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colachute
Mar 15, 2015

He said the pkk is more of a terroristic threat than isis

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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

hahaha wowwww

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
The Italian President looks like Jerry Springer

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

colachute posted:

He said the pkk is more of a terroristic threat than isis

well, obviously, ISIS never sent people back to the US to start unions

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Yeah well where was Italy on D-Day?

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

I always thought it was a reference to the sound of getting brained with an aluminum bat (crack of the skull, ping of the bat)

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


jfc it's real :cripes:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
A quick break from the intersection of brain worms and turkey:

https://twitter.com/GeoffRBennett/status/1184524843380817922?s=19

Been wondering when this one would take place. Should be fun when Taylor comes in and obliterates whatever Sondland says this week.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


colachute posted:

He said the pkk is more of a terroristic threat than isis
Now this is definitely peak-dying administration, but they're not going to let it go.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Trump was talking about bringing troops home and in the next sentence mentions sending more troops to Saudi Arabia and "in a matter of minutes negotiated that the Saudi's pay for the costs of our deployment." Paraphrasing but then 'they're paying, they should be paying, they're very wealthy and they should be paying much more for our protection". Then goes on to slam NATO for not paying and talks about this as a "debt" owed to us.

E: "Nato, some people are saying it doesn't benefit us at all. It does benefit Europe but then they're bad to us on trade, not fair"

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

https://www.wsj.com/news/author/editorial-board

quote:

We speak for free markets and free people, the principles, if you will, marked in the watershed year of 1776 by Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Independence and Adam Smith's “Wealth of Nations.” So over the past century and into the next, the Journal stands for free trade and sound money; against confiscatory taxation and the ukases of kings and other collectivists; and for individual autonomy against dictators, bullies and even the tempers of momentary majorities.

just loving lmao at everything

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Lmao I appreciate that the military has officially become the enforcers in our mob protection racket.

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011


I bet Trump feels p dumb for buying a whole-page ad about the Central Park Five; he could have just written an op/ed for free.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Someone redo that but for Al-Qaeda and Osama

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The Rudy thing also includes a counterintelligence probe!

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/1184531704649789448?s=19

If anyone here ever invents a time machine, go back in time and make their loving parents hug them as children.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

colachute posted:

Lmao I appreciate that the military has officially become the enforcers in our mob protection racket.
Smedley Butler would like a word with you.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

facialimpediment posted:

The Rudy thing also includes a counterintelligence probe!

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/1184531704649789448?s=19

If anyone here ever invents a time machine, go back in time and make their loving parents hug them as children.

Make their parents gently caress at a different time, maybe a week later, thereby creating entirely different people as their children.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Lake of Methane posted:

I bet Trump feels p dumb for buying a whole-page ad about the Central Park Five; he could have just written an op/ed for free.

I'm surprised we don't see more op-eds by Mr. Barron.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



what was this?

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously


Washington Post also let him write an editorial in March 2019: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...m=.3ea6c59d62ea

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Bored As gently caress posted:

Make their parents gently caress at a different time, maybe a week later, thereby creating entirely different people as their children.

Nature vs. nurture, but we'd get another 50/50 shot on them being female instead of male, and since the way society works is poo poo, if they were women they'd never get near the amount of power that they have now.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

"Unable to gently caress up the country because we don't give a gently caress about women" is such a weird positive alternate history...

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Stravag posted:

"Unable to gently caress up the country because we don't give a gently caress about women" is such a weird positive alternate history...

Well, I'm a realist. Also we're talking about having a time machine, so I think that this use case would be near the bottom of the list of awful historical events to prevent.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

A Bad Poster posted:

Well, I'm a realist. Also we're talking about having a time machine, so I think that this use case would be near the bottom of the list of awful historical events to prevent.

No i agree with you i was just saying its just weird weird that it would be true

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

facialimpediment posted:

The Rudy thing also includes a counterintelligence probe!

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/1184531704649789448?s=19

If anyone here ever invents a time machine, go back in time and make their loving parents hug them as children.

Man, pretty much everyone Trump associates is likely being exploited by Intel Agencies, because they are so loving corrupt its just a given.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I can't confirm that this loving thing is valid, but it came from Twitter (2019), is from a Fox Business host (2019), and sure sounds like our genius-brained president (2019). I feel dumber for having read it (2019) and I may never read anything dumber for the rest of my life (2019).

https://twitter.com/trish_regan/status/1184559361638748161?s=19

It's dated a week ago. Three days after the White House statement kicked off this monumental clusterfuck.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Oct 16, 2019

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
The “I will call you later” as a closer is so silly

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/HoCoTimes/status/1184559637816860674

-Anders
Feb 1, 2007

Denmark. Wait, what?

facialimpediment posted:

I can't confirm that this loving thing is valid, but it came from Twitter (2019), is from a Fox Business host (2019), and sure sounds like our genius-brained president (2019). I feel dumber for having read it (2019) and I may never read anything dumber for the rest of my life (2019).

https://twitter.com/trish_regan/status/1184559361638748161?s=19

It's dated a week ago. Three days after the White House statement kicked off this monumental clusterfuck.
I felt the exact same way as you do, and I'm still no closer to knowing if it's legit or not. :iiam:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Uh, so apparently Donnie Brainstem invited congressional leaders over to the White House for Syria/Turkey talk and it's pretty obvious that he is now shutting all the windows and huffing his own farts all day.

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1184564384011636736?s=19

Old, racist, narcissistic grandpa.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nice meltdown

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1184564687427592192?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The letter is real, NYT confirmed.

https://twitter.com/katierogers/status/1184567108853751809?s=19

2019.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Well I think I'm starting to understand the whole crack-ping feeling now :psyduck:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


facialimpediment posted:

Uh, so apparently Donnie Brainstem invited congressional leaders over to the White House for Syria/Turkey talk and it's pretty obvious that he is now shutting all the windows and huffing his own farts all day.

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1184564384011636736?s=19

Old, racist, narcissistic grandpa.
If Nancy is a third rate politician then what does that make Donnie?

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Casimir Radon posted:

If Nancy is a third rate politician then what does that make Donnie?

A worm-ridden ship's boat unfit to be used for firewood.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Casimir Radon posted:

If Nancy is a third rate politician then what does that make Donnie?

456,578,420th rate.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Casimir Radon posted:

If Nancy is a third rate politician then what does that make Donnie?

He got elected president. While we can impeach him we can’t take away that fact.

Barf

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
More meeting stuff!

https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/1184573531000131589?s=19

https://twitter.com/aterkel/status/1184575062101377025?s=19

(huffing farts)

https://twitter.com/KFaulders/status/1184573931304431617?s=19

And more crimes!

https://twitter.com/nwadhams/status/1184573273763438592?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Oct 16, 2019

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Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
What other letters are out there? I bet the ones to the Mexican government are a doozy.

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