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"don't worry ERG, you can still get no-deal with my deal!" proclaims johnson
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 14:30 |
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Martout posted:ahahaha look at his face holy gently caress
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 14:34 |
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alphabettitouretti posted:Yeah transition period until Dec 2020, by which time we'll have arranged an amazing new FTA which is better than what we have now!!! (in reality: they don't make a deal and we end up crashing out with no deal in Dec 2020) So, ok, you crash out with no deal in Dec 2020. But you can't remain at WTO rules forever and there need to be some kind of solution. So the Brexit debate will then shift to be about re-joining or not re-joining the common market and this Brexit poo poo will go on and on and on? Perpetual fractal Brexit indeed What a clusterfuck. What a legacy for the pig fucker. I don't even know what the solution to all of this is. The problem seems insurmountable. The only way out seems to be to wait until demographics shift enough to get a larger majority for common market. But how long is that gonna take? 20 years? 20 more years of eternal Brexit? Jfc
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 14:54 |
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Just let England (sans London) secede from the UK. Then the rump UK revokes Article 50. Everbody gets what they want and/or reserve.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 14:59 |
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boris spending today lying to to the ERG that the agreement will lead to no deal, and also lying to the MPs he fired that the agreement will lead to A Deal, and also lying to the DUP that he's thought about northern ireland a double-digit number of times in his life. busy day.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 15:07 |
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It's even funnier because he grew up rich, theoretically able to afford a good dental plan.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 15:08 |
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at least he had the sixth and seventh fingers amputated early in his life
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 15:12 |
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https://twitter.com/johnjohnstonmi/status/1185203037423525888 any budding political cartoonists drawing a blank for the Saturday paper deadline here you go
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 15:43 |
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Doccykins posted:https://twitter.com/johnjohnstonmi/status/1185203037423525888
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 16:09 |
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https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1185205231946260480?s=19
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 16:10 |
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*Boris Johnson as King Kong kidnapping the Queen of England*
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 16:18 |
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Ah, now this is Brexit!
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 16:27 |
May Deal, Boris Deal, come down to Tesco for the £5 meal deal.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 17:38 |
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https://twitter.com/eastantrimmp/status/1185122806146785280 hmm ok then what is brexit
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 17:53 |
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frankenfreak posted:... [a good] dental plan. Jacob needs Brexit!
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 17:59 |
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poty posted:https://twitter.com/eastantrimmp/status/1185122806146785280
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:06 |
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if anyone needs help decoding that tweet, “parallel consent”, as well as the unionist/nationalist distinction, are terms of art w special function in the northern ireland assembly http://education.niassembly.gov.uk/post_16/snapshots_of_devolution/gfa/designation
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:15 |
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CGI Stardust posted:is that the panicked screaming of a hardcore unionist being thrown under the bus for convenience by members of the Conservative and Unionist Party? yes, i believe it is! owned. Not if the deal doesn't pass, which it won't
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:18 |
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poty posted:https://twitter.com/eastantrimmp/status/1185122806146785280 Sammy Wilson is a complete and utter joke. Not just as a politician but as a person too. I could go on a long dissertation about all the ridiculous things he has said and done but I think i'll just leave you with a picture: Taken back in '96. AFTER he got flak for nude pictures of himself on holidays in France. Possibly NSFW:
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:27 |
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There will be adequate buses to be thrown under
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:27 |
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*emerging from cave, squinting in the sunlight and inhaling deeply* ahh fresh brexit
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:31 |
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Bryter posted:Not if the deal doesn't pass, which it won't Seems like it could
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:34 |
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Valko posted:Sammy Wilson is a complete and utter joke. Not just as a politician but as a person too. I could go on a long dissertation about all the ridiculous things he has said and done but I think i'll just leave you with a picture:
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:36 |
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having no rear end is a serious ailment
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:01 |
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if this trainwreck of a deal actually goes through i will be both genuinely angry and have that somewhat nauseous feeling of amusement that one associates with the worst kind of cringe humour
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:03 |
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same, except no amusement
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:13 |
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poty posted:https://twitter.com/eastantrimmp/status/1185122806146785280 When the DUP is half appealing to nationalists, you know they are getting their colon stretched with something large. Edit: And Sammy Wilson is one of UKs top grifters in claiming expenses. He has been reported abusing the expenses for at least 10 years, yet still claims poo poo he shouldn't. Just as the rest of the DUP, has no shame when it comes to profiting themselves. happyhippy has issued a correction as of 19:31 on Oct 18, 2019 |
# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:18 |
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the sammy wilson parody twitter was a good laugh but i think its been idle a good while now
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:45 |
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Is it brexit tomorrow? Or will it be more brexit?
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:48 |
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bretish
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:51 |
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"I cannot live another day without a trade agreement!" "Says tomorrow's gonna be Brexit!" "Brexit?!" "Like yesterday." "Yesterday? Yesterday you said you were going to make a deal." "I'll call today!" "You'll call now." "...I'll call now."
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:56 |
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lmao Lewis Goodall just got shushed at a Brexit rally by a load of gammons for trying to report whilst Dear Leader was speaking https://twitter.com/Boffintosh/status/1185272446062084098 Doccykins has issued a correction as of 20:16 on Oct 18, 2019 |
# ? Oct 18, 2019 20:10 |
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Hi, I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of BREXIT
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 20:10 |
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no, we don't have enough. gently caress off, immigrant
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 20:21 |
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Soon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agDi-gVpvtw
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 20:51 |
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HYPERBREXIT IT WILL NEVER END
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 20:57 |
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Fellas, I'm starting to think that maybe- just maybe! This whole Brexit thing wasn't that well thought out.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 21:02 |
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Brexit is sort of an ethereal South Ossetia or Donbas, a frozen conflict (or maybe NI it’s not a metaphorical or allegorical but literal frozen conflict). It’s perfect to paralyze a nation. Brexit will never end.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 21:08 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:HYPERBREXIT hahahahahahahahaha
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:HYPERBREXIT
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