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For as much, or as little as any the Brexit secretary says matters;quote:The Brexit secretary, Stephen Barclay, has indicated that Boris Johnson will send a letter to the EU seeking an extension if there is no agreement by Saturday. I seriously hope Johnson has to eat poo poo. [e]: 147 ~ Number of onanisms Johnson commits every hour, leading to; bloating, bad skin, straw-like hair, and delusions of statesmanship. Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Oct 16, 2019 |
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OwlFancier posted:Also BLEEDING URETHRAL MEATUS is my wheatus cover band. FRACTURED PENIS! BLEEDING MEATUS! JIZZING OUT MY SPIRIT SO I HAVE TO LIVE INDOORS! 
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Oct 16, 2019 12:45
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Guavanaut posted:Vibration for women's health! CSF is "gin clear" and not very much like cum at all. I can't believe I just wrote that.
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Oct 16, 2019 12:47
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https://twitter.com/hzeffman/status/1184425897522278400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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Oct 16, 2019 12:50
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knox_harrington posted:CSF is "gin clear" and not very much like cum at all.
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Oct 16, 2019 12:52
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That's what the lumpy bits are, that's your spirit, spirit is stored in the balls.
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Oct 16, 2019 12:53
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According to Bruno Waterfield for the Times, there have been ‘hiccusps’ in talks, and now it’s pretty much impossible for anything to happen by October 31st. Johnson will either have to demand an extension, or ignore and refuse to comply with the Benn Act. Edit: Hahahaha, ‘best we can do is a political agreement, but can’t do anything more until we have a legally binding text (which Germany thinks could take two months), by the way we won’t even bother starting until after we see what happens with the vote on saturday’, Pesmerga fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Oct 16, 2019 |
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Oct 16, 2019 12:55
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OwlFancier posted:That's what the lumpy bits are, that's your spirit, spirit is stored in the balls. One day when I was a boy my spirit dropped.
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Oct 16, 2019 12:56
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Guavanaut posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NQ0gN6k0EU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjLhLgdhzMQ
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Oct 16, 2019 12:57
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gh0stpinballa posted:once you've developed a sufficiently detailed intelligence profile of XR and you've given their occupy stunts time to harden the public against them, you stop playing nice and start cracking heads. which is what is happening now. Red Oktober posted:I've been toying with the idea recently that it could be a good thing for Corbyn to step down sometime soon. He's done amazing things for the party and growing the vote, but there are still a significant amount of people out there who believe he's a communist/anti-semite/hard-brexiter, whatever, and it feels like we're hitting diminishing returns now. 1) Replacing Corbyn cuts out the support the party currently has. Centrists like to imagine that by playing nice we can pull over some of the right from other parties, but what happens instead is we lose the left, and the right do this:  2) If the party elects another left-leaning leader to keep its base, they will suffer the exact same fate in the press. Look how the papers are starting to attack McDonnell just in case he's next in line. This "maybe Corbyn should step down because nobody likes him and he's standing in the way of a Labour landslide" is loving insidious (my wife even said it a few nights ago), because it openly acknowledges the huge surge in popularity for labour, while refusing to acknowledge that it's entirely down to Corbyn. Essentially the argument is "oh poo poo Corbyn might win because he's popular, time to go maximum centrist by removing the thing we actually want because compromise" when compromising with the right never loving works.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9EfAOsHwLI (I kinda want that hall and oates logo as a decal)
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knox_harrington posted:CSF is "gin clear" and not very much like cum at all. IANAD, but clearly the CSF samples you saw were from people who regularly self-polluted, draining the CSF of its spirit essence. Check and mate.  Pesmerga posted:According to Bruno Waterfield for the Times, there have been ‘hiccusps’ in talks, and now it’s pretty much impossible for anything to happen by October 31st. Johnson will either have to demand an extension, or ignore and refuse to comply with the Benn Act. loving 
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Oct 16, 2019 13:00
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Pesmerga posted:According to Bruno Waterfield for the Times, there have been ‘hiccusps’ in talks, and now it’s pretty much impossible for anything to happen by October 31st. Johnson will either have to demand an extension, or ignore and refuse to comply with the Benn Act. Ah constitutional chaos, you're never far away from my government and my heart. That said Labour are a little bit hosed regardless, the Tories do well if there's a deal, they do well if they can convince enough of the public that there was a deal but the EU and remoaner parliament shot it down, the lib dems and the Tories do well if there's no deal and the lib dems will probably do well if there's an extension. As I've said for months, if this election is about Brexit then Labour are going to suffer.
