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The religious experience was filmed on a sound stage but the robots don't get why that doesn't matter
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Oct 17, 2019 21:23
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A goth can't sleep because a bird keeps yelling its catchphrase at him.
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Oct 17, 2019 21:29
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Well Prince, so Genoa and Lucca are now just family estates of the Bonapartes. But I warn you, if you don't tell me that this means war... TL;DR
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Oct 17, 2019 21:35
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What is it that those little people are making? Oh. It's an air chrysalis.
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Oct 17, 2019 22:46
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Either do the thing or not. - Yoda
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Oct 17, 2019 22:59
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I won the game and society just collapsed. But it's ok it wasn't my society and it really loving sucked anyway. In any case robots made me do it.
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Oct 17, 2019 23:09
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Police are baffled by just how cool a crime an orangutan can commit.
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Oct 17, 2019 23:40
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- Oregon Trail 2 - The Wartime Egg Paradox - Bird Busts
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All the poor people in this community get together and have a party at the Doc's house who collects sea creatures
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Oct 18, 2019 00:09
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im an old french man. my memory is poo poo but sometimes cookies help my remember things.
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Oct 18, 2019 00:10
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*audience laughs politely for no reason*
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Oct 18, 2019 00:13
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Stop reading lovely fantasy books, you idiot, they'll rot your brain, you're not a real knight.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Stop reading lovely fantasy books, you idiot, they'll rot your brain, you're not a real knight. Good lord that sentence is atrocious. What was that about rotting brains? 
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Oct 18, 2019 00:15
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Resting Lich Face posted:Good lord that sentence is atrocious. Okay, I give up. Which literary classics are you abridging here?
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Oct 18, 2019 00:18
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Okay, I give up. Which literary classics are you abridging here? Eats, Shoots & Leaves
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Oct 18, 2019 00:19
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Resting Lich Face posted:Good lord that sentence is atrocious. oooh weee comma splices. and this is a literature thread!
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Oct 18, 2019 00:20
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i can't believe i came all this way to inspect the castle—and they won't let me in!
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Oct 18, 2019 00:23
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sometimes a sea monster is just a really cool submarine
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Oct 18, 2019 00:23
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It is a Samuel Beckett book. Book it is a Samuel Beckett Samuel it is a Beckett book. A book, Samuel Beckett it is Is it a book Samuel Beckett?
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Oct 18, 2019 00:24
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something about princess bride
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Oct 18, 2019 00:26
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If anyone can guess this one I’ll give 10000 bucks Steals stop sign People die Feel bad Dad runs for senate Feel bad some more
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Oct 18, 2019 00:26
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Resting Lich Face posted:Eats, Shoots & Leaves A dumb rear end in a top hat won't stop complaining about things and masturbates to his dead dog.
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Oct 18, 2019 00:27
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:A dumb rear end in a top hat won't stop complaining about things and masturbates to his dead dog. Your diary?
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Oct 18, 2019 00:30
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In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you let the woman you're hooking up with drive the car," he told me, "make sure that she doesn't run somebody over, causing a chain reaction of violence that will eventually lead to your own death by shooting." I didn't know what he meant at the time but the advice seems eerily specific after the events I am about to describe
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Oct 18, 2019 00:30
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Camping with the wife in Africa sounded like a good idea but all we do is fight and my leg smells funny.
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Oct 18, 2019 00:32
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Oscar Wild posted:Camping with the wife in Africa sounded like a good idea but all we do is fight and my leg smells funny. hemingway?
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Oct 18, 2019 00:34
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Why are they called that if they never use muskets? I was rooting for the lady and the cardinal, anyway.
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Oct 18, 2019 00:37
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Resting Lich Face posted:Your diary? Confederacy of Dunces. And that first one you tried to start a fight over with was Don Quixote.
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Oct 18, 2019 00:42
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My Shoes posted:hemingway? Snows of Kilimanjaro, yeah
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Oct 18, 2019 00:43
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A group of friends travel around Spain watching bullfights, getting drunk, arguing and loving.
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Oct 18, 2019 00:43
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Oscar Wild posted:Snows of Kilimanjaro, yeah Thought so. He's one of my favs. Can you guess any of mine? jimmy mnemonic posted:A group of friends travel around Spain watching bullfights, getting drunk, arguing and loving. more hemingway
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Oct 18, 2019 00:44
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Single white male. Old soul but still looks young. Prefers to go out at night. Owns own castle. Likes to dine in, please enquire or invite me in.
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Oct 18, 2019 00:46
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Oscar Wild posted:Single white male. Old soul but still looks young. Prefers to go out at night. Owns own castle. Likes to dine in, please enquire or invite me in. some vampire poo poo.
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Oct 18, 2019 00:47
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Oscar Wild posted:Single white male. Old soul but still looks young. Prefers to go out at night. Owns own castle. Likes to dine in, please enquire or invite me in. A giant nerd turns out to be a very bad father.
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Oct 18, 2019 00:50
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Leaving Knoxville with my son and headed to the ocean meanwhile there is no food, everything is apocolyptic, and people are trying to kill us. I die but my son lives.
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Oct 18, 2019 00:51
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My Shoes posted:Leaving Knoxville with my son and headed to the ocean meanwhile there is no food, everything is apocolyptic, and people are trying to kill us. I die but my son lives. Jack Kerouac is overrated.
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Oct 18, 2019 00:51
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Oscar Wild posted:Jack Kerouac is overrated. thats Cormac Mccarthy man. and he fuckin rules.
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Oct 18, 2019 00:51
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My Shoes posted:thats Cormac Mccarthy man. Look, I'm just saying "On the Road" is not good.
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Oscar Wild posted:Look, I'm just saying "On the Road" is not good. har har nice association.
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