Auspol Sept-Nov: Bushfires are now Greens policy.

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GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

Don Dongington posted:

This isn't even the worst posting I've seen in thread today

# ? Oct 17, 2019 08:01

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 19:03

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

It's actually very creepy behaviour after he got probated for advocating violence against me before

# ? Oct 17, 2019 08:03

gotta poo: Mar 14, 2019; by VideoGames

JBP posted:

It's actually very creepy behaviour after he got probated for advocating violence against me before

I never did!

I advocated the exact opposite. I just assumed the probation was a way of saying "welcome to the forums!"

Also, shouldn't you be packing? It's not like you have anyone that'll help you; so it'll take a while.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 08:05

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

gotta poo posted:

I think the whole no-mates thing might have hit bone.

the no mates bit was pretty low effort, but the bow-tie collection bit was inspired

# ? Oct 17, 2019 08:06

gotta poo: Mar 14, 2019; by VideoGames

GoldStandardConure posted:

the no mates bit was pretty low effort, but the bow-tie collection bit was inspired

The no-mates thing is kind of a go-to for me when I'm bullying chuds online, it's got a %96 accuracy rating.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 08:07

Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

I only own three bow ties but they are NICE

# ? Oct 17, 2019 08:09

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Blood pressure was normal so I checked why Dutton was trending:

quote:

"I believe very strongly that most Australians and certainly the vast majority of veterans would want us to abolish this law"

e. it's about medivac

# ? Oct 17, 2019 08:11

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Zenithe posted:

Blood pressure was normal so I checked why Dutton was trending:

e. it's about medivac

Murdoch is framing "fast track" visa opposition from the ALP and Greens as being anti asylum seeker :discourse:

They should really get busy renaming robodebt "helping hand calls" so they can run ~~Opposition~~ Someone Refuses To Support Helping Hand For The Poor

E: is albo against robocalls?

JBP fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Oct 17, 2019

# ? Oct 17, 2019 08:13

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Recoome posted:

I only own three bow ties but they are NICE

I owe none but they look bad on me. I'm a tie guy.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 08:19

gotta poo: Mar 14, 2019; by VideoGames

Gridlocked posted:

I owe none but they look bad on me. I'm a tie guy.

Come monday, if JBP hasn't moved out, I'll own forty bow ties.

And that's terrible.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 08:21

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

JBP posted:

Murdoch is framing "fast track" visa opposition from the ALP and Greens as being anti asylum seeker

They should really get busy renaming robodebt "helping hand calls" so they can run ~~Opposition~~ Someone Refuses To Support Helping Hand For The Poor

E: is albo against robocalls?

He has signalled that perhaps it's a bit poo poo once or twice, but Labor historically have a really bad track record on not pounding the unemployed into the ground at every available opportunity besides that.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 08:23

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

Recoome posted:

I only own three bow ties but they are NICE

i never took you for a libertarian

# ? Oct 17, 2019 08:24

Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Gridlocked posted:

I owe none but they look bad on me. I'm a tie guy.

idk I'm tall and bow ties are easier to size.

I obviously own neck ties because I pick my clothes to the occasion and not shoehorning bowties where they aren't appropriate

e:

GoldStandardConure posted:

i never took you for a libertarian

One of them is for a dinner suit, so I am actually one of the BOURGEOISIE

# ? Oct 17, 2019 08:28

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Also isn't against anything yet because we are all waiting for the ALP review apparently.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 08:45

Graic Gabtar: Dec 19, 2014; squat my posts

Recoome posted:

I obviously own neck ties because I pick my clothes to the occasion and not shoehorning bowties where they aren't appropriate

best not to wear a bow tie to court.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 08:57

Intoluene: Jul 6, 2011; Activating self-destruct sequence!; Fun Shoe

I'm probably going to start actually trying to be social so I can have friends outside of work that I see more often than once every 3 months.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:11

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

gotta poo posted:

I mean, would YOU be friends with JBP?

Yes. Yes I would.

We would disagree on some things, but it's nice to have friends, and it's mean to be rude to people because they have few of them.

So yes. I would happily be friends with JBP. An internet man whom I have never met, nor even interacted with much.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:14

gotta poo: Mar 14, 2019; by VideoGames

BrigadierSensible posted:

Yes. Yes I would.

We would disagree on some things, but it's nice to have friends, and it's mean to be rude to people because they have few of them.

So yes. I would happily be friends with JBP. An internet man whom I have never met, nor even interacted with much.

BrigadierSensible, that was mean.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:18

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

I would only be friends with posters that attended an APS school.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:20

Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

very JBP to care about what schools people went to in TYOOL 2knine-tween

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:21

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Recoome posted:

very JBP to care about what schools people went to in TYOOL 2knine-tween

My Personal Brand is so strong.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:22

gotta poo: Mar 14, 2019; by VideoGames

JBP posted:

I would only be friends with posters that attended an APS school.

Son, we all know you'll take what's given. (nothing is being given)

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:23

gotta poo: Mar 14, 2019; by VideoGames

Try cosying up to that Caleb Bond kid. I think you'd make tight chums.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:25

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

I'm already friends with anime dave

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:25

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

JBP posted:

I'm already friends with anime dave

To be fair, it was you or the rats.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:27

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Don Dongington posted:

To be fair, it was you or the rats.

But enough about our unemployed posting comrades.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:27

gotta poo: Mar 14, 2019; by VideoGames

There you go, you can bond with Caleb over your love of anime.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:28

Intoluene: Jul 6, 2011; Activating self-destruct sequence!; Fun Shoe

JBP posted:

I'm already friends with anime dave

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Anidav, you are completely right.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:31

fauna: Dec 6, 2018; Caught between two worlds...

fart

fauna fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Nov 1, 2019

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:42

fauna: Dec 6, 2018; Caught between two worlds...

bell jar posted:

roleplaying jbp's mum's lover over multiple posts to own ... uh ... someone i guess

yeah um, wow

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:45

fauna: Dec 6, 2018; Caught between two worlds...

like i'd gladly kill jbp with my teeth irl but there's lines you shouldn't cross

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:45

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why can't we all just be nice to each other

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:58

kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Bargearse posted:

why can't we all just be nice to each other

auspol mate

# ? Oct 17, 2019 09:58

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gently caress it, burn it to the ground and salt the earth then I guess

# ? Oct 17, 2019 10:01