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There is only one reason to ever have a goatee-- you're too lazy to regularly shave your chin/mustache because the hairs are just too hard and it hurts in the morning and ouch mommy I don't want to go to school. Seriously, commit to as much of a beard as you can if you don't want to shave the goatee area even if you can't have a full one.
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That was not the ending I was hoping for when he said "Your democratic boyfriend calls me when"
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Picnic Princess posted:That was not the ending I was hoping for when he said "Your democratic boyfriend calls me when" It's sort of an exchange of services.
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mind the walrus posted:There is only one reason to ever have a goatee-- you're too lazy to regularly shave your chin/mustache because the hairs are just too hard and it hurts in the morning and ouch mommy I don't want to go to school. Some of us actually have mustaches/goatees that don't make us look like suburban guys who knows he's getting a divorce when the last kid graduates high school
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Oct 15, 2019 22:59
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Oct 15, 2019 23:00
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I loving lost it at "basically a hedgehog" loving lmao
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mind the walrus posted:There is only one reason to ever have a goatee-- you're too lazy to regularly shave your chin/mustache because the hairs are just too hard and it hurts in the morning and ouch mommy I don't want to go to school. I'd gladly have a full beard, but the rest of my face is super patchy. anyway: https://twitter.com/amorygatsby/status/1184221120658063362?s=20 the tweeter doing the calling out is not the iosm
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Ambitious Spider posted:I'd gladly have a full beard, but the rest of my face is super patchy. I used to be afraid of this too but actually watch entertainment media-- a lot of guys, including ugly and studly guys alike, have patchy beards. Ever see Keanu try to grow his out? What about Jon Snow? Ever notice that Riker's beard shaves off the cheeks? It's all about how you style/groom what you have and match it to the rest of your look. Don't get me wrong, it's work and you have to take a shower and style yourself, but it's very do-able to pull off a patchy beard unless you're around a bunch of aggro douchebags who consider anything less than a full Grizzly Adams "some queer poo poo." quote:anyway: ngl I'm curious about the recipe since coleslaw is extremely Dutch.
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Is it pico de gallo? The thing I had to explain to a million customers was the same thing as salsa.
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Holy poo poo. I looked for the recipe and all of them are clearly written by a white person who probably ate some coleslaw (Edit: in some parts of southern Mexico, people will put colesaw in their panuchos or tacos, a lot of times it doesn't have anything but just lime,because the whole flavour is given by the salsas and meat) on a trip to Cancún and is trying to replicate it, and is making some bullshit with loving honey whatthefuck is wrong with you all? OH GOD I kept reading and...SOMEONE ADDED BEANS. and mayo... What in the gently caress
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Oct 15, 2019 23:57
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https://twitter.com/amorygatsby/status/1184222610651058176 I’ve been saying this!!
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/amorygatsby/status/1184222610651058176 I read something about that in the last Coleslaw Quarterly.
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mind the walrus posted:I used to be afraid of this too but actually watch entertainment media-- a lot of guys, including ugly and studly guys alike, have patchy beards. Ever see Keanu try to grow his out? What about Jon Snow? Ever notice that Riker's beard shaves off the cheeks? It's all about how you style/groom what you have and match it to the rest of your look. Don't get me wrong, it's work and you have to take a shower and style yourself, but it's very do-able to pull off a patchy beard unless you're around a bunch of aggro douchebags who consider anything less than a full Grizzly Adams "some queer poo poo." That's not my crowd, so I'm up for giving it a shot.
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Oct 16, 2019 00:06
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MizPiz posted:Some of us actually have mustaches/goatees that don't make us look like suburban guys who knows he's getting a divorce when the last kid graduates high school Your goatee still looks bad and you're in denial. The comprehensive list of facial hair that can look good is and exclusively is.
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Brawnfire posted:I read something about that in the last Coleslaw Quarterly. I bet it was my column!
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Inceltown posted:Your goatee still looks bad and you're in denial. you forgot one: 
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Oct 16, 2019 00:20
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Brawnfire posted:I read something about that in the last Coleslaw Quarterly. Ugh, CQ is just a poor man's Slaw Fancy as far as I'm concerned
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Inceltown posted:Your goatee still looks bad and you're in denial. [*]moustache [if Inigo Montoya]
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Oct 16, 2019 00:25
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Inceltown posted:Your goatee still looks bad and you're in denial. FTFY beards are well known to be gay culture
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Oct 16, 2019 00:30
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Oct 16, 2019 00:39
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Sagebrush posted:you forgot one: This is covered under the 'if gay' clause. T-man posted:FTFY Please don't try erase Australian cricket history. Boonie is a smilie for a reason.
