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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

"don't worry ERG, you can still get no-deal with my deal!" proclaims johnson

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Martout posted:

ahahaha look at his face holy gently caress

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

alphabettitouretti posted:

Yeah transition period until Dec 2020, by which time we'll have arranged an amazing new FTA which is better than what we have now!!! (in reality: they don't make a deal and we end up crashing out with no deal in Dec 2020)

So, ok, you crash out with no deal in Dec 2020. But you can't remain at WTO rules forever and there need to be some kind of solution. So the Brexit debate will then shift to be about re-joining or not re-joining the common market and this Brexit poo poo will go on and on and on? Perpetual fractal Brexit indeed

What a clusterfuck. What a legacy for the pig fucker. I don't even know what the solution to all of this is. The problem seems insurmountable. The only way out seems to be to wait until demographics shift enough to get a larger majority for common market. But how long is that gonna take? 20 years? 20 more years of eternal Brexit? Jfc

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Just let England (sans London) secede from the UK. Then the rump UK revokes Article 50.

Everbody gets what they want and/or reserve. Bing Bong Pip pip, so simple.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


boris spending today lying to to the ERG that the agreement will lead to no deal, and also lying to the MPs he fired that the agreement will lead to A Deal, and also lying to the DUP that he's thought about northern ireland a double-digit number of times in his life. busy day.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
It's even funnier because he grew up rich, theoretically able to afford a good dental plan.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

at least he had the sixth and seventh fingers amputated early in his life

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
https://twitter.com/johnjohnstonmi/status/1185203037423525888

any budding political cartoonists drawing a blank for the Saturday paper deadline here you go

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Doccykins posted:

https://twitter.com/johnjohnstonmi/status/1185203037423525888

any budding political cartoonists drawing a blank for the Saturday paper deadline here you go

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/freezydorito/status/1185205231946260480?s=19

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
*Boris Johnson as King Kong kidnapping the Queen of England*

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.




Ah, now this is Brexit!

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
May Deal, Boris Deal, come down to Tesco for the £5 meal deal.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://twitter.com/eastantrimmp/status/1185122806146785280

hmm ok then what is brexit

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



frankenfreak posted:

... [a good] dental plan.

Jacob needs Brexit!

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
is that the panicked screaming of a hardcore unionist being thrown under the bus for convenience by members of the Conservative and Unionist Party? yes, i believe it is! owned.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




if anyone needs help decoding that tweet, “parallel consent”, as well as the unionist/nationalist distinction, are terms of art w special function in the northern ireland assembly

http://education.niassembly.gov.uk/post_16/snapshots_of_devolution/gfa/designation

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

CGI Stardust posted:

is that the panicked screaming of a hardcore unionist being thrown under the bus for convenience by members of the Conservative and Unionist Party? yes, i believe it is! owned.

Not if the deal doesn't pass, which it won't

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Sammy Wilson is a complete and utter joke. Not just as a politician but as a person too. I could go on a long dissertation about all the ridiculous things he has said and done but I think i'll just leave you with a picture:

Taken back in '96. AFTER he got flak for nude pictures of himself on holidays in France. Possibly NSFW:

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
There will be adequate buses to be thrown under

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

*emerging from cave, squinting in the sunlight and inhaling deeply*

ahh fresh brexit

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006

Bryter posted:

Not if the deal doesn't pass, which it won't

Seems like it could

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Valko posted:

Sammy Wilson is a complete and utter joke. Not just as a politician but as a person too. I could go on a long dissertation about all the ridiculous things he has said and done but I think i'll just leave you with a picture:

Taken back in '96. AFTER he got flak for nude pictures of himself on holidays in France. Possibly NSFW:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1phUqcng1A

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
having no rear end is a serious ailment

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

if this trainwreck of a deal actually goes through i will be both genuinely angry and have that somewhat nauseous feeling of amusement that one associates with the worst kind of cringe humour

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

same, except no amusement

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

When the DUP is half appealing to nationalists, you know they are getting their colon stretched with something large.

Edit: And Sammy Wilson is one of UKs top grifters in claiming expenses.
He has been reported abusing the expenses for at least 10 years, yet still claims poo poo he shouldn't.
Just as the rest of the DUP, has no shame when it comes to profiting themselves.

happyhippy has issued a correction as of 19:31 on Oct 18, 2019

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


the sammy wilson parody twitter was a good laugh but i think its been idle a good while now

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Is it brexit tomorrow? Or will it be more brexit?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

bretish

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
"I cannot live another day without a trade agreement!"

"Says tomorrow's gonna be Brexit!"

"Brexit?!"

"Like yesterday."

"Yesterday? Yesterday you said you were going to make a deal."

"I'll call today!"

"You'll call now."

"...I'll call now."

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
lmao Lewis Goodall just got shushed at a Brexit rally by a load of gammons for trying to report whilst Dear Leader was speaking

https://twitter.com/Boffintosh/status/1185272446062084098

Doccykins has issued a correction as of 20:16 on Oct 18, 2019

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
Hi, I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of BREXIT

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

no, we don't have enough. gently caress off, immigrant

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH
Soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agDi-gVpvtw

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

HYPERBREXIT



IT WILL NEVER END

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!
Fellas, I'm starting to think that maybe- just maybe! This whole Brexit thing wasn't that well thought out.

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006
Brexit is sort of an ethereal South Ossetia or Donbas, a frozen conflict (or maybe NI it’s not a metaphorical or allegorical but literal frozen conflict). It’s perfect to paralyze a nation. Brexit will never end.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

HYPERBREXIT



IT WILL NEVER END

hahahahahahahahaha

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CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

HYPERBREXIT



IT WILL NEVER END
jelqing my brexit, one painful inch at a time

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