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Tarezax posted:Most likely the few people remaining, if any, eked out their lives relying on sources of geothermal activity for warmth, light, and food pretty sure by that point the only people remaining were ~four kung fu supermonks subsisting entirely on breathing exercise bullshit
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it's that one shitpost from when Obama got elected about all the Muslims movie ng to the Moon while everyone left in earth becomes immortal and the atmosphere disappears
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Raposa posted:Let's be honest, the few people remaining on Rayuba after the sun was snuffed out eked out a living on martial arts breathing bullshit. Yeah, Rayuba was a stripped, lifeless husk. Every blade of grass and stalk of grain on the planet is there because of the power and wisdom of Solomon David. God-Emperor of the Celestial Empire, Bearer of the Word Diamond, and God of the Seven Part World.
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Oct 18, 2019 03:03
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I wonder if he tracked down any of the descendants of the enslaved people of his home world when he repopulated it or did he just start anew?
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Oct 18, 2019 04:35
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That very much seems like the kind of thing he’s do and he probably didn’t give any of them a choice in the matter, either.
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Oct 18, 2019 04:47
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Patrick Spens posted:Solomon David. God-Emperor of the Celestial Empire, Bearer of the Word Diamond, and God of the Seven Part World. Out of all of the things I love about K6BD, the fact that the titles for the primary antagonists are so grandiose is right up at the top.
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Oct 18, 2019 05:10
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Those three titles aren't grandiose at all, they're literal descriptions.
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pseudorandom name posted:Those three titles aren't grandiose at all, they're literal descriptions. the literal is grandiose in this instance
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Oct 18, 2019 08:27
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I really wanna find out in what specific way SolDave is broken. Because Mottom was scared and wanted to run away, and Mammon had gone completely senile. I like that all the demiurges seem to have some very human damage or flaw beneath their shells.
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Oct 18, 2019 13:50
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He obviously believes he's infallible and perfect in every way.
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Oct 18, 2019 13:56
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nimby posted:He obviously believes he's infallible and perfect in every way. I wonder if he'll be so laser focused on breaking Allison that he completely disregards Gog. It would be interesting if he underestimates her and ends up being killed. Diamonds can still be swallowed after all.
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Oct 18, 2019 14:02
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Solomon is the anti-Aesma. He lacks Want.
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Glagha posted:I really wanna find out in what specific way SolDave is broken. Because Mottom was scared and wanted to run away, and Mammon had gone completely senile. I like that all the demiurges seem to have some very human damage or flaw beneath their shells. We already know the genocide of his people and his family is what broke him. Everything he has done, including the persona he developed, has been a reaction to his grief. While building a multiversal Empire is an impressive feat, it's probably a rather poor coping strategy. That is why royalty eludes him.
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Oct 18, 2019 14:09
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Like, he's a control freak on a cosmic scale. That is what his trauma has made him into. The way he will be destroyed is that his lack of control will be irrefutably shown to him. His blood will be drawn.
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Oct 18, 2019 14:12
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They're loosely based on the seven deadly sins - his is pride, of course.
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Oct 18, 2019 14:26
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The Mottom and Mammon arcs had similar structures and this one seems like it could go that route, but one difference is that both Mottom and Mammon were already consciously self-loathing wrecks. SolDav is weary of his role and he thinks he's ready to pass the torch to the worthy, but outside of that his self-image seems rock-solid. So it will probably take more than Allison drawing first blood for him to have his arrogance shattered.
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a computing pun posted:Solomon is the anti-Aesma. He lacks Want.
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Mr. Lobe posted:Like, he's a control freak on a cosmic scale. That is what his trauma has made him into. The way he will be destroyed is that his lack of control will be irrefutably shown to him. His blood will be drawn. Yeah, his whole deal is that he had no power to save his people and then when he got power, he was prevented from using it by a much of dickhead monks, but now he's got the power and now he's the one calling the shots, so absolutely nobody is allowed to go against his wishes.
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Oct 18, 2019 15:47
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Diamonds are hard, but brittle. It's hard to scratch one, but if hit hard enough, it'll shatter. There isn't going to be a minor failure here like losing one drop of blood. Solomon's facade is going to be perfect, until it completely collapses.
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Roland Jones posted:Diamonds are hard, but brittle. It's hard to scratch one, but if hit hard enough, it'll shatter. I mean, I expect him to have a mental breakdown if even he gets a scratch. Like, a really embarrassing one. Mythically embarrassing. There will literally be myths about Solomon David getting dunked on.
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Oct 18, 2019 18:59
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Getting a scratch is literally what he wants to happen. He's just doing everything in his power to make sure whoever does it "earns" it.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Getting a scratch is literally what he wants to happen. He's just doing everything in his power to make sure whoever does it "earns" it. Allison will kick him in the junk. He will react poorly.
