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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

I wonder if any voters will actually care about this. GOP primary voters maybe but I can’t imagine how that caring will manifest - will they vote for all the ET people or vote for moderates instead?

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
GOP: Government is broken and just makes things worse!
Also GOP: lmao we're going to break the gently caress out of this

I mean someone good at politics could probably make something of this but I don't think there is anyone in Texas capable of it

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I think the general recriminations and distrust sown here is going to be the real problem for the state party

https://twitter.com/edwonkkimmy/status/1184130755154325507

This strikes me as correct. It's good gossip for Texas pol junkies and will probably make some enemies but if there's one thing the Republicans are good at it's setting aside their extreme personal dislike and hatred of another person to vote for them because they are Rs.

Also you have to remember that MQS knows the convo is being recorded so he's being way more circumspect than he'd be if he was the one getting secretly recorded.

zoux fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Oct 15, 2019

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.
These guys just utterly despise cities and counties. I just flat out dont understand it.

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice

Sab0921 posted:

These guys just utterly despise cities and counties. I just flat out dont understand it.

This I don't understand. If you take out cities and counties, what's left? The little rural towns? Are they relying on gerrymandering districts to carry them forward?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Sab0921 posted:

These guys just utterly despise cities and counties. I just flat out dont understand it.

They needed a foil after Hillary lost.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Well when you campaign on lowering property taxes, but have no real authority to lower property taxes, you demonize the tax collectors.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Shifty Pony posted:

They needed a foil after Hillary lost.

In dark hours I sometimes wonder where the GOP would turn for single-issue votes if they ever got rid of Roe v. Wade

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Everyone is just shocked, SHOCKED! that this is going on


Between the time he mentored me as a freshman in session and uh, like two weeks later, he has been poisoned by partisan politics

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel
I've met Talarico, and he seems to be a good guy, but man is that some overly polite centrist speak.

Integrated Houston
Oct 21, 2008
Thank you, Speaker Boner, for compiling a handy list of people you hate for me to donate to.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

We all knew A&M was for the birds: https://www.texastribune.org/2019/10/14/texas-m-system-chancellor-john-sharp-got-parakeets-his-office

quote:

Last fall, employees in a Texas A&M University System office space were alerted that three parakeets had been placed in the building’s light-filled atrium, and that more were on the way.

They were to be greeted warmly: “The first word we would like to teach them is 'HOWDY!'" an employee for Chancellor John Sharp wrote in an October 2018 email. “Please help them learn by addressing them this way when you see them.”

But — for at least a few days — the birds prompted a different reaction from some employees, who said in emails that their winged guests took to “flying around like crazy” and “don’t understand why we are chasing them.”

“Four birds landed on Cliff’s computer last night. Lona chased them out with a baby gate, while Wanda waved her hands like a crazy person so the bird would not fly down towards our area,” an employee wrote in an October 2018 email. “I hear 2 more birds will be arriving soon. Trying to hold it together over here… are we really spending time on birds?”


Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Office emus

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
https://i.imgur.com/syFHeE4.gifv

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I'd love to see a parakeet say "saw vars'ty's horns off"

https://twitter.com/DBUPatriots/status/1184168695284797445

Whoa wtf

zoux fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Oct 15, 2019

Eregos
Aug 17, 2006

A Reversal of Fortune, Perhaps?
Now there's 2 individuals nicknamed Speaker Boner to keep track of. At least one is retired now.

Anyways, while it's not new, I enjoyed playing around with 538's Gerrymandering Atlas. Texas, theoretically gerrymandered Democratic, would give them 5 Dallas seats, 5 Houston seats, 3 Austin seats and a San Antonio seat. It's a fun little fantasy. Meanwhile a fair map would probably be a gain anywhere from 0-6 seats relative to now depending on which map and election outcome variance. But since Texas doesn't allow statewide ballot measures, I'd guess fair maps in other states are more interesting. Geographic distribution, with Democrats clustering in cities, fucks Democrats in countless states, often forcing a Democratic gerrymander just to get outcomes that match the partisan breakdown of the statewide vote. Ohio is the most prime example of this. Texas is actually less so than many states, probably because it's so suburban and rural.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel
Why does A&M think they own the word 'Howdy'?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Sardonik posted:

Why does A&M think they own the word 'Howdy'?

Are you asking why Aggies are laboring under a grand delusion about something

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

zoux posted:

Are you asking why Aggies are laboring under a grand delusion about something

Excuse me, my grand delusion is a tradition and you need to respect it

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/patricksvitek/status/1184195480164679682?s=21

These guys are delusional

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

evergreen tweet

https://twitter.com/bencjacobs/status/692155362552778752

Mistaken Frisbee
Jul 19, 2007
I'm sort of bummed out I spent the summer reading some of the big spoilers, so some of it is not surprising. But months into this, I'm still in shock that Bonnen would be this dumb to assume he was not being recorded.

