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blarzgh posted:Wait but the Don’t you go trying to steer this thread. You hoof to let the posts roam where they will.
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Ratatozsk posted:Don’t you go trying to steer this thread. You hoof to let the posts roam where they will. Reported
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blarzgh posted:Reported Don’t have a cow, man.
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Oct 16, 2019 22:48
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Devastating to hear about both the brutal island murder and one of our goon attorneys getting run out of Tombstone on their big cattle rustling case.
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Oct 16, 2019 23:10
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If he had been wearing cowboy boots in the court room he wouldn’t have lost.
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Oct 16, 2019 23:23
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Look Sir Droids posted:COW LAW He got cowtowned
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Oct 17, 2019 00:24
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Defendant’s lawyers will probably milk this for all it’s worth so you should probably moove to appeal as fast as possible. It’s an udder outrage is what it is.
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Oct 17, 2019 00:27
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Our friend has been rustled and here we are just sitting around chewing the cud. Would you say the judge's decision was off-brand?
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:Defendant’s lawyers will probably milk this for all it’s worth so you should probably moove to appeal as fast as possible. I’ve herd of maverick Texas judges before, but this one takes the cake. You calf to do something about this.
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Steer your client right and tell him he udder take this one to the Supreme Court. Don’t kowtow to those dudes. Your client has a real maverick for a lawyer and you’re gonna tan their hides.
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Oct 17, 2019 00:45
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gig ‘em
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Oct 17, 2019 00:51
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El_Elegante posted:gig ‘em gently caress aggy
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Mr. Nice! posted:gently caress aggy But also horns down.
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Look Sir Droids posted:But also horns down. guns up, baby
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Oct 17, 2019 01:08
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lobs tortilla
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El_Elegante posted:lobs tortilla 
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:Defendant’s lawyers will probably milk this for all it’s worth so you should probably moove to appeal as fast as possible. Goldmine
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Scene: Barrister’s Ball, 2016, a Pittsburgh hotel A drunken Toona the Cat gets off his barstool. He stumbles a little bit. Being one of the more financially successful and connected 1Ls in the room, he feels confidence that he hasn’t felt in years. He walks over to an unsuspecting fellow 1L who is also feeling no pain. They’re friendly. He leans over and whispers into her ear. You’re with me, Leather
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Because that’s a joke, it didn’t actually happen. Right?
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:Defendant’s lawyers will probably milk this for all it’s worth so you should probably moove to appeal as fast as possible. I mean, you could take it all the way to SCOTUS. Too bad you'd have to get through Chief Justice Roberts. Now, if it were the Burger Court...
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I was so disappointed just now when I checked and saw that there was no time where the Supreme Court had both a Justice Frankfurter and Justice Burger. They missed by 7 years
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a note on sleep aids, since it's a bit up my alley: I do strongly recommend trying Vicks Pure Zzzs as a starter. I discussed the product line and market entry with some head people at P&G a few months back, and they're being absolutely ruthlessly scrupulous about them. This is because they're the flagship entry into supplements for P&G, under a separate management group, and that management group is pharma and consumer goods people who find the normal standards applied in the supplement market grotesque. Pure Zzzs is straight melatonin, and it's got a much better supporting evidence base than the active in Zzzquil.
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If you're becoming an expert in sleep aids, talk to your doctor.
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nm posted:If you're becoming an expert in sleep aids, talk to your doctor. If you're spouting that much prospectusese, talk to your local homeless shelter or guillotine tester.
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Discendo Vox posted:Pure Zzzs is straight melatonin, and it's got a much better supporting evidence base than the active in Zzzquil. You can get melatonin in gummy form. 5mg and im asleep in 15 minutes. Moo.
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Discendo Vox posted:a note on sleep aids, since it's a bit up my alley: Reading this is proving to be far more effective than anything Vick’s can conjure up
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blarzgh posted:Unless the judge personally buys cattle from this auction house, there's no reason to believe the Plaintiff isn't in higher social standing in this town than the Defendant! We didn't even get hometowned. We got hosed! Wow that is such a load of bull
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Toona the Cat posted:Reading this is proving to be far more effective than anything Vick’s can conjure up lol
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After multiple internships and a year of licensed practice on the job, I now finally feel like a true public defender!
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Yoda posted:After multiple internships and a year of licensed practice on the job, I now finally feel like a true public defender! Prost! 
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Congratulations! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4xDOOHQdAE Tokelau All Star fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Oct 18, 2019 |
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Yoda posted:After multiple internships and a year of licensed practice on the job, I now finally feel like a true public defender! Congrats! What did they say you did?
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Yoda posted:After multiple internships and a year of licensed practice on the job, I now finally feel like a true public defender! https://youtu.be/c3XX_z5wZn0?t=00m29s
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Post your sovereign citizen Avvo complaints
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Yoda posted:After multiple internships and a year of licensed practice on the job, I now finally feel like a true public defender! V nice! Got the spot on the wall ready for that frame?
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Hey is this where I should ask some career advice for being a patent lawyer? I'm in a tough spot career-wise right now and you can tell things are grim when I post on the God-damned SA Forums for help! I'm a California lawyer and I passed the patent bar.
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How good are you at fish patents?
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SuperKlaus posted:Hey is this where I should ask some career advice for being a patent lawyer? I'm in a tough spot career-wise right now and you can tell things are grim when I post on the God-damned SA Forums for help! I'm a California lawyer and I passed the patent bar. This is the right place.
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