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Grapplejack posted:https://twitter.com/ElPatriotaA1776/status/1182441009109749765 smh
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Oct 11, 2019 10:43
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Just need Jorp to complete the suck vortex.
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Oct 11, 2019 12:25
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You are planning a dinner party, and must invite at least 3 of the following guests: - Ben Shapiro - Bari Weiss - Thomas Friedman - Rahm Emmanuel - Ross Douthat - Richard Dawkins - Jacob Wohl - Bret Stephans - Maureen Dowd - David Brooks - Both Krassenstein brothers (only counts as 1) - Tucker Carlson - Claire Lehmann Who do you invite?
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Oct 11, 2019 19:34
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Sinnlos posted:You are planning a dinner party, and must invite at least 3 of the following guests: Death
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Oct 11, 2019 20:14
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Maybe Dawkins and Ben Shapiro, solely in the hope that one would kill the other one on the off chance the subject ever moved past the evils of Islam.
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Oct 11, 2019 20:34
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Sinnlos posted:You are planning a dinner party, and must invite at least 3 of the following guests: You never said I couldn't kill them so any/all of them.
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Oct 11, 2019 20:50
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Sinnlos posted:You are planning a dinner party, and must invite at least 3 of the following guests: rahm emmanuel, richard dawkins and ben shapiro. i'd then wait for them to start attacking each other with the cutlery.
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Oct 11, 2019 21:15
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bret stephens and his family so I can call him a bedbug
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Oct 11, 2019 21:29
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Sinnlos posted:You are planning a dinner party, and must invite at least 3 of the following guests: brooks, dowd, and friedman cause i know they're all familiar with the cocktail circuit so they can hold their own, also theyre sycophants that parrot whatever the last host that let them get drunk at their house say
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Oct 11, 2019 21:38
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I think I'd let the Krassensteins and Rahm yell at Jacob Wohl for a few hours
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Oct 11, 2019 21:52
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Berke Negri posted:brooks, dowd, and friedman cause i know they're all familiar with the cocktail circuit so they can hold their own, also theyre sycophants that parrot whatever the last host that let them get drunk at their house say
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Oct 11, 2019 21:59
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pangstrom posted:This was my actual answer (but would swap Friedman out for one of the other NYT editorial folks because I think he's almost too dumb to live) before I went with a fake one. I go to dinner parties with people who have bad politics about once a month anyway. Hell my wife listens to pod save america so, you know. yeah just got to make sure to hide the good weed from dowd
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Oct 11, 2019 23:57
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I'd pick Dawkins because (theoretically) I could just keep veering the conversation back to some biology minutiae, but the rest of those, wuff.
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Oct 12, 2019 00:52
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Sinnlos posted:You are planning a dinner party, and must invite at least 3 of the following guests: 
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Oct 12, 2019 04:31
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https://i.imgur.com/hzFSNoI.mp4
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Oct 12, 2019 13:00
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Sinnlos posted:You are planning a dinner party, and must invite at least 3 of the following guests: dick dorkins and two ball slams with the door, please
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Oct 12, 2019 17:56
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Sinnlos posted:You are planning a dinner party, and must invite at least 3 of the following guests: clearly you invite all of them and burn your house down for the insurance money
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Oct 12, 2019 17:59
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Sinnlos posted:You are planning a dinner party, and must invite at least 3 of the following guests: classic trick question riddle, I shoot myself in the head
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Oct 12, 2019 18:18
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https://twitter.com/miblogestublog/status/1182800819852402688?s=19
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Oct 12, 2019 21:29
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peter jackson bought a mayor 😔
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Oct 13, 2019 01:36
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exmarx posted:peter jackson bought a mayor 😔 Pretty sure Wayne Gretzky has done that here once. Also backed Stephen Harper and tried to get him re-elected. I know its very un-Canadian to say but I really hate the loving guy. He is a racist conservative rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 13, 2019 01:46
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https://twitter.com/coherentstates/status/1183126113813352449?s=19
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Oct 13, 2019 02:37
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i'm proud to announce my constructed habitats in the vacant lot near my house now have a thriving population of newborn earwigs
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Oct 13, 2019 02:50
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fauna posted:i'm proud to announce my constructed habitats in the vacant lot near my house now have a thriving population of newborn earwigs I can ignore 95% of insects, they do important jobs in pretty much every ecosystem after all. But gently caress earwigs. I know they eat aphids, buy once the aphid is gone they eat the plant the aphid was eating anyway making them no better. 
