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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

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Intruder posted:

Is this counting only his WWE time or his UFC time as well?

Cause he turned a lot of chicken poo poo into chicken salad


Only WWE because UFC is fake and bad

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

We should worry less about record books and more about the sport surviving

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
To me I like it. It gives the Ravens chances to break records that used to be out of reach.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The only record I care about is most buttfumbles in one game.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I used to care about records but then Polian and Peyton threw a giant baby hissy fit in 2004 and now none of the offensive records really matter anymore.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

SolusLunes posted:

now I want Hard Knocks to be a musical

Training Camp
Having a blaaaast
Training Camp
You know it wont last

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

SKULL.GIF posted:

I used to care about records but then Polian and Peyton threw a giant baby hissy fit in 2004 and now none of the offensive records really matter anymore.

I was on the fence on most records, but franchise and total career stuff is usually interesting with the associated asteriks in place. Ungortunately, this most recent "Kaep's insane single game records don't count because they were in the post season" kerfuffle has completely soured my take on all records.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
:rip: 8-8


gently caress the NFL

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Add the extra game but remove overtime from the regular season.

If you can’t win in four quarters you don’t deserve a fifth.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Marino’s 48 TD year forever remains the GOAT season.

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011

Zurreco posted:

Ungortunately

Just wanna say this is a fantastic death metal band name

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Marino’s 48 TD year forever remains the GOAT season.

Same but LdT's 31 TD season

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

that chargers and ldt team losing to the patriots is still one of the most wtf playoff things i can remember.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

adaz posted:

that chargers and ldt team losing to the patriots is still one of the most wtf playoff things i can remember.

If we're thinking of the same one (of course we are) only Marty. Marty is the only person possible who ever lived that was able to lose a playoff game on a play where his team intercepted a pass.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
https://twitter.com/Raiders/status/1184643751463010304

Good for him, awesome story even if he's on the Raiders.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Wasn't a big part of the reason they dropped the 2nd bye the last time because they were loving idiots about it and gave some teams back to back bye weeks.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Just pull the trigger on a drat trade

https://twitter.com/TomSilverstein/status/1184608102823452673

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Kawalimus posted:

To me I like it. It gives the Ravens chances to break records that used to be out of reach.
You didn't even know the Ravens have a winning record against the Bengals again.

Kalli posted:

What if the Cowboys were everyone's local team?

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Anyway, this dude is p. good at his job:

https://twitter.com/Bryndon/status/1184502767617839104
This loving rules.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Mega64 posted:

The only record I care about is buttfumbles

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

go back to 14 games

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
It's kinda telling that Jimmy Graham's game is so butt now that when he jukes he breaks his own ankles

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Coughlin seems to have a lot of friends in the building:

https://twitter.com/APMarkLong/status/1184490504035192832

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023



lol that entire season revolved around padding Manning's stats

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

No Irish Need Imply posted:

You didn't even know the Ravens have a winning record against the Bengals again.
This loving rules.

Yes I did. I posted that in the AFCN thread. Or somewhere.

Yeah I did. See?? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3895066&perpage=40&pagenumber=34#post499103688

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







You know that New England has been sniffing around.

quote:

Tampa Bay Times' Rick Stroud reports the Bucs won't trade O.J. Howard.

Howard hasn't been utilized in the Bucs' passing game as often as most would like but that doesn't mean the Bucs are going to be trading away their young tight end. The Bucs have team control over his contract for two or three more seasons, so there's not a lot of incentive to dish him away at the moment. Howard will likely continue to see his 2-5 targets per game as a boom-or-bust TE2 in fantasy.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Perish the thought

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

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Andey

https://twitter.com/Pat_Thorman/status/1184792517440626694?s=19

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Lmao Russell Wilson is a Tiny Football God.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Rosen's being in the top half of QBs is hilarious because it's there by virtue of his clean pocket rating being so low compared to everyone around him

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
It's nice to know the Ravens lack of pass rush won't effect the game against Seattle too much.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


Not surprised to see Mitch sucking. Would like to see scramble yards added in because I'm sure there's a few guys who have a tendency to tuck and run under pressure, while others still try to get the pass off.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

FizFashizzle posted:

You know that New England has been sniffing around.

I love that this is literally published by the TB Times. I imagine that space alligator has the byline.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

The Puppy Bowl posted:

It's nice to know the Ravens lack of pass rush won't effect the game against Seattle too much.

Wilson is real good, OP.

And a modest man to boot. Despite being the best quarterback in the world he still ensures has the strength of character to ensure that the run is established.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Is this just 2019? Wtf Carr

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007


how does andy dalton have enough clean attempts to qualify

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

they probably just use times where he doesn't get hit. there's probably about 30 of those so far

Beethovens Fist Symphony
Oct 21, 2008
Oven Wrangler

Between last week's performance and this chart I'm finally ready to acknowledge that Kirk Cousins is almost exactly as good as Patrick Mahomes.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Fondly remembering how the Bears tried to call Trubisky "pretty boy assassin" for some reason

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Love that Jackson's rating is so good under pressure.

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1184843265109041160?s=20

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