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I finally got around to watching the riff for Solo. Yikes, that was a bad movie. I should have known by the presence of Emilia Clarke.
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Sep 9, 2019 02:20
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It is kind of funny how creatively bankrupt the producers of the Teen Agers films are as Vacation Days is reusing the same plot from Freddie Steps Out and has Freddie looking exactly like someone else and there being a case of mistaken identity.
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Sep 9, 2019 02:35
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muscles like this! posted:It is kind of funny how creatively bankrupt the producers of the Teen Agers films are as Vacation Days is reusing the same plot from Freddie Steps Out and has Freddie looking exactly like someone else and there being a case of mistaken identity. It started with a different plot but that was stolen a long long time ago in a galaxy far away.
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Mister Kingdom posted:I finally got around to watching the riff for Solo. It really feels... aimless and lost. And that they knew it and decided that the way out of the mess was fanservice up the wazoo. Krull may be my current favorite, though. Both because as a kid it was a movie I desperately -tried- to like ("Space -and- fantasy? Awesome! what's that freaky thing that comes out from the goon's heads? Why isn't he using that cool throwing star?" and the great riffing. There's almost, almost something there, and those movies that miss by only a couple of degrees can be so much fun.
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Sephyr posted:It really feels... aimless and lost. And that they knew it and decided that the way out of the mess was fanservice up the wazoo. Krull could have been a genuine classic with a 50% larger budget and one more pass at the screenplay.
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Sep 10, 2019 00:24
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Krull is still good, even though it is only a shadow of what it could have been. Plus, James Horner scored the gently caress out of that movie.
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Sep 10, 2019 02:38
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Paper Kaiju posted:Krull could have been a genuine classic with a 50% larger budget and one more pass at the screenplay. It had a larger budget than Return of the Jedi. I don't think throwing more money at it would have helped. A better use of their budget would have been the thing. Mister Kingdom fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Sep 11, 2019 |
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Sep 10, 2019 12:45
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Krull is a movie where surprisingly little happens. The characters spend most of their time just kind of wandering around pointlessly until they reach the end of the movie.
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The basic problem with Krull is how much time is devoted to figuring out exactly where the bad guy’s evil fortress is gonna be. Solo has the distinction of being the most visually ugly Star Wars movie. It’s so pointlessly murky.
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Sep 11, 2019 03:06
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muscles like this! posted:Krull is a movie where surprisingly little happens. The characters spend most of their time just kind of wandering around pointlessly until they reach the end of the movie. They really needed a lesser villain, not even a Vader figure but a baddie with -some- charisma to be a challenge in the early/middle of the movie. The Beast is just...eh. And something to make it seem that there really were two kingdoms in the world. Or even one. All we see of people is the castle in the beggining and then just wandering stragglers out in the emptiness. We never even see a town, or a wheeled vehicle! Those are the guys that will rule the galaxy in one generation?
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Sep 11, 2019 04:17
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I liked Solo more than Last Jedi. There, I said it. Solo is fun, TLJ is tedious.
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Sep 11, 2019 07:26
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Solo is dumb as hell, and made dumber because it serves as a retroactive explanation for why hyperspace fuel is such a major plot point in TLJ. And then reveals Han Solo gave the fuel to the Rebel Alliance. Because a lady in a fancy helmet asked him to. Lmao. At least Solo has Warwick Davis in it
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Sep 11, 2019 07:31
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I am not saying it is a smart movie, I am saying it's enjoyable.
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Sep 11, 2019 07:33
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Fair dues. It has droid dick jokes in it.
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Sep 11, 2019 07:37
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I do love how the beasts castle looks in Krull though
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Sep 13, 2019 06:29
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The RiffTrax patreon is live
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Sep 14, 2019 15:55
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The video of Kevin recording Mutiny of Love still might be one of my favorite things they've ever done and all the evidence I need of why he's my favorite of the three guys. I really wish it was in some form where I could download it and add it to my collection (I'm too lazy to do a capture right now).