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Oct 16, 2019 00:50
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Desperado Bones posted:Holy poo poo. I looked for the recipe and all of them are clearly written by a white person who probably ate some coleslaw (Edit: in some parts of southern Mexico, people will put colesaw in their panuchos or tacos, a lot of times it doesn't have anything but just lime,because the whole flavour is given by the salsas and meat) on a trip to Cancún and is trying to replicate it, and is making some bullshit with loving honey whatthefuck is wrong with you all? After visiting Mexico a dozen times, it's embarrassing what gets called "Mexican" up here. I'm really sorry for our terrible phony Mexican recipes.
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zoux posted:This is social media imo I dunno, sounds like the idiot was on a plane. Hopefully she reads it though.
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Picnic Princess posted:After visiting Mexico a dozen times, it's embarrassing what gets called "Mexican" up here. I'm really sorry for our terrible phony Mexican recipes. I hate you all, really.  I need to find the video (posted on twitter) of the white lady that was "cooking" pozole and ended up with something that looked like a drunk person's vomit.
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zoux posted:This is social media imo As someone who prints crap like this a full page ad like that is likely at least $1k, maybe more depending on the paper size and the total draw of the publication, just loving lol.
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Oct 16, 2019 01:35
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Picnic Princess posted:After visiting Mexico a dozen times, it's embarrassing what gets called "Mexican" up here. I'm really sorry for our terrible phony Mexican recipes. Yup, at my old community college the student center cafe served a burrito that was mayo and smashed baked beans. This was in California. In a town so overwhelmingly Mexican you can still buy bomb rear end tamales out of a van from an abuela that doesn't speak any English and her granddaughter if your timing is right. 
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/drive45music/status/1183880890490875905 It has its highlights. The downside though is 90% of it is people using this as a talking point to pretend mansplaining doesn't exist at all and is made up and saying that gender doesn't come into it because it's just two people and men and women are completely equal and what is context, anyway? TinTower posted:https://twitter.com/spikedonline/status/1183774581242417154?s=21 "How can you hate this woman's abominable views?? She's not white! Why are you judging her by her race??"
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Ambitious Spider posted:That's not my crowd, so I'm up for giving it a shot. Patchy beard-haver checking in; I used to have the Van Dyke because it was the only thing I thought I could grow, until I had a similar realization. As a bonus, given a couple months your beard might grow to cover your bald spots.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Patchy beard-haver checking in; I used to have the Van Dyke because it was the only thing I thought I could grow, until I had a similar realization. As a bonus, given a couple months your beard might grow to cover your bald spots. I do a Van Dyke (but shorter and without the bit under my bottom lip) because my facial hair really only grows there apart from a few disconnected patches. I’d like a fuller beard but keeping it trim works. 
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Vib Rib posted:For as much as these people misappropriate MLK's "judge by deed, not by color" sentiment, they make it clear over and over they have no idea what that even means. Re: beardchat, the best thing I ever did as a patchy face-haver was to go into seclusion for paternity leave and be too sleep-deprived to shave for a month. The beard was inside me all along, I just needed several intermediate weeks to not care what I looked like.
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mind the walrus posted:you're too lazy My raison d'etre.
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Chad kids dunking on each other can be pretty funny.  wizzardstaff posted:They know what it means, they just care more about owning the libs.  A lot of liberals/leftists think that conservatives/libertarians/alt-rights/fascists are concerned with anything other than chud games of power. They are not. They are about machismo. Anything less than a thunderclap of your rear end cheeks powerful enough to rival theirs is not going to be respected. mind the walrus has a new favorite as of 04:10 on Oct 16, 2019 |
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Finally, a fivehead-havin' white man to explain to us what racism really is (disagreeing with him)
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there wolf posted:Hitting doesn't work for dogs either. It doesn't teach them to not do something, just avoid getting caught doing it. I'm pages late, but I love this quote from one of the Sharpe episodes: "the only thing whipping teaches a soldier is how to turn his back."
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Desperado Bones posted:Overall some doctors are dumb assholes. The wound care place I go to has a policy of not prescribing pain medication. You know, the place that treats burns and bone infections and does fun stuff like cauterization 
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Ebola Roulette posted:The wound care place I go to has a policy of not prescribing pain medication. You know, the place that treats burns and bone infections and does fun stuff like cauterization As someone who burned her foot with hot water, hot enough for some skin to peel off, and knows the pain.... that is cruel.
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mind the walrus posted:Anything less than a thunderclap of your rear end cheeks powerful enough to rival theirs is not going to be respected. Sounds like they'd find that homose- *Jeopardy theme plays* *thinks about how often gay-bashing republicans get busted for soliciting dude prostitutes* Ooooh..... Now it makes sense.
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Ebola Roulette posted:The wound care place I go to has a policy of not prescribing pain medication. You know, the place that treats burns and bone infections and does fun stuff like cauterization As somebody who's watching a loved one go through the "Sorry about your horrible pain, but you need to understand our metrics say we can't prescribe any more pain meds" routine, you have my sympathy 
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