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Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

It's funny how these guys are trying to crowbar themselves in as members of the Wack Pack (and they definitely are not -- go gently caress yourselves Seany & Balls) when arguably the #1 Wack Packer of all-time refused to allow himself to be considered as one.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Sand Monster posted:

It's funny how these guys are trying to crowbar themselves in as members of the Wack Pack (and they definitely are not -- go gently caress yourselves Seany & Balls) when arguably the #1 Wack Packer of all-time refused to allow himself to be considered as one.

True, but it could be argued that ETA still was desperately trying to crowbar into fame via the show, but didn't want to be ever seen or heard acknowledging how integral the show was to his fame.

These people are all ok with tying the Howard Stern Show name to themselves. ETA wanted 0.0 of that.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsRjQDrDnY8

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

wesleywillis posted:

Who the gently caress is "The White Rapper"?

He was one of the few guys who got through and would talk poo poo about Howard and then yell WHITE RAPPER!

Howard would either hang up on him or let him play a game if I remember correctly.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Maybe Bong Hit Eric will start doing cameo.
What the gently caress happened to him anyway? Did he have to start working again?

I seem to recall he was a pretty young dude that made a pile of cash from like computer touching or something and retired in his 30s.
Did he have to go back to work when the economy went to poo poo? I'm sure I remember him calling in sometime after that but I could be wrong. Some show poo poo seems like yesterday, but it was over a decade ago now.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
The white rapper also had tons of drama going on all the time. At one point the cops were looking for him due to some stuff with his ex not letting him see his kids. Not sure if was domestic violence or not but the dude would call up crying and freaking out. He would always try to screw with guests as well bringing up topics Howard didn’t bring up and then Howard expanding on it because it wasn’t his idea to bring it up.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
You're on the honor system not to Google. Two different prank call quotes, which are they from? I guess you can just describe it as: "The one where...""

"Paul Winchell"

"There's a dog park, right by my house."


I want to do a kind of trivia thing while I'm at work(this will literally never happen,but feel free to add your own poo poo).

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
The dog park one I'm gonna guess and say the Charlie Sheen call where he tries to adopt a dog?

Corb3t
Jun 7, 2003

Why isn't Hanzi on Cameo? Seems like a no-brainer for somebody like him. I'd pay $50 to have him tell my friend he's an agent working for the FBI.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

kolby posted:

You're on the honor system not to Google. Two different prank call quotes, which are they from? I guess you can just describe it as: "The one where...""

"Paul Winchell"

"There's a dog park, right by my house."


I want to do a kind of trivia thing while I'm at work(this will literally never happen,but feel free to add your own poo poo).

Is the second one Ricardo Montelban?

"I don't think you're Ricardo Montelban..." *click*

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
For some reason I just hear Gilbert screaming "Paul Winchell"!

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Bonzo posted:

For some reason I just hear Gilbert screaming "Paul Winchell"!

Paul Winchell is Gilbert Calls the Gay Bath House. Or Hey Bindi.

Mexican Radio
Jan 5, 2007

mombo with your jombo?
ETM transcended the wack pack.

Paul Winchell is one with dice Gilbert drops where the guy kinda plays along until he mishears a drop as Gilbert confessing to having sex with kids and he calls him a loving rear end in a top hat and hangs up.

The Gilbert news segment that’s the source of most of those drops is one his best Sirius appearances. I love that awful Lennon impression: “I want to gently caress your big droopy yellow tits”.

POCKET CHOMP
Jul 20, 2003

me irl.

Bonzo posted:

For some reason I just hear Gilbert screaming "Paul Winchell"!

He doesn't really scream it though, does he? In my head, at least, I hear him, very calmly just state, "Paul Winchell" and for some reason the sudden change in his tone/energy makes it even funnier.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Szyznyk posted:

Paul Winchell is Gilbert Calls the Gay Bath House. Or Hey Bindi.

Yeah it's the "Bindi" phone call.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNpvm-2JHNM&t=45s

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

If it wasn’t for Gilbert I wouldn’t know any of the hack comedians or ventriloquists of the 1930s-50s. I got to hear his Georgie Jessel at Sidesplitters in Tampa and I think I was one of three people laughing.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Szyznyk posted:

If it wasn’t for Gilbert I wouldn’t know any of the hack comedians or ventriloquists of the 1930s-50s. I got to hear his Georgie Jessel at Sidesplitters in Tampa and I think I was one of three people laughing.

Same here. My Dad was a cheapskate and we didn't have cable so I would watch all those old lovely black and white movies on UHF stations.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Szyznyk posted:

If it wasn’t for Gilbert I wouldn’t know any of the hack comedians or ventriloquists of the 1930s-50s. I got to hear his Georgie Jessel at Sidesplitters in Tampa and I think I was one of three people laughing.

I love the story where Gilbert for some unknown reason was booked as the opening act for some band that catered to teenage girls and thus the audience was like 95% that demographic, and he did that type of material.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Sand Monster posted:

I love the story where Gilbert for some unknown reason was booked as the opening act for some band that catered to teenage girls and thus the audience was like 95% that demographic, and he did that type of material.