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Oct 18, 2019 19:09
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The funniest response is going to be if Allison doesn't even bother fighting him, doesn't scratch him, doesn't face him, just grabs Zaid and peaces the gently caress out and maybe blows up a sun on her way through the door, and this total rejection of the premise Soldave set up causes him to lose his loving mind.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Getting a scratch is literally what he wants to happen. He's just doing everything in his power to make sure whoever does it "earns" it. Nah, that's the exact opposite of what he wants to happen. He's been deceiving himself all this time and is too scared to ever give up absolute control of his empire.
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Oct 18, 2019 19:11
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Diamond is not crash. loving philistines
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Oct 18, 2019 19:28
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Mr. Lobe posted:I mean, I expect him to have a mental breakdown if even he gets a scratch. Like, a really embarrassing one. Mythically embarrassing. There will literally be myths about Solomon David getting dunked on. It would be hilarious if the powerup Allison is building currently doesn't explode off of say one of Layla's gun barrels and go ricocheting into Swoloman, and cut him next panel.
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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:The funniest response is going to be if Allison doesn't even bother fighting him, doesn't scratch him, doesn't face him, just grabs Zaid and peaces the gently caress out and maybe blows up a sun on her way through the door, and this total rejection of the premise Soldave set up causes him to lose his loving mind. GOd given how the last concordance went down, IMAGINE if Soloman joins in the big hissy fit being tossed by Motom and Mammon. Like three powerful pissy babies all wailing, with my good pal Gog cheering in the background *tents fingers Incubusly*
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Oct 18, 2019 19:32
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Either Allison cuts him in a funny way and he loses it, or he loses it because Allison makes it to the end and doesn’t bother showing up because a normal* woman and a red demon managed to rescue Zaid on their own. *martially, anyway
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Darth Walrus posted:Allison will kick him in the junk. He will react poorly. Allison will distract him for half a second allowing a particularly ill-suited rando to accidentally prick him.
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Oct 18, 2019 20:03
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Allison's gonna call him Salami Dave to his face on live TV and he's gonna be like:
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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:The funniest response is going to be if Allison doesn't even bother fighting him, doesn't scratch him, doesn't face him, just grabs Zaid and peaces the gently caress out and maybe blows up a sun on her way through the door, and this total rejection of the premise Soldave set up causes him to lose his loving mind. this guy gets it, this is what i'm all about
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Oct 18, 2019 20:14
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No, the funniest option is Allison scratching Solomon David and then peacing out because who'd want to run an empire?
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Maybe he'll be all ready to hand her the empire over but get a glimpse of what a colossal trainwreck she is and experience the existential crisis that his ideal successor is not a worthy philosopher-king but just high on Furious Dumbassery. Or Gog-Agog is gonna start eating his empire and he's gonna lose it that there's nothing left to give. YaketySass fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Oct 18, 2019 |
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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:The funniest response is going to be if Allison doesn't even bother fighting him, doesn't scratch him, doesn't face him, just grabs Zaid and peaces the gently caress out and maybe blows up a sun on her way through the door, and this total rejection of the premise Soldave set up causes him to lose his loving mind. Much like David and Solomon.
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So I just found out that KSBD is originally based on a forums game on the now defunct MS Paint Adventures Forums site. Unfortunately, most of the original seems to have been sucked into the void excepting a few pages you can find links to here: https://www.reddit.com/r/killsixbilliondemons/comments/5t9pbo/does_anyone_have_a_link_to_an_archive_of_the/ . Has anyone else got a link to the rest of this old game? I'm curious to see the early adventures of proto-Allison!
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pseudorandom name posted:No, the funniest option is Allison scratching Solomon David and then peacing out because who'd want to run an empire? Technically whoever does it gets "whatever he so wishes". Solomon just seems to assume that means they'll want his kingdom, I guess.
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jng2058 posted:So I just found out that KSBD is originally based on a forums game on the now defunct MS Paint Adventures Forums site. Unfortunately, most of the original seems to have been sucked into the void excepting a few pages you can find links to here: https://www.reddit.com/r/killsixbilliondemons/comments/5t9pbo/does_anyone_have_a_link_to_an_archive_of_the/ . Has anyone else got a link to the rest of this old game? I'm curious to see the early adventures of proto-Allison! I read it back in the day. It was very similar conceptually with what we ended up with, but it was maybe low key hornier? It also had Nietzsche in the Conquering King role. I do have an image that seems to be missing from that link: 
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UN-Sivran was a pretty cool image in the original version, we haven’t seen so much of the Bloody-Handed One in the comic. Also I would prefer Solomon David to have a more interesting breakdown than just ‘gets scratched like he wanted but is a dick about it’ - the idea that Allison just rejects his premise but his aura of absolute power has been broken seems like a good one, and one that could lead to widespread revolt.
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Yeah I don't buy that he'll have a mental breakdown when he gets a scratch, but I also don't expect this to go the way anyone is planning.
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Schwarzwald posted:I read it back in the day. It was very similar conceptually with what we ended up with, but it was maybe low key hornier? It also had Nietzsche in the Conquering King role. Wow, Steven Universe is looking way more metal than I remember when I stopped watching it.
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