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forkboy84 posted:Who could have foreseen Boris changing his mind? Why is my dog going nuts every time I read this part of the tweet 
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Oct 16, 2019 13:08
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Agree but most people think anything that happens to a criminal is fine by them. Eg notice how 'police kill unarmed suspect who just happened to be the same colour as a criminal they were after' is swiftly followed by newspaper reports that 'yeah but he smoked dope once /stole some sweets off the sweetie counter in Woolworths when he was 6 so actually it's absolutely fine that he was killed.' But off topic, but there was a show on channel 4 a couple of years back where they put on a mock trial for a rapist. They made it a "he said she said" sort of case, happened at a party, they were friends etc., the kind of case that would never get a prosecution let alone a conviction in the real world. When they got the opinions of watchers/jurors they would say how yes the guy was guilty, but is it really worth ruining his life, and one of them stood out to me because she was saying he shouldn't go to jail because it's not for people like him, she was on the cusp of saying that jail is for murderers and rapists but didn't quite get to the realisation that the rapist actually deserved the harsh punishment...
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Oct 16, 2019 13:11
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Marmaduke! posted:But off topic, but there was a show on channel 4 a couple of years back where they put on a mock trial for a rapist. They made it a "he said she said" sort of case, happened at a party, they were friends etc., the kind of case that would never get a prosecution let alone a conviction in the real world. When they got the opinions of watchers/jurors they would say how yes the guy was guilty, but is it really worth ruining his life, and one of them stood out to me because she was saying he shouldn't go to jail because it's not for people like him, she was on the cusp of saying that jail is for murderers and rapists but didn't quite get to the realisation that the rapist actually deserved the harsh punishment... I think it's a bit like the thing posted earlier about harshness of sentences. Are sentences in general too lenient - YES! Ok look at these specific cases - that's fine, that's fine, ooh that's a bit harsh actually. But sentences in general are too lenient!! People hold a distinction between jumping out of bushes rape and the kind you mention, are presented with the latter, agree he's a rapist, continue to hold distinction above.
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Oct 16, 2019 13:16
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Bobby Deluxe posted:"Freeborn Englishman"
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Oct 16, 2019 13:17
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The Chinese religious epic Journey to the West is about a monk who has attained supreme spiritual purity through pursuing a strict no-loving, no-fapping regime for multiple reincarnations. As such, every single demon in Asia wants to either eat him or have sex with him and then eat him, and his monkey bodyguard has to beat them all off with his magical expanding staff.
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Oct 16, 2019 13:25
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Not sure what's better about Grant Shapps announcing 'Northern Rail' (or Northern, as they have actually been called for years now) could be nationalised: the old Tory trick of sticking a blue ribbon on a Labour manifesto promise they previously attacked (see Miliband energy caps) or the complete failure to understand that nationalising that particular TOC won't resolve any of the issues they are having 
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Oct 16, 2019 13:26
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Bobby Deluxe posted:The thing that I find most annoying about this is the refusal to acknowledge that Labour has three times as many members as the Tory party, and if it wasn't for gerrymandering would have had a storming majority... ? this is so far from conventional wisdom that some elaboration would be welcome
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Oct 16, 2019 13:26
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Bobstar posted:I think it's a bit like the thing posted earlier about harshness of sentences. Are sentences in general too lenient - YES! Ok look at these specific cases - that's fine, that's fine, ooh that's a bit harsh actually. But sentences in general are too lenient!! This was a minor part of the David Nutt shenanigans that stuck with me. People were in favour of giving cannabis at least a Class B, maybe even a Class A status (i.e. definitely illegal) but also massively in favour of really lenient sentences. The contradiction never seemed a problem.
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Oct 16, 2019 13:28
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Darth Walrus posted:his monkey bodyguard has to beat them all off
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Oct 16, 2019 13:28
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ronya posted:? Very on brand to demand more words. Also, https://twitter.com/tconnellyRTE/status/1184444300706353152 welp
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Oct 16, 2019 13:28
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Darth Walrus posted:The Chinese religious epic Journey to the West is about a monk who has attained supreme spiritual purity through pursuing a strict no-loving, no-fapping regime for multiple reincarnations. As such, every single demon in Asia wants to either eat him or have sex with him and then eat him, and his monkey bodyguard has to beat them all off with his magical expanding staff. And that's how owen smith met his wife.
