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Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002


Guy 1: We need to be marking to survivalist weirdos!

Guy 2: No, we need to be marketing to weeaboo asian fetishists!

Guy 1: SURVIVALISTS!

Guy 2: WEEABOOS!

Guy 3: Guys, guys... I think I've got it!



NINJA PREPPER, INC.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zipperelli. posted:

You clean wounds on humans with diluted bleach?

Where do you work so I stay far, far away

They use this in every hospital and woundcare clinic, it's for wounds with the distinctive odor of "poo poo".

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

if y'all aren't watching Lodge 49, then (a) y'all are insane and (b) y'all missed a scene were someone febrezes a long-infected wound


content

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

LifeSunDeath posted:

They use this in every hospital and woundcare clinic, it's for wounds with the distinctive odor of "poo poo".


:rolleyes:

Ok, nevermind, I figured it wasn't actual bleach. What you're using has the common term "bleach" but its chemically different from household bleach, namely missing sodium hydroxide and calcium hypochlorite. It's "bleach" just not "bleach" if that makes any sense.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zipperelli. posted:

:rolleyes:

Ok, nevermind, I figured it wasn't actual bleach. What you're using has the common term "bleach" but its chemically different from household bleach, namely missing sodium hydroxide and calcium hypochlorite. It's "bleach" just not "bleach" if that makes any sense.

Yes, it's not clorox, lol. It still smells exactly like laundry bleach, which is a welcome thing in the face of a poo poo smell you can literally smell down the hallway it's so strong. Also it helps dry out wound beds that are draining heavily.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Why is the cheese green? Is that cheese?

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Schubalts posted:

Why is the cheese green? Is that cheese?

Cheese and these apparently

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

There's a cafe in my town that does themed after-hours charity sales and they do a lot with vegan cheese substitute, I could see that coming off as greenish particularly in the right (wrong) lighting.

One week their theme was French Toast and I was certain they wouldn't be able to pull it of making that vegan to but where there's a will there's a way I suppose. Just glad it wasn't also gluten free or I would have had to ask some serious questions about what's still in there anyway.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I make vegan and gluten free French toast sometimes. Almond milk, aquafaba, chia gel, gf bread, it’s almost as good as the bloodmouth wheateater version :shrug:

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Croatoan posted:

Cheese and these apparently


Also mämmi instead of tomato sauce

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Isn't syrup just tree blood, I'm totally against that level of abuse.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Schubalts posted:

Why is the cheese green? Is that cheese?

I would guess pesto sauce instead of tomato. If that's what it is, it wouldn't THAT bad - pesto and mushrooms. A little bland, but not horrible. Unless it's something else I'm not seeing.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Unless it's something else I'm not seeing.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

LifeSunDeath posted:

Yes, it's not clorox, lol. It still smells exactly like laundry bleach, which is a welcome thing in the face of a poo poo smell you can literally smell down the hallway it's so strong. Also it helps dry out wound beds that are draining heavily.

I just use coffee grounds. I don't get cleaning supplies except for purple wipes.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Zipperelli. posted:

I just use coffee grounds. I don't get cleaning supplies except for purple wipes.

what are you using coffee grounds on a wound for :psyduck:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Lutha Mahtin posted:

what are you using coffee grounds on a wound for :psyduck:

I'm a paramedic. I dont clean wounds, per se, just have to deal with the smell when they're in my rescue.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Rotten Red Rod posted:

Man, youarehollywood.com is long dead, I really wanted to play snack warz and save planet Earth :(

Do not despair, friend. https://www.amazon.com/YouAreHollywood-com-LLC-Snack-WarZ/dp/B00C250U6A

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002


:barf:

COMMENT RETRACTED


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great

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/girlsreallyrule/status/1131582677348495360?s=21

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Sad.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

When the food shortages kick in, remember your hubris.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


come play my snack lord



this game looks so bad

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Schubalts posted:

Why is the cheese green? Is that cheese?

I'm going to pretend it's a pizza honoring the cinematic classic TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Pastry of the Year posted:

come play my snack lord



this game looks so bad



I was bored at work and actually went through the motions to play it. I had to disable security on Chrome to install the Amazon app store to even install it.

It's real, real poo poo. You're just tapping on the screen to throw candy. Your fire rare is really, really slow and it's easy to miss. It's the most low-effort nothing game you could imagine.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

🎶 Gore Pockets 🎶

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




*sorrowful Paul Hollywood glare*

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I once had an infected burn wound that looked a lot like that.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Data Graham posted:

*sorrowful Paul Hollywood glare*

The soggiest of bottoms

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/UberFacts/status/1182742479931527168?s=20

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

The only shocking part of that is that there are people that didn't realize that was the case.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Dienes posted:

The only shocking part of that is that there are people that didn't realize that was the case.

Yeah, work in any chain restaurant and this is the case. Some places might have a 'fancy' Mac and cheese that's done with a (probably pre made) cheese sauce and baked, but most will be a pre-made pack placed in the hot water bath/kettle... especially the kids mac and cheese.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



You mean they don't do a full 40-minute bake from scratch every time someone goes through the drive-thru :monocle:

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

to be fair, it's nigh-impossible to get a water bath cooked sauce to break its emulsion

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Oooh, sous vide. Fancy!

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Hot tip: if you ever eat at Boston Market, that's how every side dish is warmed up before putting it into the shallow pans you see under the hot case.

... or at least they did 15 years ago. Safe bet that they probably still do

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
i don't see how retort pouches are awful food porn

Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION


Same throughout the week, really.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




DiggityDoink posted:

i don't see how retort pouches are awful food porn

It's sort of in the same space as microwave frozen dinners in that it is food made in a factory and frozen months ago and then warmed up.

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