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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Smeef posted:

Someone posted this verse from Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds in this thread. It was stuck in my head and causing me to laugh in meetings for the last few days, so I decided to complete it.

Picture yourself in an oval-shaped office
With tangerine skin and marshmallow thighs
You pick up the phone, someone answers quite swiftly
And brings you some burgers and fries

Golden rain showers from platinum-blonde teens
Outpouring over your bed
Think of the girl with Ivan in her name
And you come

Donnie in Moscow with crimes
Donnie in Moscow with crimes
Donnie in Moscow with crimes
Ah

Follow him down to a golf course in Florida
Where GOP nazis fellate Russian spies
Everyone smiles at your grift superpowers
That ensure a Kurdish demise

New York Times op-eds appear and are sure
You became POTUS today
Read from the notes without making GBS threads your pants
And they fawn

Donnie in Moscow with crimes
Donnie in Moscow with crimes
Donnie in Moscow with crimes
Ah

Picture yourself in a Fox TV station
Where wonder bread boomers tweet Markov chain lies
Suddenly someone is there dropping freestyles
The mayor with another surprise

Rudy in Moscow with crimes
Rudy in Moscow with crimes
Rudy in Moscow with crimes
Rudy in Moscow with crimes
Can I uh... steal this (with accreditation of course)?

Edit: Adopt a kitty tax....



Click pic for adoption link in Melbourne Australia

Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Oct 13, 2019

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Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
I had to make a judgement call on whether or not to call the cops on a woman a few weeks back. I chose not to, but I really don't know if it was the right decision.

I stopped at a red light, and there was a car in front of me. When the light turned green, the car didn't move, even after the normal time it takes people to get going. I'm so used to this though, since 99% of people are staring at their phones when they drive. So I honked the horn. Nothing. The car still didn't move. So I honked the horn again. Nothing. From where I was sitting, it looked like this person was staring down at her phone. So I pulled to the right side of her car, and I look over and I see this woman totally slumped over in her seat. I honk the horn again, but she doesn't move. So now I get out, and I knock on her window. She wakes up thankfully, but looks COMPLETELY out of it and doesn't look like she understands she's in the middle of traffic. I ask if she's ok, but then she looks at the traffic light and realizes what's going on and steps on the gas and leaves.

I have no idea why she passed out. I just know that it took no more than 10 seconds for it to happen. She might have been working all night, maybe for 12+ hours or working multiple jobs and she was just too tired to be behind the wheel. Maybe she was on some kind of drugs, prescription or illegal, I don't know. But I could have taken her licence plate number down and called the cops, and I was very much tempted to. Except she was a black woman, and I am terrified to call the cops on a black person since the policy of so many cops regarding black people is to shoot first and ask questions later. But at the same time, I was severely conflicted because this woman was obviously not in a condition to drive and I only hope to God she made it home ok and didn't end getting into an accident or hurting someone else. It's hosed up that I had to debate what should be an obvious decision.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



The narrative seems to skip really smoothly between "all cops are power hungry and murderous bastards regardless of race" and "cops are 100% white and racist" depending on the circumstances. Most of the time there's zero indication the speaker is even aware the two explanations are even substantially different in any way.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Xander77 posted:

The narrative seems to skip really smoothly between "all cops are power hungry and murderous bastards regardless of race" and "cops are 100% white and racist" depending on the circumstances. Most of the time there's zero indication the speaker is even aware the two explanations are even substantially different in any way.

Why not both?

Franks Happy Place
Mar 15, 2011

It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the dank of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion.

Xander77 posted:

The narrative seems to skip really smoothly between "all cops are power hungry and murderous bastards regardless of race" and "cops are 100% white and racist" depending on the circumstances. Most of the time there's zero indication the speaker is even aware the two explanations are even substantially different in any way.

quote:

But don't let it be a black and a white one
'Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin' out for the white cop

It's almost like the intersection of race, class and power is a complicated topic that transcends simple explanations for the average person. :shrug:

Smeef
Aug 15, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Pillbug

Cable Guy posted:

Can I uh... steal this (with accreditation of course)?

Yes, by all means!

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



Franks Happy Place posted:

It's almost like the intersection of race, class and power is a complicated topic that transcends simple explanations for the average person. :shrug:

Non-white cops often do feel like they need to prove themselves to the white cops, and this ironically means being even more brutal towards minorities than the white cops would be. All in the name of "fitting in". So yes, for example you will see African American cops beating African Americans and it does have to do with racism and the reason is that they are attempting to appease the racist cops that they need to work with.

poo poo is complicated.