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Oct 16, 2019 13:29
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He might have done it: apparently DUP are drooping objections, which was the main sticking point left. If true, I wonder how many billions they were just promised.
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Oct 16, 2019 13:32
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Not sure what's better about Grant Shapps announcing 'Northern Rail' (or Northern, as they have actually been called for years now) could be nationalised: the old Tory trick of sticking a blue ribbon on a Labour manifesto promise they previously attacked (see Miliband energy caps) or the complete failure to understand that nationalising that particular TOC won't resolve any of the issues they are having But it is nationalised. Deutsche Bahn owns Arriva who own Northern. Although I can see some good potential spin there to convince gammons that we're really reclaiming out railways from those nasty Krauts.
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Oct 16, 2019 13:32
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Strom Cuzewon posted:This was a minor part of the David Nutt shenanigans that stuck with me. People were in favour of giving cannabis at least a Class B, maybe even a Class A status (i.e. definitely illegal) but also massively in favour of really lenient sentences. Cannabis moves to class A, but Class A drug penalties are reduced to like 5 years or a fine for selling without a licence or no penalty for simple possession, Class B and C are reduced accordingly.
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Oct 16, 2019 13:33
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Oct 16, 2019 13:35
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In reality. If agreed, it puts the border between Great Britain and Northern Ireland, leaving NI more economically aligned with, and indeed, having less of a border with, Ireland. It’s about as big a move towards Irish reunification as you could get short of a border poll...
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Oct 16, 2019 13:36
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VideoGames posted:Does whatever deal he has still need to be voted on? Ayup. Has to be voted on, date set for the emergency sitting of parliament on Saturday.
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Oct 16, 2019 13:37
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oh okay phew https://twitter.com/DUPleader/status/1184447621106143234?s=19
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Oct 16, 2019 13:38
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Pesmerga posted:In reality. If agreed, it puts the border between Great Britain and Northern Ireland, leaving NI more economically aligned with, and indeed, having less of a border with, Ireland. It’s about as big a move towards Irish reunification as you could get short of a border poll... The DUP must have been ensured that this deal will never be able to pass a vote and that was, indeed, only put out to be voted down by Parliament, so that BoJo could say that he tried to deliver and was blocked by the perfidious lefts.
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VideoGames posted:Does whatever deal he has still need to be voted on? If the DUP and ERG drop their objections and vote in favour, it becomes much much tighter.
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That Italian Guy posted:The DUP must have been ensured that this deal will never be able to pass a vote and that was, indeed, only put out to be voted down by Parliament, so that BoJo could say that he tried to deliver and was blocked by the perfidious lefts. Pretty much, he is basically making sure whatever deal he puts to parliament stinks so bad it fails so he can push for no deal.
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Pesmerga posted:In reality. If agreed, it puts the border between Great Britain and Northern Ireland, leaving NI more economically aligned with, and indeed, having less of a border with, Ireland. It’s about as big a move towards Irish reunification as you could get short of a border poll...
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That Italian Guy posted:The DUP must have been ensured that this deal will never be able to pass a vote and that was, indeed, only put out to be voted down by Parliament, so that BoJo could say that he tried to deliver and was blocked by the perfidious lefts.
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Oct 16, 2019 13:46
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If only "nationalists" and "sense" belonged in the same sentence.
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Strom Cuzewon posted:This was a minor part of the David Nutt shenanigans that stuck with me. People were in favour of giving cannabis at least a Class B, maybe even a Class A status (i.e. definitely illegal) but also massively in favour of really lenient sentences. People are staggeringly, thuddingly stupid
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Bobby Deluxe posted:The thing that I find most annoying about this is the refusal to acknowledge that Labour has three times as many members as the Tory party, and if it wasn't for gerrymandering would have had a storming majority. Is there any actual proof of the latter? I was under the impression that the Tories won the most overall votes (at least a plurality) at the last election.
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Comrades, I’ve spent almost two weeks aggressively ignoring all news and I highly recommend it. I feel confident that I’ve missed nothing important and that everything is on the same stupid trajectory it was a fortnight ago. Am I wrong?
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