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AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

I�m going to diagnose keratosis pilaris, because I am a very smart internet doctor

:goonsay:

Oh, gently caress, worst snype ever, I�m sorry :smithicide:

# ? Oct 10, 2019 02:58

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# ? May 25, 2024 13:10

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

AlbieQuirky posted:

I�m going to diagnose keratosis pilaris, because I am a very smart internet doctor

Naw dawg, it's a classic case of Goon Bumps.

# ? Oct 10, 2019 02:59

AWarmBody: Jul 26, 2014; Better than a cold one.

rodbeard posted:

It's clearly just shaving bumps they shaved a patch of leg hair off for the tattoo.

Daphne is actually meant to have an rear end of werewolf hair

# ? Oct 10, 2019 09:18

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Zaphod42 posted:

The lion tattoo is so bad. Doesn't another celebrity have a terrible lion tattoo?

Not a celebrity, but...

# ? Oct 10, 2019 09:52

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

Takes No Damage posted:

Not a celebrity, but...

now this is art

# ? Oct 10, 2019 10:03

CleverHans: Apr 25, 2011; Can't post for 8 years!

Takes No Damage posted:

Not a celebrity, but...

Actually both tasteful and family friendly, however it looks like it was executed by a literal child with a sharpie and a branding iron.

# ? Oct 10, 2019 10:06

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Takes No Damage posted:

Not a celebrity, but...

Who are we going to visit?

Harry, we are going to visit Harry, then we know right away, if there's something going on. And then we can tell our friends.

Okay! Let's visit Harry.

# ? Oct 10, 2019 11:26

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

rodbeard posted:

It's clearly just shaving bumps they shaved a patch of leg hair off for the tattoo.

I mean, what you do think goosebumps are? They're irritated hair pores.

# ? Oct 10, 2019 13:00

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Rotten Red Rod posted:

I mean, what you do think goosebumps are? They're irritated hair pores.

Is this some kind of sharks-are-smooth style gag?

Wikipedia posted:

Goose bumps are the bumps on a person's skin at the base of body hairs which may involuntarily develop when a person is tickled, cold or experiencing strong emotions such as fear, euphoria or sexual arousal.
...
Goose bumps are created when tiny muscles at the base of each hair, known as arrector pili muscles, contract and pull the hair erect.

Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 13:21 on Oct 10, 2019

# ? Oct 10, 2019 13:17

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Rotten Red Rod posted:

I mean, what you do think goosebumps are? They're irritated hair pores.

That�s keratosis pilaris, and I claim my five pounds.

# ? Oct 10, 2019 14:53

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

CleverHans posted:

Actually both tasteful and family friendly, however it looks like it was executed by a literal child with a sharpie and a branding iron.

I'm more concerned that it's bloody 18" square, even a cover-up would take months, never mind removal.

"Father, how much of this is a lovely tattoo?"
"Everything that the light touches."

# ? Oct 10, 2019 16:58

Modal Auxiliary: Jan 14, 2005

Was he planning to fill that empty space on the other shoulder, or is it just the world's most off-center tattoo? Is that supposed to be a claw mark on the bottom right, or is it a keloid scar? Maybe just a bit of terrible hatching that's sliding off his torso? How much would you need to slow down James Earl Jones's voice to match that face, and, at that point, would it even be audible to the human ear? True art raises more questions than it answers.

# ? Oct 12, 2019 13:48

TheKennedys: Sep 23, 2006; By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

tangy yet delightful posted:

What is her number? Asking for a friend.

*his

e: and these days he looks exactly like you'd expect for a 40-year-old Gamer who got a thundercats chest piece 20 years ago

TheKennedys has a new favorite as of 15:44 on Oct 12, 2019

# ? Oct 12, 2019 15:41

CleverHans: Apr 25, 2011; Can't post for 8 years!

Takes No Damage posted:

I'm more concerned that it's bloody 18" square, even a cover-up would take months, never mind removal.

"Father, how much of this is a lovely tattoo?"
"Everything that the light touches."

Obviously his next interaction with a tattooist should be "How much to add a necklace of dicks to Mufasa?"