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/ThisWeekABC/status/1183139308762554368

Bernie's not playing anymore.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
bernie in literal yolo mode

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Smeef posted:

Yes, by all means!
Thank you....

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Elviscat posted:

Why?

I (cis-het white dude in the military, so obv. my opinion is worthless) lived in a 90% black/Puerto Rican community for 4 years in Connecticut, near the end I was chilling, when I heard loud noises, two homeless dudes had broken into my car, I called the cops, and proceeded downstairs to confront these men. As soon as I got outside and started yelling, they left down the street, it was a nice fall evening so most of the families on the street were out on the front porch grilling, they saw the dudes and their wanton acts of vandalism and followed us down the street after these two dudes, they also dialed 911 without compunction. 15 minutes later the police arrived, they arrested the white dude (who was screaming death threats at me non-stop) and put the black homeless dude in an ambulance for treatment at a psychiatric facility, since he seemed to be unbalanced, and upset about his brother being killed by gang warfare. These dudes were pretty obviously looking to get thrown in jail, since the local homeless shelter refused them 'cause they were hosed up on some poo poo.
The predominantly White police force treated both dudes well, and took statements from myself, and all the black families who lived across the street with equal gravity and respect.

No guns or tasers were drawn on anybody during this event.

Why would those families fear cops? They recieve the same treatment as white folk.

It's the loving weird outliers who just decide to start shooting at empty windows who should've been bounced outta the force long ago that are the problem.

the fact that it happens at all is the problem. you never know how a cop is going to react. it could be bad. when it is bad its real bad

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



Elviscat posted:

It's the loving weird outliers who just decide to start shooting at empty windows who should've been bounced outta the force long ago that are the problem.

This is actually not true at all. White supremacists actively seek out roles in the police force in order to boost their effectiveness by gaining access to the ability to exercise state sponsored violence. Their infiltration numbers are high and they tend to crowd out people that you might consider "good cops". The fact that you saw a single event doesn't matter when every week there's another story of someone getting abused or murdered.

A full 40% of all police officers beat their significant others/spouses. So, you know, 2/5. If you see five cops at say like a festival for example or if you have to go into the station, tick off two fingers for every five you see. Statistically, you're counting not only cops, but people who engage in domestic violence.

Just yesterday an African American woman was shot in her own home from a police officer who did not declare himself in her own back yard during a wellness check. He just started firing into her bedroom window and gunned her down without provocation.

And that is why people are scared. Poorly trained assholes with guns have access to the power to kill at will and if they decide to kill you, you have no recourse but to die unless you want to fight them in which case they'll kill you anyway.

Ice Phisherman fucked around with this message at 11:28 on Oct 13, 2019

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum

BiggerBoat posted:

The Trump Presidential Library is going to be a bunch of cell phones encased in glass displaying random tweets, one or two hand autographed bibles, several U.S. flags, maybe a gun, a yellow ribbon somewhere tied to something and probably a hologram of Donald with 30 pounds removed delivering a speech to 250,000 people on the DC mall.

TV's will be running FOX news on the walls and books by Hannity and O'Reilly will be for sale in an adjacent gift shop along with MAGA hats, mugs and some of those weird presidential coins. It'll basically look like a Florida reptile farm only with fewer books.

The Trump Presidential Library is going to be a gift shop.

ieatsoap6
Nov 4, 2009

College Slice

OB_Juan posted:

The Trump Presidential Library is going to be a grift shop.

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



Lol imagine being alive and online in TYOOL 2019 and thinking bad cops stop being cops and not that they bounced to a different station and keep getting to kill people.

I thought after the Tamir Rice case that particular notion was torched for most folks but apparently not.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/1182752647104872449

https://twitter.com/brett_mcgurk/status/1183112864908894208

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

OB_Juan posted:

The Trump Presidential Library is going to be a gift shop.

It’s gonna be a casino. And it’s going to go bankrupt and be repossessed because it has the name “TRUMP” on it.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Koalas March posted:

Lol imagine being alive and online in TYOOL 2019 and thinking bad cops stop being cops and not that they bounced to a different station and keep getting to kill people.

I thought after the Tamir Rice case that particular notion was torched for most folks but apparently not.

Yep, good cops burn out or transfer or whatever. The bad ones stick around because the system encourages their bullshit in various dumb implicit or even overt ways.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


I try to be fair about this. I try to say 'for every murderous prick there are a dozen good cops who don't get highlighted for doing their best to keep people safe'.

And then a murderous prick walks into someone's backyard, sees a movement in a window and kills the owner of the house. On a loving wellness check.

gently caress it. ACAB.