Belinda Carlisle. They just played it on Howard 101, which was a surprise since they’ve done their best to pretend Gilbert doesn’t exist.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
I'm catching up with the show so I'm a little behind but I legitimately cried laughing when they had the rear end Napkin Ed impersonator on the phone saying he was eating poo poo to cure his acne. Bonus laughs that rear end Napkin Ed asked if it was a real caller. My coworker asked if I was choking because I was laughing so loving hard

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Sand Monster posted:

I love the story where Gilbert for some unknown reason was booked as the opening act for some band that catered to teenage girls and thus the audience was like 95% that demographic, and he did that type of material.

Apparently he opened for the GOGOs and started doing a bunch of filthy jokes as well. I remember it from the interview with Amy Heckerling and her German house keeper.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

The dog park one I'm gonna guess and say the Charlie Sheen call where he tries to adopt a dog?

It's when "Ronnie" calls that guy who says, "DONE DEAL, PAL!"

It's funny because it's just a very light-hearted response about meeting up to fight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrFCEO8h9eE

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
That call is legendary. Imagine getting that upset by someone calling about something clearly not related to you rather than just hanging up.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

wesleywillis posted:

Apparently he opened for the GOGOs and started doing a bunch of filthy jokes as well. I remember it from the interview with Amy Heckerling and her German house keeper.

I could swear he wrote an article about that show for the National Lampoon magazine. Or maybe it was Spy? It might have been my first exposure to Gilbert, and it was wonderful. :allears:


edit: Gilbert Gottfried presents: Seven jokes give or take one or two that you must never tell when you open for Belinda Carlisle but I did.

The jokes are rather crass and impolite, but I'm sure you know what you're getting into.

prefect fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Oct 21, 2019

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
"NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU!"

my favorite insult ever

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches

Lifespan posted:

That call is legendary. Imagine getting that upset by someone calling about something clearly not related to you rather than just hanging up.

Some of the best material is not organic. Supposedly, that hothead on the phone is the brother of a fan of the show who called Richard and Sal and referred them to call him and tile him up. He said he gets so mad on the phone sometimes that he breaks phone receivers and poo poo. You can so hear it, he’s goes from 0.0 to 60 in mere moments in that prank call.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Did anyone else catch it the other day when Chris Wilding was texting photos of himself getting blown by dudes in California and Robin goes "bring it over here, I want to see too!" :lol:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Brent is a loving liar

euphronius fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Oct 22, 2019

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
More like Brent is a Rapist

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Omg did gently caress a blacked out woman ???

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

The conversation was leading that way yeah. Either way I believe the woman 100 percent. She did not gently caress Brent and he didn't want to seem like a bigger loser than he already is.

In the meantime, his wife is getting hosed by a porn star called The Jackhammer.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



So steamy

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

A solid 7.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Wait, what the gently caress happened?

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Wait, what the gently caress happened?

Brent was caught lying about getting laid in LA. The woman who he said he slept with called in and reported her side of the story. The whole thing was really sad and pathetic. He was sloppy drunk in all the clips they recorded of him flirting with her.

Meanwhile, his wife Caitlyn was getting hosed my cops and a pornstar called "The Jackhammer."

Also it sounded like Brent was ready to kill himself in LA.

Corb3t
Jun 7, 2003

Johnny-on-the-Spot posted:

Brent was caught lying about getting laid in LA. The woman who he said he slept with called in and reported her side of the story. The whole thing was really sad and pathetic. He was sloppy drunk in all the clips they recorded of him flirting with her.

Meanwhile, his wife Caitlyn was getting hosed my cops and a pornstar called "The Jackhammer."

Also it sounded like Brent was ready to kill himself in LA.

It was pretty weird that the girl couldn't remember if she had gone into Brent's hotel room or not and changed her story as soon as they brought up getting hotel footage.

Edit: People on Reddit claim the girls were all escorts and found one of the girls escort pages. Also I guess Ronnie almost let it slip that Brents a coke head?

Corb3t fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Oct 23, 2019

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Everyone tried to warn him...

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Unfortunately all the warning just made him double down, kept on spouting how evolved he was. I was never a big fan of Brent but today's show just made me pity the dude. And I can't believe he has the balls to call out Rapaport for weird poo poo with his ex, didn't Brent hold a knife up to one of his exgirlfriends?

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I am a day behind on the show and am sick of Brent, so this news is making me look forward to his "segment". Do they have Shuli in the studio to poo poo on Brent for raping a girl while his wife fucks a pornstar?

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Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Shuli was there, but if he had nonstop poo poo on Brent, he'd probably have caught fist in his face. Shuli got off a couple good zingers, but the real fight was between Chris Wilding and Brent. There was some real hostility going on between them.

The most normal one there was Ronnie, somehow. He managed to share some sympathy for Brent while laughing at the situation.

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