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null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

LloydDobler posted:

Listen, and understand: that joint bot is out there. It can't crash at your place, it can't borrow your things. It doesn't feel chill, or sleepy, or silly, and it ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP. EVER. UNTIL YOU ARE STONED.

To the Funny Forum Quotes thread with you!

EDIT: Crap. A shameful snipe.

null_pointer has a new favorite as of 14:17 on Oct 13, 2019

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound
https://i.imgur.com/4BKm6v1.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Not gonna kill yourself today:

https://i.imgur.com/kQh0h0r.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/oSCiPm9.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Another AI generated acid trip:

https://i.imgur.com/XMZCOs9.mp4

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Cartoon Man posted:

Another AI generated acid trip:

https://i.imgur.com/XMZCOs9.mp4

No dickbutt. Massive let down.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Cartoon Man posted:

Another AI generated acid trip:

https://i.imgur.com/XMZCOs9.mp4

Where are you finding these? Cause I swear I can look at these all day.

https://i.imgur.com/psnQgyZ.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/oIifqU6.mp4

Beelzebufo has a new favorite as of 17:54 on Oct 14, 2019

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



There has to be a better way

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
In heaven they drink out of each other's complicated marionette controlled beer glasses.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Can I see it?

https://i.imgur.com/xhtTjLP.mp4

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

How does this affect the availability of the McDonald's McRib sandwich?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
That requires several stars to align, not just the nearest one to do a glowy fart.

haldolium
Oct 22, 2016



https://twitter.com/OpenAI/status/1184145789754335232

plush giraffe pertubation

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

but can it juggle dez nuts?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/pbHab1U.mp4
Some days I feel completely useless at life.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I really need a storage solution for the 60 cans of soup I keep on hand at all times.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pbHab1U.mp4
Some days I feel completely useless at life.

Everything about this is stupid, bunch of tupperware lids in a roundel, instead of you know stacking them to save space...literally zero people have a drawer to waste on spices so gently caress that use a rack on a door...oh and chopsticks on top of a foil covered bowl, but they dont span the bowl just the sharp ends poke into the foil, so you know over time it'll just rip the foil and fall into the bowl, good job....ugh, I hate everything about this, it's effectively home alone traps but for kitchen organizing.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


LifeSunDeath posted:

it's effectively home alone traps but for kitchen organizing.

That’s an awesome thread title for something. Maybe not this thread, but something.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Cartoon Man posted:

That’s an awesome thread title for something. Maybe not this thread, but something.
The stupid lifehacks thread!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I kind of like the chip bags hanging on the bar

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

The Bloop posted:

I kind of like the chip bags hanging on the bar

I actually have something similar: got a stainless steel plate on the underside of my cabinet for magnetic spice jars and I have a few magnetic hooks to hang things from. Keeps the countertop less cluttered.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I open up all my spices and dump them into a gallon size ziplock, keep em all in one place, super easy to find that way.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I keep my provisions in a sack in the cool crick behind the shed, maintains temperature and keeps the varmints away

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
lol who needs other spices than salt

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Kennel posted:

lol who needs other spices than salt

______________/

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Lol if you dont just open the bag and pour all your chips on the ground and eat them like a animal you piece of poo poo

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

The Bloop posted:

______________/

I see the Midwestern ant has chimed in.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

He is risen
https://i.imgur.com/MHUbUR1.gifv

Chair In A Basket
Aug 6, 2005

I'm basically Jesus.

Nap Ghost
can you imagine being that loving cool

Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 9, 2016

by Reene
Optional, but bonus, sound
https://i.imgur.com/2WCJ9yk.mp4

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


There is no way sound can add to this.






Unmute it.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/Pmk1q2e.gifv

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


https://i.imgur.com/LQxBdsj.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Doggo has sound
https://i.imgur.com/hCGIS55.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/0xoqna2.gifv

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Gushers for adults

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Joaquin Phoenix in the remake of Gleaming the Cube.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Chair In A Basket posted:

can you imagine being that loving cool

i genuinely can not

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Chair In A Basket posted:

can you imagine being that loving cool

Yes, I merely turn off my monitor

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Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:

Yes, I merely turn off my monitor

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