My boss is still betting he'll win the Speakership again, but I wouldn't go that far.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/byrontau/status/1184228540696465408?s=21

Lmao

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

zoux posted:

Seriously, just monumentally loving stupid. He was all set for a long, respectable Speaker career too

https://twitter.com/edwonkkimmy/status/1184114938735935488

Also lol at internal GOP polling showing Trump -15 in loving Garland (months ago)

For someone not from Texas, how bad a sign is that for Trump?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It’s a conservative Dallas suburb

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

What do all these guys have against Scott Braddock, who runs like a blog or something?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Badger of Basra posted:

What do all these guys have against Scott Braddock, who runs like a blog or something?

QR was king poo poo before the Texas Tribune existed so it's muscle memory. Also he picks fights with them on twitter.

I mean, if there's BTS poo poo I wouldn't know but that's the public facing reasons anyway

Quandary
Jan 29, 2008

Charlz Guybon posted:

For someone not from Texas, how bad a sign is that for Trump?

Garland is pretty conservative, so it's definitely a bad sign.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Badger of Basra posted:

I wonder if any voters will actually care about this. GOP primary voters maybe but I can’t imagine how that caring will manifest - will they vote for all the ET people or vote for moderates instead?
I recently took a Lyft with the license plate OPN CARY and the driver was the ultimate mid-40s conservative dude with the Hawaiian shirt and trilby hat. Of course, considering I have a way to get people to trust me, I can get people to open up to tell me their deepest fears and fantasies. Turns out he was an activist for Open Carry Texas, the group that got into it with Bonnen earlier this year at his house, and now with the MQS tape I had to know what he thought.

"That guy.... is trash!!!" Cue him holding in barely contained rage. So I raised my Lyft driver's blood pressure a few extra notches that morning.

Oh his mind was probably already made up though.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Quandary posted:

Garland is pretty conservative, so it's definitely a bad sign.
I think the demographics have changed a lot over the years. It's a pretty working-class place.

Extreme right factoid: Garland was a hotbed for the Confederate Hammerskins back in the 1980s. Dallas was said to have birthed that particular group but a lot of them lived in Garland and in crash houses (many were juveniles, in fact). A whole bunch wound up in prison

https://www.jta.org/1989/10/04/archive/skinheads-indicted-in-dallas-for-attacks-on-jewish-sites

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
drat this part of the conversation is comedic


Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

I recently took a Lyft with the license plate OPN CARY and the driver was the ultimate mid-40s conservative dude with the Hawaiian shirt and trilby hat. Of course, considering I have a way to get people to trust me, I can get people to open up to tell me their deepest fears and fantasies. Turns out he was an activist for Open Carry Texas, the group that got into it with Bonnen earlier this year at his house, and now with the MQS tape I had to know what he thought.

"That guy.... is trash!!!" Cue him holding in barely contained rage. So I raised my Lyft driver's blood pressure a few extra notches that morning.

Oh his mind was probably already made up though.

Was it this square-faced motherfucker?



Because the reason he pushes so hard for "constitutional carry" is that he has a criminal record that prevent him from getting a CC permit. He's been known to get real threatening with lawmakers who don't do what he says. Dude is bugfuck nuts, moreso than others of his libertarian ilk.

Apparently he's way into marijuana legalization now. Go figure.

https://www.star-telegram.com/opinion/bud-kennedy/article10243031.html

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

TropicalCoke posted:

drat this part of the conversation is comedic




https://twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/1184167120554381312

https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/1184436000879185920

Oh I'm sure

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
So a woman saw a man prowling around outside of her window and pulled out a gun.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Keeshhound posted:

So a woman saw a man prowling around outside of her window and pulled out a gun.

No, that's just what the cops got the kid to say

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

zoux posted:

No, that's just what the cops got the kid to say

My point is that even if it's true, so what? This is literally the scenario people insist that they need a firearm for.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Keeshhound posted:

My point is that even if it's true, so what? This is literally the scenario people insist that they need a firearm for.

Well if you convince a jury that the cop felt threatened, a lot of people will give him the benefit of the doubt

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

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I say he doesn't deserve the benefit of the doubt because it's Texas, and I would assume 99% of people have a gun in their house specifically for defending themselves during a break in. I can't imagine what police training is like to make an officer that scared at checking houses that he shoots at the first visible human inside.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/andreazelinski/status/1184496345383657473

I'm fairly sure he said this publicly in January so idk why everyone is acting like this is some shocking revelation

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