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big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

neither choice is good

# ? Oct 17, 2019 16:36

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 23:10

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

big nipples big life posted:

christmas is better if you aren't a greedy dick

I loving love Die Hard, I really should read Nothing Lasts Forever.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 16:38

spatial trait: Aug 7, 2009

Long walk to melt a ring

# ? Oct 17, 2019 16:39

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Do you have documentation on this babby? I would like to know how it was formed. I have strict standards.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:07

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

My favorite Eugene O'Neill play.

A guy walks into a bar and brags about his killing his dumb wife.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:10

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

High school dropout arrested at local amusement park.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:12

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

A day in the life of an irishman.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:13

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

that french dude is never gonna show up

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:13

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

I did something bad in Russia and now I feel guilty for a very long time.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:13

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

big nipples big life posted:

that french dude is never gonna show up

We should hang out.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:13

Tinestram: Jan 13, 2006; Excalibur? More like "Needle"; Grimey Drawer

it's the implication

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:15

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Every Austen novel:

Guy/girl plays hard to get.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:15

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Goes broke. Moves to California.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:17

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Guy wins war. Goes the long way home. Blames the gods.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:18

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Oscar Wild posted:

Goes broke. Moves to California.

Thrilling modern sequel:

Goes broke. Moves out of California.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:18

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Boy and man go on a boating trip down a river in America. Surprisingly find dumb racists.

Boy joins up with a rough house gang down to Mexico. Murder ensues.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:22

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Who am I? Am assassin oh no! Wait? Am just decoy assassin? Head hurts.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:24

Zybourne Clock: Oct 25, 2011; Poke me.

Man fights evil AI in outer space so he can look at cat pictures on the internet again. Fails, does a mountain of cocaine.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:25

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

it wasn't a game, you just committed genocide

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:26

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Man searches for whale. Long descriptions of Catacea ensue.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:27

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

I'm home again, finally, after a swim. I sure am glad I had this small axe!

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:28

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Drunk cop foils dragon plot

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:29

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

That Lancelot guy was a real dick.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:30

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

food court bailiff posted:

I'm home again, finally, after a swim. I sure am glad I had this small axe!

Hatchet?

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:31

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Lady gets knocked up. It was the priest.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:33

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

The life of the idle rich isn't all its cracked up to be and women have always been terrible drivers.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:34

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Working in a meat factory is hard gross miserable work. Maybe unions would be good for a change.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:35

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

No more babies? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Wait is that a baby? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:35

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

From Richard Matheson:

Weird shut in takes up carpentry.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:39

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Being a woman in 1899 sucks. I think I'd rather walk I to the ocean.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:43

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

kids governing themselves is a bad idea.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:44

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

big nipples big life posted:

kids governing themselves is a bad idea.

Well it caused less death than adults governing.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:44

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Former felon improves his situation, takes in an orphan, then poor people kill the rich in France.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:46

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Lowtax buys a Doom House and finds a strange figurine only to banish it from his mind and lock it in the basement.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:46

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Oscar flexing on everyone with how well-read he is.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:46

Sekenr: Dec 12, 2013

Very special boy moves to desert and does sand drugs.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:47

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

big nipples big life posted:

kids governing themselves is a bad idea.

Children make great thieves but the virtuous will be given greater riches.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:48

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

A girl and a boy defeat their fatally violent and voyeuristic oppression through the power of teenage puppy love atop the violated corpses of their peers.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:51

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

The Russian revolution. Except with animals.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:52

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

How I got high on spice and started a jihad

# ? Oct 17, 2019 17:52

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