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ubachung
Jul 30, 2006

Much like this thread I guess, the exact same discussion happened 5 pages ago.

Mae posted:

The twitter post is edited down from the insta post, where you see the in between parts more clearly

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Yeah, nice posting, stupid, my man ape nipples takes no prisoners so just go back to poopville with your lying video and we'll stay here doing cool ollies


The red car is the built-in tell, yeah. It's a clever wink.

lol

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/QK63psw.gifv

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Even though it's probably staged, got to love how the kid sells it.

"gently caress no I've trained for this not today Annabelle Chucky wannabe motherfucker I'll rip your loving stuffing out"

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Ladies and Gentlemen, Fight or Flight.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://i.imgur.com/ZbQ0Hzg.mp4

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Beachcomber posted:

Ladies and Gentlemen, Fight and Flight.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

So pretty much the same as handing out snacks to a room full of hungry toddlers.

PremiumSupport
Aug 17, 2015

Panfilo posted:

So pretty much the same as handing out snacks to a room full of hungry toddlers.

Yup, except unlike toddlers, these things can just decide they've had enough and end you.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Maybe, but I think I've heard that cheetahs aren't much threat to an adult human. Also that they have a very doglike personality. :3:

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
They have to live in handouts? I guess it's true that cheetahs never prosper.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Imagined posted:

Maybe, but I think I've heard that cheetahs aren't much threat to an adult human. Also that they have a very doglike personality. :3:

Those are probably the ones they raise alongside dogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caX24UC2lsY

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Aren’t cheetahs buddied with dogs because they are anxious in captivity?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Platystemon posted:

Aren’t cheetahs buddied with dogs because they are anxious in captivity?

That’s what I was just told by the zoo keepers at the San Diego Zoo. They raise cheetahs alongside dogs there and it’s supposedly calms them. Other big cats do well in captivity, but cheetahs are apparently pretty high strung, and do better with a goofy doggo friend :3:

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Cheetahs have never killed a single man

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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freeedr posted:

Cheetahs have never killed a single man

What about married men?

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

pik_d posted:

What about married men?

On 'em like a bucket of fried antelope.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Dewgy posted:

On 'em like a bucket of fried antelope.

KFA

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Cheetahs aren’t very dangerous in the wild mostly because they know how fragile they are. They’re incredibly fast but weak in an actual fight, so they tend to be surprisingly docile around humans and avoid confrontation if they can help it. You can’t exactly pal around with a wild cheetah you just found, but it won’t do much if you don’t threaten its cubs or something.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

chitoryu12 posted:

Cheetahs aren’t very dangerous in the wild mostly because they know how fragile they are. They’re incredibly fast but weak in an actual fight, so they tend to be surprisingly docile around humans and avoid confrontation if they can help it. You can’t exactly pal around with a wild cheetah you just found, but it won’t do much if you don’t threaten its cubs or something.

They will absolutely poo poo in your truck.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Screaming Idiot posted:

They will absolutely poo poo in your truck.

:same:

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug

pik_d posted:

What about married men?

That's cougars you're thinking of.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Panfilo posted:

So pretty much the same as handing out snacks to a room full of hungry toddlers.

No, this one's much safer, since the cheetahs are more domesticated than toddlers. Toddlers will tear your arm off if there isn't a trained handler nearby.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

beanieson posted:

That’s what I was just told by the zoo keepers at the San Diego Zoo. They raise cheetahs alongside dogs there and it’s supposedly calms them. Other big cats do well in captivity, but cheetahs are apparently pretty high strung, and do better with a goofy doggo friend :3:

As I understand it the dog is calm because dog and the cheetah goes "if my weird-looking friend is calm then there probably isn't an actual problem" and calms down.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2arqnpQphk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT1HGnotQWc

St_Ides
May 19, 2008

Screaming Idiot posted:

They will absolutely poo poo in your truck.





I took these back in 2013, of exactly that. Pooping and spraying.

There's a China Central TV crew in that Cruiser. They consistently drove like idiots and blocked others from good views, so this was karma. Couldn't have happened to more deserving people.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

#blessed

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

chitoryu12 posted:

Cheetahs aren’t very dangerous in the wild mostly because they know how fragile they are. They’re incredibly fast but weak in an actual fight, so they tend to be surprisingly docile around humans and avoid confrontation if they can help it. You can’t exactly pal around with a wild cheetah you just found, but it won’t do much if you don’t threaten its cubs or something.

I think you read the same book I did. They were so popular as pets they went through an evolutionary bottleneck. They are as inbred as pugs.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

This is a good-rear end picture.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Platystemon posted:

This is a good-rear end picture.

That is a colombian donkey so it's really self defense

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Juan Valdez got brutally rejected.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Juan Valdez got brutally rejected.

MOD EDIT: while I have not watched this myself to be sure I have received a report that this is a bestiality documentary clip so uh. buyer beware
:nms: :nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ah0eb8fkPM

Somebody has a new favorite as of 02:31 on Oct 22, 2019

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Never thought I'd see this in this thread. Guess I'm the idiot.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

:catstare:

Too bad there isn't a donkey version of this

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/ddoniolvalcroze/status/1187173398327123969?s=20

Nyyen
Jun 26, 2005

MACHINE MEN
with MACHINE MINDS
and MACHINE HEARTS

Snowy posted:

MOD EDIT: while I have not watched this myself to be sure I have received a report that this is a bestiality documentary clip so uh. buyer beware
:nms: :nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ah0eb8fkPM

...what in tarnation...

The General
Mar 4, 2007



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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/otter_news/status/1187686529218547712?s=21

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