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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I DO NOT ENJOY FUN a forums poster screamed loudly as people looked on aghast.

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Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1185286600420290560

problematic

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

https://twitter.com/Beezzzzy/status/1185289222728617984

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


This one is going well

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
How do you even type this and then click send tweet.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1185286743349587969

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Drew McIntyre posted:

someone goes to low blow Hangman, but their arm gets stuck in his inverted penis glove hole and Hangman gets them in an armbar and they tap out

*clears throat and leans into mic*

"Hungman Page"

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

drat, Big Daddy Davey M is on a roll here.

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

https://twitter.com/obeybrookes/status/1185293506736209920?s=21

ok ffs Brooke’s tweets and deletes more than Dustin

the escape goat fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Oct 18, 2019

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Quantum of Phallus posted:

This one is going well

https://twitter.com/SuperKingofBros/status/1185305845715718144

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




I bet Meltzer is going over his tweet knowing exactly how it sounds in his head and completely unable to understand how it sounds by itself.



I mean my posting works the same way....

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
people read what dave posts tho

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

what are you talking about

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


lol this is one of those tweets that I hope gets quoted years into the future

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Mr. Carlisle posted:

lol this is one of those tweets that I hope gets quoted years into the future

https://twitter.com/reymysterio/status/263061905764151296

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Oh my God I'm dying at that Rey tweet

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Hahahahahahaha, I can't believe he didn't delete this.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

He wants his large son to remember who is boss

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1185368447611486214

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

them boys pretty much have road warriors hair

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Mr. Carlisle posted:

lol this is one of those tweets that I hope gets quoted years into the future

My favorite Meltzer WON quote is him saying that Madusa propositioned La Parka while he was reading the financial portion of the paper.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

my favorite was when Lawler dropped a certain racial slur on an old WWF PPV and Dave sarcastically said that King wasn't racist, but a huge Oleg Taktarov fan

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Feeding Spears to Janela is probably a good move, but I could do without the “lol they fuckin’” angle.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Mr. Carlisle posted:

lol this is one of those tweets that I hope gets quoted years into the future
At least in the case of Dave, the fans took him over the top after HHH handpicked him to be a future star. Why? Great in-ring? Great speaking? In Rhodes' smaty record to WWE experience in 8,000.

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Angle mentioned that he did wrestle in the Olympics and in WrestleMania with similar injuries. This leader it's character girl. She's not 25 years old any longer. Even though Angle seems to get injured every few months, his long-term is something that has almost been taken for granted...

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Don Muraco Don Muraco Don Muraco

eat Ole & Arn Anderson

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

Feeding Spears to Janela is probably a good move, but I could do without the “lol they fuckin’” angle.

sugar daddies never gently caress, that’s not how it works.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Uh Tully is Everyone's Dad, the correct answer is Arn aka Everyone's Daddy. This is canon.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

What on earth does Tully get out of this relationship

TriffTshngo
Mar 28, 2010

Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.

Midnightghoul posted:

What on earth does Tully get out of this relationship

a paycheck from tony khan

NULL_SIGNAL
Feb 19, 2013


Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Cavauro posted:

them boys pretty much have road warriors hair

If you put both of their hair styles together you get one full head of hair.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Meltzer huge for Asian womeb

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Basic Chunnel posted:

Meltzer huge for Asian womeb

meltzer once told this anecdote about getting caught in the rain in japan and arriving soaking wet at the AJW dojo. if it that is not the start of an erotic novel i do not know what is

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Now I’m imagining a Dear Penthouse letter written in Dave-ese

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/578977146569265152

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

https://twitter.com/AliWWE/status/1185354478662361089

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I want Hogan to be executed live from Jeddah after his team loses.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
drat if it involved leftism at all this would be the most Left Twitter thing of all time
https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1185349868061167617

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

I don't know what that means but that is a cool suplex

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i watched the video 8 times. what i gathered was two things. firstly, the very beginning of the video has the central characters slightly off-center to the left. and that's a big win for leftist twitter. Second, the guy getting suplexed does start on the left, but ends up on the right by the time he gets hurt, while the attacker flips the opposite way and is dominant from the left while driving the right-most person to the ground.

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