# ? Oct 12, 2019 18:44

a fatguy baldspot: Aug 29, 2018

this thread is my go to for tattoo opinions so what do y�all think of a pwease no steppy tattoo like this. I thought of it last night and I laughed for a really long time. I think a small one would be funny

# ? Oct 13, 2019 08:58

Dia de Pikachutos: Nov 8, 2012

Follow your heart.

e: and post the results

# ? Oct 13, 2019 11:41

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

a fatguy baldspot posted:

this thread is my go to for tattoo opinions so what do y’all think of a pwease no steppy tattoo like this. I thought of it last night and I laughed for a really long time. I think a small one would be funny

Why haven't you gotten it already?

# ? Oct 13, 2019 12:02

Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Haha wrong thread my dude. That great.

# ? Oct 13, 2019 13:04

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

https://twitter.com/thisdiegolopez/status/1183150528882196481?s=19

# ? Oct 13, 2019 15:55

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Um, he's obviously wearing the mask so no one knows what kind of poo poo he does.

# ? Oct 13, 2019 17:43

a fatguy baldspot: Aug 29, 2018

why is the mask glowing

# ? Oct 13, 2019 17:48

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

It�s Ed Sheeran under there.

# ? Oct 13, 2019 17:48

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

They did a good job of hiding the kitchen appliances in the photos at least.

# ? Oct 13, 2019 18:20

stealie72: Jan 10, 2007

Mask looks like it was put over his face in the photo, not like hes actually wearing it. That poo poo should have taken like an hour anyway.

# ? Oct 13, 2019 18:22

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

TheKennedys posted:

*his

e: and these days he looks exactly like you'd expect for a 40-year-old Gamer who got a thundercats chest piece 20 years ago

We were talking about bad tattoos on boobs! This is violence :v:

# ? Oct 13, 2019 19:08

rockcity: Jan 16, 2004

stealie72 posted:

Mask looks like it was put over his face in the photo, not like hes actually wearing it. That poo poo should have taken like an hour anyway.

Based on her wording, I think she has 5 hours of tattooing between the two tattoos she has. Not that it makes her or her post any less dumb.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 13:17

CeramicPig: Oct 9, 2012

I�ve posted her poo poo tats before, she has the weird ufo/mushroom tattoo. I think almost all of hers are self done.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 00:20

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

CeramicPig posted:

I�ve posted her poo poo tats before, she has the weird ufo/mushroom tattoo. I think almost all of hers are self done.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 00:44

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CeramicPig posted:

I’ve posted her poo poo tats before, she has the weird ufo/mushroom tattoo. I think almost all of hers are self done.

No it's not decent at all.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 01:40

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Legit thought at first glance that the cat was wearing wax lips

# ? Oct 17, 2019 01:58

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

LifeSunDeath posted:

I didn't think anything of it until I saw the cat in a thumbnail. Jesus he is straight up Mr Popo

# ? Oct 17, 2019 03:40

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Rotten Red Rod posted:

I mean, what you do think goosebumps are?

Shoehead posted:

I didn't think anything of it until I saw the cat in a thumbnail. Jesus he is straight up Mr Popo

Same, hope that's not on a part of the body that's normally exposed.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 10:47

Blendy: Jun 18, 2007; She thinks I'm a haughty!

Shoehead posted:

I didn't think anything of it until I saw the cat in a thumbnail. Jesus he is straight up Mr Popo

It's hard to see because it's poorly done, but that mouth is open you can kind of see the two upper fangs. In the movie the cat nags a bunch so I'm guessing that's what they're going for.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 14:02

Tex Avery: Feb 13, 2012

a fatguy baldspot posted:

this thread is my go to for tattoo opinions so what do y�all think of a pwease no steppy tattoo like this. I thought of it last night and I laughed for a really long time. I think a small one would be funny

This is the first thing to actually make me laugh out loud today. Please find yourself a good artist and get this done.

# ? Oct 17, 2019 18:46

Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Blendy posted:

It's hard to see because it's poorly done, but that mouth is open you can kind of see the two upper fangs. In the movie the cat nags a bunch so I'm guessing that's what they're going for.

It's supposed to be this: