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Born To Pilgrim War Is A gently caress Kill Em All 1969 Unstuck In Time 25,000 Dead Dresdonians
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big nipples big life posted:dude takes a really long time to get home from a war Haha A+ "Don't try to bang a dude's wife who is away fighting a war when a prerequisite to said banging is firing his massive murder-bow" - would also work.
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Oct 17, 2019 19:04
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A group of people get root access to the simulation and decide to live in medieval england as wizards
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Oct 17, 2019 19:06
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non stop, awful pop culture references
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Oct 17, 2019 19:08
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Guy's boyfriend dies in battle. Guy drags his killer's body around the city. Eventually he calms down. Later, a different guy takes a long-rear end time to get home. e: dammit, half-beaten
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Oct 17, 2019 19:08
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Vampires sparkle!
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Oct 17, 2019 19:09
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Eastern European aristocrat comes to town but is successfully chased off and killed.
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Oct 17, 2019 19:10
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big nipples big life posted:non stop, awful pop culture references it's not non-stop, there's also a few pages of terminal nice-guy-ism and at least one essay on masturbation as well (not to be confused with his "nerd girl porn" poem)
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Oct 17, 2019 19:11
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"Working in a meat-packing plant in the 19th century loving sucked."
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Oct 17, 2019 19:11
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Mooey Cow posted:Eastern European aristocrat comes to town but is successfully chased off and killed. They even went to so far as to chase him back to his home country and murder him there! That's persistence for you I guess - or maybe xenophobia.
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Oct 17, 2019 19:12
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Giant_Pupils posted:"Working in a meat-packing plant in the 19th century loving sucked." How does the other half live? Poorly.
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Oct 17, 2019 19:13
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Sneaky beaky submarinky
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Oct 17, 2019 19:13
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the virgin ichabod and the chad brom bones
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Oct 17, 2019 19:13
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food court bailiff posted:it's not non-stop, there's also a few pages of terminal nice-guy-ism and at least one essay on masturbation as well (not to be confused with his "nerd girl porn" poem) i never finished it, it was honestly the worst book I've ever attempted to read
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Oct 17, 2019 19:14
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The real V-2 rocket was the weird friends we made along the way.
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Oct 17, 2019 19:16
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Pseudointellectual incel with an axe.
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Oct 17, 2019 19:18
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"Drugs lol" -By Hunter S Thompson Resting Lich Face posted:Pseudointellectual incel with an axe.  Never gets laid either. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Oct 17, 2019 |
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Oct 17, 2019 19:18
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Russian NEET decides to prove he is special like Napoleon and murders an elderly woman and her mentally handicapped sister. Suddenly realizing that he is actually not special and is instead a little bitch, he descends into madness while other cool characters do stuff. Ultimately end up leaving for Siberia in the series finale, setting up a spinoff that never got picked up.
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Oct 17, 2019 19:21
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Resting Lich Face posted:Pseudointellectual incel with an axe. Pseudointellectual chad with an axe, chainsaw, terrible taste in clothes and frighteningly average taste in new wave music. big nipples big life posted:i never finished it, it was honestly the worst book I've ever attempted to read you made a wise choice, even stuck in an airport for like eight hours it was terrible
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Oct 17, 2019 19:21
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"I seem to have turned into a giant cockroach for no apparent reason. WTF?"
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Oct 17, 2019 19:24
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Help! I'm trapped serving in the army air force and I can't get out! Alternatively: I got PTSD while vacationing in Italy.
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Oct 17, 2019 19:51
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I'm old and wanna catch this one fish. I went out on a boat for a while and caught the fish! I'm friends with the fish now. Catch and release.
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Oct 17, 2019 19:54
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He has always loved Big Brother.
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Oct 17, 2019 20:03
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It was the Best of the Worst of times
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Oct 17, 2019 20:04
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I'm French and struggle with life's meaninglessness
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Oct 17, 2019 20:08
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Everyone is a phony.
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Oct 17, 2019 20:20
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I don't read books. Books are for DORKS
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Oct 17, 2019 20:23
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I got lost and now I'm in Hell with Virgil. Everybody's hosed up and hopeless. Now I'm in Purgatory with this chick I once pined for. Everybody's still hosed up, but hopeful. Now I'm in Heaven with the same chick. Everybody's cool now.
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Oct 17, 2019 20:27
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Grevling posted:I'm French and struggle with life's meaninglessness Is that the unbearable lightness of being or life: a user's manual? or nausea or the stranger.... poo poo that's like every french author!! 
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Oct 17, 2019 20:29
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I want to marry my cousin but can't because I have a big nose. I'll trick her into marrying a good-looking guy instead.
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Oct 17, 2019 20:31
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Guy does drugs, turns into an evil midget, does crimes.
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Oct 17, 2019 20:35
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Magic is real and is fueled by depression
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Oct 17, 2019 20:38
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Colonel Cancer posted:Guy does drugs, turns into an evil midget, does crimes. Guy does cocaine, solves crimes.
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Oct 17, 2019 20:39
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The monster at the end of the book was just Grover, and now you feel very foolish for your trepidation.
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Oct 17, 2019 20:39
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eggs and ham, even unconventionally colored, are good.
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Oct 17, 2019 20:44
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why cant we sell children? like if you have one and I don't and you don't want it and I do then I should be able to buy it
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Oct 17, 2019 20:45
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to give you this shitty icon and give Lowtax his cyborg spine parts
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A child insists on saying goodnight to each individual object that he can see to the frustration of his mother who just wants him to sleep so she can drink a bottle of wine.
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Oct 17, 2019 20:48
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Spineless enabler enslaved to the whims of rodent NEET.
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Oct 17, 2019 20:50
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Guy fixes motorcycle and spouts philosophical poo poo.
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Oct 17, 2019 20:53
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After like twelve goddamn books it just loving loops are you kidding me
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Oct 17, 2019 20:56
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