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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Old Boot posted:

He what now

Additionally-- IDK if this has been posted, but woo, this poo poo's surreal.

https://twitter.com/yarotrof/status/1184027365170700289

Sorry, the governor of NY

https://twitter.com/lawcrimenews/status/1184121935388725253

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

pantslesswithwolves posted:

I’m kind of surprised that those positions weren’t bombed after they withdrew, even if they took anything sensitive or useful with them.

Bombs cost money

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Andrew Cuomo is still a huge piece of poo poo, sky blue, news at 11

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


EBB posted:

Andrew Cuomo is still a huge piece of poo poo, sky blue, news at 11

i've never been able to predict what scandal brings people down, so i'll hold out some hope for this one

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Anything that brings that anti union, anti state run mental healthcare piece of poo poo down is good. gently caress Cuomo, and gently caress his dad, too.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1184140629720227841?s=19

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

EBB posted:

Bombs cost money

:thatscapitalism:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Old Boot posted:

He what now

Additionally-- IDK if this has been posted, but woo, this poo poo's surreal.

https://twitter.com/yarotrof/status/1184027365170700289

Good for him. Last time Russians got that close to a US base in Syria it didn't go so well for them.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
More video. It looks like the US troops barely had time to pack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5dyWr7NAhY

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/swin24/status/1184155237021601792

Yes, Rand, it would be terrible if all the failsons and faildaughters were investigated

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

pantslesswithwolves posted:

I’m kind of surprised that those positions weren’t bombed after they withdrew, even if they took anything sensitive or useful with them.

Wasn't that one of Vilerat's jobs? Rig the comms room with det cord and blow it?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



BigDave posted:

Wasn't that one of Vilerat's jobs? Rig the comms room with det cord and blow it?

He worked for State so it probably was a bit less exciting than that usually, but as a comms nerd there probably was a destruction/evac plan that went something like that yeah. The other half would be destroying all classified electronics drives, which takes a lot longer than blowing up some radios.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Bucket of acid. Whatever eats hard drives fastest. Then you can throw the bucket of acid covered hard drives at your attackers.

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

SimonCat posted:

More video. It looks like the US troops barely had time to pack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5dyWr7NAhY

What is this? Did the Green Berets leave a message behind for the Russians?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Suicide Watch posted:

What is this? Did the Green Berets leave a message behind for the Russians?



can we make this the background of every thread in GiP

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Vilerat died doing his duty and then he had the United States secretary of state talk about how much he loved video games at his memorial. Absolute staggeringly brutal own.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Suicide Watch posted:

What is this? Did the Green Berets leave a message behind for the Russians?



A shining ray of light in these dark times.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/swamp_land/stat...ingawful.com%2F

Also the NYC Mayor also said n-word wops on live television today lol (the actual word)

This is the dumbest manufactured tempest in a manufactured teacup I've heard in a while. Like Jacob Wohl levels of dumb.

He was quoting this NYT article.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Bucket of acid. Whatever eats hard drives fastest. Then you can throw the bucket of acid covered hard drives at your attackers.

Thermite should to a pretty good job on electronics.

Mind you thermite does a pretty good job on everything.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Suicide Watch posted:

What is this? Did the Green Berets leave a message behind for the Russians?



Hahahah

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Suicide Watch posted:

What is this? Did the Green Berets leave a message behind for the Russians?



:911:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

What a friendly looking critter

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

shame on an IGA posted:

can we make this the background of every thread in GiP

McNally pls

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Not a fan of the lovely gaybash joke, tbh

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

mlmp08 posted:

Not a fan of the lovely gaybash joke, tbh

The rest of it is goddamn gold, though.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Seeing JTAC on the board, I'd be a little nervous for a while. Maybe looking up at the sky a little more than normal

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007

Suicide Watch posted:

What is this? Did the Green Berets leave a message behind for the Russians?



That cat is 100% a cock and balls once you try and erase it.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
normal people, normal brains

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1184177628464537600?s=19

Normal People, Normal Brains

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1184177539180388354?s=19

NORMAL PEOPLE, NORMAL BRAINS

https://twitter.com/mmcassella/status/1184167134663979010?s=19

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
He wears the flag pin, so I can trust him.

How much did it cost for the Ukrainians to buy him again?

edit: first Google result–$500,000. That's what it costs to take down the presidency, what a bargain.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



i have consulted the rule book and these are all valid strategies

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



MA-Horus posted:

Thermite should to a pretty good job on electronics.

Mind you thermite does a pretty good job on everything.

Yeah thermite is real good about that

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1184188228141756417

Rude's former lawyer, "what the other lawyer said for DJT and also privilege or something"

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1184188228141756417

Rude's former lawyer, "what the other lawyer said for DJT and also privilege or something"

I am no lawyer, but that seems like a pretty lovely lawyer letter

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


*Rudy represents himself. He rips off his shirt in court and begins screaming "9/11!!!!!" repeatedly until the bailiff tases him.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

not caring here posted:

I am no lawyer, but that seems like a pretty lovely lawyer letter

It was probably whipped up in five minutes by some jr associate to burn the last 15 minutes they’d already billed. Doing more work would have gone over the allocated budget and would have not been paid by the client anyway.

Lawyers hate not getting paid. So gently caress it.

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
Hail SS-18
https://www.npr.org/2019/10/15/770209247/u-s-imposes-sanctions-on-turkey-for-invasion-of-syria

quote:

Turkish-backed militias carrying out attacks in northern Syria came very close to American forces on the ground on Tuesday, putting them and their base "directly at risk," a U.S. official in Syria tells NPR.

"The Turkish forces violated a standing agreement with the U.S. to not get close enough to threaten U.S. troops on the ground," the official says. "U.S. forces responded with a show of force using aircraft to demonstrate the forces were prepared to defend themselves, as well as communication with the Turkish military through formal channels to protest the risk to U.S. forces."

The U.S. show of force included Apache attack helicopters and F-15 warplanes. No shots were fired, the official says.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
https://play.stuff.co.nz/details/_6094915136001

Some irish grandad pre-recorded a message to troll his own funeral like an absolute champion

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1184209719218581506?s=19

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
👀

https://twitter.com/davidjoachim/st...ingawful.com%2F

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

https://twitter.com/GhostofJoeHill/...ingawful.com%2F

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