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BaronVonVaderham posted:The video of Kevin recording Mutiny of Love still might be one of my favorite things they've ever done and all the evidence I need of why he's my favorite of the three guys. They moved it to vimeo for the patreon, so it might be easier to rip now at least.
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Breadallelogram posted:They moved it to vimeo for the patreon, so it might be easier to rip now at least. Yeah I've been working on it but having no success. Probably just easier to watch it and record my screen with my streaming software.
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Breadallelogram posted:They moved it to vimeo for the patreon, so it might be easier to rip now at least. Do you have a link?
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Mister Kingdom posted:Do you have a link? On patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/watch-kevin-of-29885834 I'm not sure how to get to its vimeo url from there and I'm on my phone right now which isn't helping.
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Breadallelogram posted:On patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/watch-kevin-of-29885834 You can extract it from the page source but it is only available from patreon if you're an authenticated subscriber (otherwise that kind of defeats the purpose of the paywall).
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Sep 15, 2019 03:20
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Uncle Wemus posted:I do love how the beasts castle looks in Krull though Krull was a very expensive movie (stated budget of $30 million, real budget rumored to be higher.)
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Uncle Wemus posted:I do love how the beasts castle looks in Krull though Just watch out for the giant, closing buttcheeks.
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https://www.rifftrax.com/subspecies-iv-the-awakeningquote:The Subspecies movies chronicle the growth and evolution of the lifeforms developing on the vegetable ingredients behind the sneezeguard at a major sub sandwich franchise. Oh, sorry, that’s wrong, it’s vampires, the movies are about vampires. Either way, it’s probably a good idea to take some antibiotics before digging in to Subspecies IV: The Awakening!
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I really hope they do the other subspecies movies; they're kind of great. Speaking of rifftrax doing the first movie after the sequel, I just watched Kill or be Killed. It's kind of amazing how much better it is than the sequel, Kill and Kill Again. It's still not a good movie, but it's enough of a good bad movie that I could definitely be entertained by it without the riff. I think the big mistake of the sequel was dropping Chico.
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Subspecies was loving awful. It felt like an assault on my senses. The sound is terrible, the acting is hokey in a super tiresome way (every drat syllable seems drawn out) and it’s just a very ugly movie. The riff is great though.
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Just watched the Bridget and Mary Jo riff "Fear" and man, gently caress this movie. The movie is about a medical student murdering a guy in order to steal his money then it turns out to all be a dream.
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muscles like this! posted:Just watched the Bridget and Mary Jo riff "Fear" and man, gently caress this movie. The movie is about a medical student murdering a guy in order to steal his money then it turns out to all be a dream. Yeah I'm pretty excited to see it
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The whole thing is so bizarre because its not like the guy actually learns a lesson or anything to justify giving him a do over like that.
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Oct 13, 2019 05:33
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It's "all a dream" endings are a real gently caress you audience move..
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Oct 13, 2019 05:37
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That movie has nothing but contempt for the audience, and the feeling is mutual.
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The ending where the lead is all, "Hey, you were my girlfriend in my dream so I guess we're going to date now and also I'll call you by your dream name which is nothing like your real one."
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Oct 13, 2019 05:43
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And she's all  Of course you can call me a different name you avatar of raw masculinity you
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i honestly thought i missed some vital scene, but nope, the whole drat thing was a dream. i did like that shot where the old guy drops the ashtray on the glass of red wine right as larry bashes his head in, though. the film actually had some pretty good shots, in general
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Woo, the Giant Spider Invasion live show releases Friday. It's the one live show this year I had to miss.
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Trucker's Woman. Oh for the days when you could literally stalk and assault a woman to get her to like you. It was directed by the same guy who did The Starfighters. His life must've been either really interesting or really dull. Also the guy they say looks like Dr. Giggles really is the guy who played Dr. Giggles (and the villain in Darkman). In case you thought you imagined it: 
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That goddamn pizza.
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I watched Blood Theatre and... wow. That electrocution death had me rewinding and asking, "Are you SERIOUS?!"
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