just wanted them to die
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Oct 10, 2019 05:30
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Cool so this proves he is 100% aware that Turkey is attacking the Kurds, including those responsible for keeping ISIS POWs off the battlefield. Good thing he saved those two horrible bad evil people, too bad about the millions of innocent American allied civilians though.
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Oct 10, 2019 05:32
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I think the sole reason Trump made this tweet is his infatuation with using nicknames. "These guys are known as the beetles you say?"
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Oct 10, 2019 05:33
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1182142030325129217 he's talking to himself again
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Oct 10, 2019 05:33
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1glitch0 posted:Sorry, no jokes allowed!!! Probation! Comedy is forbidden! Really, is this the joke you’re going to bat for? Jerry Seinfeld account spotted.
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Amazing Zimmo posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1182142030325129217 *Isolation intensifies*
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Oct 10, 2019 05:36
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Lemme just remind people of extrajudicial cia blacksites, I’m sure that will restore confidence
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Oct 10, 2019 05:37
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We're going to see Giuliani on fox in a week ranting that he heard this Jude fella, a nasty leftist, who wanders around smashing in Republican babies with a silver hammer.
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Oct 10, 2019 05:41
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Amazing Zimmo posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1182142030325129217 Maybe there's a secret message in the randomly capitalized words. Oh goodness, this is how the Q-Anon thing started, wasn't it?
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Oct 10, 2019 05:41
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Is this Beetles thing legit or am I finally having a stroke?
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Oct 10, 2019 05:43
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teen witch posted:Is this Beetles thing legit or am I finally having a stroke? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beatles_(terrorist_cell)
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Oct 10, 2019 05:46
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Dammerung posted:Maybe there's a secret message in the randomly capitalized words. Wait... IE CM CT rearrange....enhance.... CC TIME Chris Cillizza Time my god
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Oct 10, 2019 05:48
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Nazis did the exact opposite of helping us in Normandy, and Trump had no problem protecting them!
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Oct 10, 2019 05:48
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I wonder when he’s going to try and sell one of the states to some other nation.
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Oct 10, 2019 05:55
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Rabble posted:I wonder when he’s going to try and sell one of the states to some other nation. I imagine if Putin wanted Alaska all he'd need to do is call Donny Dipshit and say he is moving troops in.
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Oct 10, 2019 06:00
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Picture yourself in an oval shaped office With tangerine skin and marshmallow thighs You pick up the phone, someone answers quite swiftly And brings you some burgers and fries
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Oct 10, 2019 06:08
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Rabble posted:I wonder when he’s going to try and sell one of the states to some other nation. my brother is visiting Puerto Rico 
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Oct 10, 2019 06:08
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Rabble posted:I wonder when he’s going to try and sell one of the states to some other nation. Im going to buy Michigan, Pennsylvania, New York and Vermont. Sorry but you have to keep Ohio.
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Oct 10, 2019 06:09
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Furnaceface posted:Im going to buy Michigan, Pennsylvania, New York and Vermont. But we don't want it!
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Oct 10, 2019 06:21
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Add apple to the list of American companies controlled by China https://twitter.com/AP/status/1182162003311415296
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Oct 10, 2019 06:28
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New Zealand should get dibs on Hawaii.
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Oct 10, 2019 06:28
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Helith posted:New Zealand should get dibs on Hawaii. If they promise to be nice to native Hawaiians I will support them in this mission.
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Oct 10, 2019 06:33
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Stereotype posted:If they promise to be nice to native Hawaiians I will support them in this mission. Polynesian brothers bro. They'd probably let them govern themselves and set up close ties.
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Oct 10, 2019 06:35
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Bottom Liner posted:Add apple to the list of American companies controlled by China
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Helith posted:Polynesian brothers bro. I...feel like that hasn't been how New Zealander history has played out, exactly...
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Amazing Zimmo posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1182112396837625857 He thinks it’s a positive view of his brain worms because the tweet doesn’t value judgment his stupid mumblings. Jesus gently caress. I love how this stupid loving rear end in a top hat has basically taken responsibility for all future isis attacks because hell world keeps on giving. But don’t worry, he got Ringo and Paul.
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