PYF Funny Pictures: the cheek shall inherit the girth

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Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

Johnny Aztec posted:

Gives a new layer to that old �squirting flower�gag.

�But doctor�, she sobbed, �I am Georgia O�Keefe!�

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Admiral Joeslop: Jul 8, 2010

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Bear Fact!

Hibernating bears make a special butt plug out of poop to keep from making GBS threads all over themselves while they sleep.

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RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Solice Kirsk posted:

Bear Fact!

Hibernating bears make a special butt plug out of poop to keep from making GBS threads all over themselves while they sleep.

So you say bears like butt plugs?

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freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

RFC2324 posted:

So you say bears like butt plugs?

YMMV but I�ve seen it go that way

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Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

Bear Fact!

Hibernating bears make a special butt plug out of poop to keep from making GBS threads all over themselves while they sleep.

Those simple bear necessities.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

RFC2324 posted:

So you say bears like butt plugs?

Obviously. Can't get enough of them.

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muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

Bear Fact!

Hibernating bears make a special butt plug out of poop to keep from making GBS threads all over themselves while they sleep.

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

muscles like this! posted:

this is funny, but not as funny as you having this ready to go

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muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

I posted it in another thread a while back and remembered that I still had the images on my computer.

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Admiral Joeslop: Jul 8, 2010

They should advertise that fact in those bear rear end wiping commercials.

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Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

That is a fascinating fact I never knew about bears, thank you for sharing

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

They mentioned it in QI I think but I forgot the episode. I think it was a Fry season

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Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

God, can we go 2 pages without anyone mentioning Futurama?

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Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Imagined posted:

This is not the Horrible Goose way. The correct way is to individually tear down the signs, wait for the Villagers to put them back up, then knock them over again while honking excitedly. And repeat.

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Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

God, can we go 2 pages without anyone mentioning Futurama?

Why don't you go make your own thread? With blackjack and hookers.

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RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Beachcomber posted:

Why don't you go make your own thread? With blackjack and hookers.

You know what, forget the thread

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Just Offscreen: Jun 29, 2006; We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

God, can we go 2 pages without anyone mentioning Futurama?

Or bear poo poo??

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MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

Just Offscreen posted:

Or bear poo poo??

You only get one :colbert:

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tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

learn something new everyday

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Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

that comic is pathologically informative

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dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

Solice Kirsk posted:

Bear Fact!

Hibernating bears make a special butt plug out of poop to keep from making GBS threads all over themselves while they sleep.

I would like to subscribe to Bear Facts!

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Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Doc Hawkins posted:

that comic is pathologically informative

Golden Kamuy is really good, and yes.

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Neddy Seagoon posted:

This is not the Horrible Goose way. The correct way is to individually tear down the signs, wait for the Villagers to put them back up, then knock them over again while honking excitedly. And repeat.

Oh my god. Someone edit the goose into age of empires 2

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By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

muscles like this! posted:

Cripes what an rear end in a top hat!

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Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

muscles like this! posted:

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Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Beachcomber posted:

Why don't you go make your own thread? With blackjack and hookers.

Yeah, let's get out of here. Bender! Put the metal to the pedal to the other metal!

*CLANG*

*CLANG*

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

This has been Roseanne, your guide to the world of Bear Facts

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Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

"You're sure you want to try using butt plugs?"
"Do bears poo poo in the woods?"

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NtotheTC: Dec 31, 2007

Lobok posted:

"You're sure you want to try using butt plugs?"
"Do bears poo poo in the woods?"

"nope!"

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

That's one hell of a sapi plate

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Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

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Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Samuringa posted:

It doesn't say the shot killed her! :goonsay:

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UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

zoux posted:

That's one hell of a sapi plate

Alexa, show me toxic masculinity

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Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

The only thing that can stop a bad dog, bad bad dog, don't you give me that look, with a gun...

Now drop it. I said drop. Drop.

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Alexa, show me toxic masculinity

I wanna see the TV ad for that.

Dude crawling under barbed wire, climbing a palisade, getting dragged out of a live fire zone by a strap

Baby strapped comfortably in and absorbing all the shocks

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Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

No holster for a bottle, no pouches for a spare diaper or pacifier. It's hardly tactical at all! :colbert:

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Shut up Meg: Jan 8, 2019; You're safe here.

Data Graham posted:

I wanna see the TV ad for that.

Dude crawling under barbed wire, climbing a palisade, getting dragged out of a live fire zone by a strap

Baby strapped comfortably in and absorbing all the shocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv1pSUZDbws

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ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Wees snel, op

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