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Robert J. Omb
Dec 1, 2005
The 'J' stands for 'AAARRGH!'
There’s also an element of performance to it. I know a good few folk who speak in pretty standard English but post on social media like a character from an Irvine Welsh novel.

Edit: Apologies - I mean, “Ah ken a loaday cunts who speak la-di-da in the hoose but oan Twitter they’re fucken Begbie fae Trainspotting.”

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Robert J. Omb posted:

There’s also an element of performance to it. I know a good few folk who speak in pretty standard English but post on social media like a character from an Irvine Welsh novel.

Edit: Apologies - I mean, “Ah ken a loaday cunts who speak la-di-da in the hoose but oan Twitter they’re fucken Begbie fae Trainspotting.”

I love the tweet I posted, but it's absolutely performative if you're spelling "dog," "dug."

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Milo and POTUS posted:

Just do it. This forum could use some local color. Or colour, in your language

Everyone does it really, we just tend to normalise American ones, Mam is no different from Mom.

Also most of these scottish twitter ones are West Coast, East Coast of Scotland speak differently.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
It’s like saying comfterbull instead of comfortable.

Or Worstsherr instead of Worchestershire.

Or even simpler the common Wanna instead of want to.

Veib
Dec 10, 2007


Scottish Twitter is cool for language and identity reasons, and also hilarious:

https://theface.com/society/yer-da-sells-avon-how-the-scots-language-found-a-new-home-on-twitter

http://theconversation.com/how-twitter-is-helping-the-scots-language-thrive-in-the-21st-century-121783

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

https://twitter.com/kiankunta/status/1182990990849794049

This one killed me.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





https://twitter.com/nathanhend_97/status/620634533721939969?s=19

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/eedrk/status/1094349742312574976?lang=en

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Scots is a legitimate dialect/language. It's less daft than American spelling reform.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
American spelling reform: gently caress "u" and the hourse u roude in oun

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
American spelling reform: get rid of some, but not all diphthongs but leave ph, qu, and c alone

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

not a tweet per se but I laughed when the first thing I saw this morning was

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
I keep forgetting that the US is so populous that native American English speakers double the number of all other native English speakers combined

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Scottish twitter is best read accompanied by a picture of Merida from Wreck it Ralph 2.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/heavenrants/status/1179826432064868354

https://mobile.twitter.com/murrman5/status/1179046435737800705

https://mobile.twitter.com/brucemccorkinda/status/1183378023959146496

https://mobile.twitter.com/MattOswaltVA/status/1181744576324886529

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Legit out loud laugh, on the bus, from me

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

no am no

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1183214966217641984

That is the man himself

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


https://twitter.com/dril/status/1183222206043549696


he's right, we deserve this

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1183289060397334528?s=19

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
If Dril makes money on his tweets nbd. Its the fact that, even if it is behind latex, he is a real person. It’s like if Paul Rudd was somehow Dril. I like Paul Rudd. I like Dril. I don’t want them to be the same person. It ruins the mystique.

Two good things together don’t always equal one bigger, better thing.

Like cake and olives.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I laughed but the show feels like it’s probably going to suck but if dril can monetize his shitposting then good for him

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Drils patreon has been bringing in like two and a half grand a month and he doesn't even offer anything. People just throw money at him to keep shitposting.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Eschenique posted:

Drils patreon has been bringing in like two and a half grand a month and he doesn't even offer anything. People just throw money at him to keep shitposting.

I've been shitposting for years and I get nothing.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


dasharez0ne go on truthpoint

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/belledejour_uk/status/1183446659058921473?s=19

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Eh, she's got a type

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/sherlocution/status/1183124303149240320

Well that's it for St. Reubens

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

zoux posted:

Well that's it for St. Reubens

Edinburg, TX's ER is bad, apparently

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/grizedinmypants/status/1183179010399973376?s=19

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

I did not find the dril trailer funny at all, but his tweets have been absolute loving genius for years and years, so I hope they cut him a fat check.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/kalpa11/status/1183157225256181760?s=19

Sound on. Trust the text.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/theera_29/status/1182518071967109120

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

:3:

I love cows.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Is that the actor who was in the first Harry Potter on the school team?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/rafaelshimunov/status/1183381655760916480?s=19

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

There's an entire generation of young adults right now who don't remember how bugfuck US culture got and how Global Politics shifted hard after 9/11. Education is extremely important.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

mind the walrus posted:

There's an entire generation of young adults right now who don't remember how bugfuck US culture got and how Global Politics shifted hard after 9/11. Education is extremely important.

It is, indeed, important to not assume the next generation had the same experience as us. That's what boomers did.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


mind the walrus posted:

There's an entire generation of young adults right now who don't remember how bugfuck US culture got and how Global Politics shifted hard after 9/11. Education is extremely important.

We need to check what the acceptable age to learn about these things is. If these children and young adults are deemed too old, we should make fun of them instead.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I don't even bother to know things anymore, I just use wikipedia as an external memory hard drive

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

zoux posted:

I don't even bother to know things anymore, I just use wikipedia as an external memory hard drive

Things have gotten so bad it's not worth remembering specifics any longer. I just stay in a white-hot rage at all time so I can at least be in the proper state of mind for the zeitgeist.

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