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Oct 13, 2019 02:57
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Furnaceface posted:I can ignore 95% of insects, they do important jobs in pretty much every ecosystem after all. But gently caress earwigs. I know they eat aphids, buy once the aphid is gone they eat the plant the aphid was eating anyway making them no better.
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Oct 13, 2019 03:32
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fauna posted:earwigs seem to have this effect on a lot of people, they're definitely one of the least beloved insects. but not to me! in what can only be a blessing from heaven, my new house happens to have a vacant lot nearby that's used as a nursery site by at least ten species of bird that i've seen so far, so all those earwigs are going straight into the important bellies of bird children this is loving their deaths, not really loving the earwigs per se
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Oct 13, 2019 03:37
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Cease to Hope posted:this is loving their deaths, not really loving the earwigs per se
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Oct 13, 2019 03:46
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As Ellen DeGenerate showed us don't trust celebrities
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Oct 13, 2019 05:35
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wait did trudea actually do the nazi costume
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Oct 13, 2019 06:03
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:wait did trudea actually do the nazi costume No its a Canadian WWI uniform, someone photoshopped the rest in. The rest of the uniform. The other pictures are all real.
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Oct 13, 2019 06:07
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today i went to an art walk in the west la neighborhood i grew up in. it was held on a street where someone once attempted to mug me in broad daylight. now there was a pop up tent for lyft and bird scooters and someone was walking around in a sparkling animal skin coat. the bar that perennially had no beer on tap is now closed and the new owner has slapped an ironic sticker over half of the old name of the bar i stepped into an old salvadoran night club, glad to find it's cheap pupusas, toxically strong margaritas, and fire code violating dance floor still exist. as i devour a $1.50 pupusa revueltas i hear one white girl mutter "i can't believe they don't have nachos" as she walks out with her friend. they'll likely find what they're seeking in the pupusas themed food truck stationed outside. late stage capitalism has killed the neighborhood of my youth and there is nothing i can do fauna posted:earwigs seem to have this effect on a lot of people, they're definitely one of the least beloved insects. but not to me! in what can only be a blessing from heaven, my new house happens to have a vacant lot nearby that's used as a nursery site by at least ten species of bird that i've seen so far, so all those earwigs are going straight into the important bellies of bird children i was always fine with earwigs, they're one of the insects that never do anything to people. but i did once have literally a thousand earwigs come spilling out of some drip tubing i had brought from an outdoor yard as i set it down in our workshop. it's a sight i'll never forget Furnaceface posted:No its a Canadian WWI uniform, someone photoshopped the rest in. he just likes to cosplay
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Oct 13, 2019 07:23
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what the gently caress canada
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Oct 13, 2019 08:17
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wikipedia told me this about earwigs and now they're my favourites and i will advocate for themquote:Earwigs are among the few non-social insect species that show maternal care. The mother will pay close attention to the needs of her eggs, such as warmth and protection. The mother has been shown to pick up wax balls by accident, but they would eventually be rejected as they do not have the proper scent. The mother will also faithfully defend the eggs from predators, not leaving them to eat unless the clutch goes bad. Another distinct maternal care unique to earwigs is that the mother continuously cleans the eggs to protect them from fungi. Studies have found that the urge to clean the eggs persists for days after they are removed; when the eggs were replaced after hatching, the mother continued to clean them for up to 3 months.
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Oct 13, 2019 10:46
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Next mother's day I will gift my mom some earwigs.
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Oct 13, 2019 11:46
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:As Ellen DeGenerate showed us don't trust celebrities what's she done? Help cover for a sex pest?
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Oct 13, 2019 14:23
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double nine posted:what's she done? Help cover for a sex pest? Watches sports together with George W. Bush.
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Oct 13, 2019 14:26
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double nine posted:what's she done? Help cover for a sex pest? she was hanging out with dubya tbh i'm not super into the whole "you are not allowed to have rear end in a top hat friends" tendency which is emerging these days. one thing is that one cannot set a foot wrong for oneself, but to have that extended to everyone one hangs out with seems a little tiresome. dubya's a mass murderer, though, so i guess there's a limit? but that applies to all US presidents. idk, it all seems a bit strange to me
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Oct 13, 2019 14:28
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Nah, gently caress that bullshit. Any gay person who hangs out with someone like Bush should be spat on in the street and gently caress any person who tries to defend them.
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Oct 13, 2019 15:16
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lol
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Oct 13, 2019 16:32
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Nah, gently caress that bullshit. not just gay people
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Oct 13, 2019 17:15
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