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS
What I wouldn’t give for the Dem nominee to go on stage during the debate and absolutely slag Trump for believing that windmill-powered TVs exist. Like scorched Earth “you are an idiot” takedown.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1183357914922258433

trump seems happy. its a tweet about tlaib

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

J.A.B.C. posted:

I try to be fair about this. I try to say 'for every murderous prick there are a dozen good cops who don't get highlighted for doing their best to keep people safe'.

And then a murderous prick walks into someone's backyard, sees a movement in a window and kills the owner of the house. On a loving wellness check.

gently caress it. ACAB.

The giveaway is that "good" cops don't act like they care about bad cops. Instead they demand zero accountability or else they flip out.

It's like if the military on top of everything else didn't ever court-martial anyone. "Licensed to kill" beyond the literal army is just next level insanity.

sean10mm fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Oct 13, 2019

duodenum
Sep 18, 2005

J.A.B.C. posted:

I try to be fair about this. I try to say 'for every murderous prick there are a dozen good cops who don't get highlighted for doing their best to keep people safe'.

One response to the “bad apples” argument you make is that where are those 12 good cops every day while their bad cop buddy is doing bad guy things? Those 12 are the guys who should be fixing this from the start, not standing shoulder to shoulder in a “thin blue line” to protect each other from scrutiny. If there is a bad cop, and he’s still a cop, then there are no good cops.

kitten smoothie
Dec 29, 2001

Koalas March posted:

Lol imagine being alive and online in TYOOL 2019 and thinking bad cops stop being cops and not that they bounced to a different station and keep getting to kill people.

I live in St Louis. Because of political poo poo and racism dating back to before the Civil War, what would be one urban “city limits” boundary in any other city is a small urban core called City of St Louis surrounded by 88 different municipalities. Among them is one you might have heard of in recent-ish news, it rhymes with Ferguson.

There are enough police departments that you could get fired for being a trash cop once a year and make more than a lifetime worth of career as a cop out of it.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1183359602089484288

when is the run off?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1183366057169444864

what an rear end in a top hat.

Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Oct 13, 2019

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

the party of law and order

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003
Also, our involvement with the Kurds was not an endless war thing like Iraq and Afghanistan to conflate the two is ridiculous but of course our President is probably the dumbest President of all time.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



https://twitter.com/FaceTheNation/status/1183355409362554880
https://twitter.com/FerasKilaniBBC/status/1183360643816181762
https://twitter.com/BillNeelyNBC/status/1183366039360413696

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

They really are going to massacre every civilian aren't they?

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

They really are going to massacre every civilian aren't they?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenian_Genocide

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
I can see chuds going "see, they sided with Assad/Russia, knew they were the bad guys" without a shred of self reflection or awareness before too long.

It's loving despicable. This is going to have huge long lasting effects.

I imagine there are some very unhappy generals right about now.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

They really are going to massacre every civilian aren't they?

don't worry they're just correcting demographics

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

They really are going to massacre every civilian aren't they?

No just some demographic corrections

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

InsertPotPun posted:

God loving dammit that's just objectively comedic. Like a joke written by the universe that took the worst loving twists to reveal. Congrats writers, you finally pulled off something really amazing. Please do not try to top yourselves.

Someone in the production messed up and the President of the United States was given the lines of Homer when every other world leader was casted as Mr. Burns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F69DQupMiZM

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



OB_Juan posted:

The Trump Presidential Library is going to be a gift shop.

The Trump Presidential Library will be a couple of warehouses of evidence boxes.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.


dont worry, trump has a plan... oh.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1183369133301391365

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person


He...wants *other* people to fight wars? That makes a lot of sense. His only objection was the cost to us.

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

Koalas March posted:

Lol imagine being alive and online in TYOOL 2019 and thinking bad cops stop being cops and not that they bounced to a different station and keep getting to kill people.

I thought after the Tamir Rice case that particular notion was torched for most folks but apparently not.

People just want to believe SO HARD that the whole system isn't rotten from top to bottom so they can give themselves permission to stop giving a poo poo. They fight it pretty hard. But the truth has a pesky way of still being true and well, it makes them a little conflicted and intentionally naive. That's how I read it anyway.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Slowpoke! posted:

What I wouldn’t give for the Dem nominee to go on stage during the debate and absolutely slag Trump for believing that windmill-powered TVs exist. Like scorched Earth “you are an idiot” takedown.

You think Trump is going to participate in debates lol

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

SirPablo posted:

You think Trump is going to participate in debates lol

i think he will do at least one debate. but yeah. he will skip out on most of them.

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