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magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

manero posted:

Bumper stickers for pilots, on their planes:

My copilot is my copilot

If you can read this you�re flying too close

I brake for turbulence

I break for geese (in the engine)

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# ? Oct 11, 2019 04:56

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# ? May 24, 2024 05:44

manero

magic cactus posted:

I break for geese (in the engine)

In the style of the Wall Drug bumper stickers:

Where the heck is 6V4?

# ? Oct 11, 2019 05:03

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

my other car is a toyota

# ? Oct 11, 2019 06:53

Heather Papps: hello friend

manero posted:

Bumper stickers for pilots, on their planes:

My copilot is my copilot

If you can read this you�re flying too close

I brake for turbulence

make the thread

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# ? Oct 11, 2019 11:17

Escape From Noise

manero posted:

Bumper stickers for pilots, on their planes:

My copilot is my copilot

If you can read this you’re flying too close

I brake for turbulence

Horn Broken
Watch for block of frozen toilet waste

# ? Oct 11, 2019 11:23

google THIS

If you were a giant you'd be home by now.

# ? Oct 12, 2019 12:27

Escape From Noise

Pornstar names throughout history.

# ? Oct 12, 2019 12:44

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Ogg Extra Leg- First known pornstar. DOB: 300,0013 B.C.E, 9 months after the Festival of Someone Else's Pillaged Harvest

Was born with unusually short legs, and an unusually long weenus. Rumored to have been prehensile...

# ? Oct 12, 2019 13:27

Escape From Noise

Atilla the Hung
Lady of the Lay

# ? Oct 12, 2019 14:00

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Watch Gaius Buttus penetrate Julius Cocksar with his massive gladius!

Have to recommend this page:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_obscenity
One cannot learn the words irrumate and pedicate too early.

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Oct 12, 2019 14:16

google THIS

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Watch Gaius Buttus penetrate Julius Cocksar with his massive gladius!

Have to recommend this page:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_obscenity
One cannot learn the words irrumate and pedicate too early.

Et tu, bootay?

# ? Oct 12, 2019 16:26

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

Et tu, bootay?

# ? Oct 12, 2019 16:33

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Genghis Dong

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# ? Oct 12, 2019 17:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

magic cactus posted:

Genghis Dong

i am too hungry to think of a good joke but this made me chuckle quite a bit

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# ? Oct 12, 2019 18:06

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Ramulus and Reamus,

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# ? Oct 12, 2019 22:19

Heather Papps: hello friend

magic cactus posted:

Ramulus and Reamus,

the city of seven humps

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# ? Oct 12, 2019 22:53

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Catherine the Great (rack)

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# ? Oct 12, 2019 23:24

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

It's the singularity but humans merged with an A.I. with the processing power of E.N.I.A.C.

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# ? Oct 12, 2019 23:38

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

magic cactus posted:

It's the singularity but humans merged with an A.I. with the processing power of E.N.I.A.C.

it's supposed to run faster than that, but a couple of bitcoin idiots had to bring their blockchain nonsense with them

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# ? Oct 12, 2019 23:45

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

blockchain nonsense

What if human brains are just bincoin miners for aliens?

:tinfoil:

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# ? Oct 12, 2019 23:50

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Pornstar names throughout history.

susan b assony

woodrow drillson

teddy hoesevelt

jarvis coc-- wait, wait, nevermind.

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# ? Oct 12, 2019 23:50

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

magic cactus posted:

What if human brains are just bincoin miners for aliens?

mom says its my turn to process thoughts.

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# ? Oct 12, 2019 23:51

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

A decreasing trend in human intelligence that closely mirrors the graphics card pricing spike.

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# ? Oct 12, 2019 23:53

nut

andrew jacksoff

# ? Oct 13, 2019 03:54

Escape From Noise

magic cactus posted:

A decreasing trend in human intelligence that closely mirrors the graphics card pricing spike.

But if I turn it upside down...

# ? Oct 13, 2019 06:08

My Asian Grandma: smoking bowls out of blaster rifle barrels

tyler perry is a virulent racist in blackface trying to hurt the black community with bad comedy

this is a my asian grandma post � 2019 sig credit PSP

# ? Oct 14, 2019 04:01

baw: RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

going back in time, killing baby hitler, then trying to explain to everyone why you just murdered an infant

baw

# ? Oct 14, 2019 17:01

mountaincat: The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.

Somebody out there is mad about a font. Like right now.

Aargh that font looks so terrible why do people keep using it. Don't you know your printed materials look worse than they would with a proper font selection? I'll punch you in the face for using that typeface. You're a punchface.

poo poo.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 17:36

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

he's so mad he can only speak in wingdings

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# ? Oct 14, 2019 17:55

Heather Papps: hello friend

yelling at a person who loves the font so much they have it on their keyboard and shirts and everything and they are just throwing printed out typeface examples at each other till one gets a bad paper cut

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# ? Oct 14, 2019 17:58

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I'm gonna slap you in the face...the typeface!

# ? Oct 14, 2019 18:01

Heather Papps: hello friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I'm gonna slap you in the face...the typeface!

hey violence is not comic _{_{_sans}}

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# ? Oct 14, 2019 18:09

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

hey violence is not comic _{_{_sans}}

Oh yeah? Then what about The Three DejaVus?

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# ? Oct 14, 2019 18:13

google THIS

I shot the serif
(But I did not shoot the double-story)

# ? Oct 14, 2019 19:03

Goons Are Gifts

magic cactus posted:

he's so mad he can only speak in wingdings

lmao

# ? Oct 15, 2019 00:36

Finger Prince

NO, YOU GO TO HELvetica!

# ? Oct 15, 2019 01:14

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

La Belle Dame Comic Sans Merci

# ? Oct 15, 2019 01:38

Heather Papps: hello friend

SardonicTyrant posted:

La Belle Dame Comic Sans Merci

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# ? Oct 15, 2019 01:47

nut

im da jester, baby

# ? Oct 16, 2019 11:33

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got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

get with the times new roman, grandpa

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# ? Oct 16, 2019 21:30

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