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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Super Soaker Party! posted:

but enough about the goon zipline

They weren't so much dying on that hill as they were dying adjacent to it

Edit: hullo from the top of the page

DoombatINC has a new favorite as of 19:45 on Oct 20, 2019

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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Veth posted:

My hick school actually shared printed sheets of Iraqi jokes in 1990. My mother was outraged, which totally confused the teacher and principal. So, story does not check out.

Sorry you went to school in a dumpster fire.

My teacher and principal were both pissed. My stepfather didn't see what the big deal was. So I guess we grew up in each other's Bizzaro World.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

We got a lot of Iraqi jokes circulating at work but I don't understand most of them because I don't speak Kurdish.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Hardcordion posted:

Or really just too much zip.

:mad:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Jerry Cotton posted:

We got a lot of Iraqi jokes circulating at work but I don't understand most of them because I don't speak Kurdish.

The only one I knew was So drat insane for Saddam Hussein.

Until I watched Three Kings and sergeant Ice Cube had to tell some white boy not to call them “sand n-words”

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jerry Cotton posted:

We got a lot of Iraqi jokes circulating at work but I don't understand most of them because I don't speak Kurdish.

Laugh anyway just don't gently caress up and say "that one's a gasser"

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"



Been saying that for years. Godzilla even has to put aside his differences with the humans (Piccolo) to defeat a larger threat.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Shifty Nipples posted:

idk it hosed me up pretty good

extremely same

don't use shame as a primary tool for teaching children, it fucks them up real bad

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
on the other hand, do you want to coat your child in a thick layer of shame that takes them decades to work through?

if so, we'll firstly go gently caress yourself, but my suggestion based on experience is Catholic Schools.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I mean, how do you control a child without shame? That was the entirety of the stick my parents used.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Volcott posted:

I mean, how do you control a child without shame? That was the entirety of the stick my parents used.

There's feeling shame and there's being shamed. The first one is actually good if it's not caused by the latter.

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003


thank you for sharing your meme page

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

on the other hand, do you want to coat your child in a thick layer of shame that takes them decades to work through?

if so, we'll firstly go gently caress yourself, but my suggestion based on experience is Catholic Schools.

Look without the shame the sex kind of looses all meaning.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Look without the shame the sex kind of looses all meaning.

get more creative toys

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

RFC2324 posted:

get more creative toys

I’ve been there.

When she just does a cursory spit you know you deserve it and you’re in for a wild ride

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

The sweet tea at my work has been mislabeled "sweee tea" for a couple months

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

canyoneer posted:

The sweet tea at my work has been mislabeled "sweee tea" for a couple months

Absolutely fabulous

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I was just at a diner on Thursday that had blue chesse on a salad.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

canyoneer posted:

The sweet tea at my work has been mislabeled "sweee tea" for a couple months

That's tantamount to calling a british sparkling white wine "champagne"

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

I was just at a diner on Thursday that had blue chesse on a salad.

ok?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Read closer.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

Read closer.

oh GDI

Took like 5 times.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
SPINCH is the one that makes me lose it every time.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

i took a big order of drinks one time when i was a teenager and the group was so big we just had them write their drinks down. 5 different people tried to order a “spirit” to drink. no they didnt mean alcohol

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

MarcusSA posted:

oh GDI

Took like 5 times.

I know, can you believe they didn't spell it bleu chesse?!

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

canyoneer posted:

The sweet tea at my work has been mislabeled "sweee tea" for a couple months

So Ranibow is obviously the magic user, SPINCH is the quick on his feet ninja analog, Penuts comes across as the heavy hitter with the glass jaw, but I can't figure out how Kepchup fits in.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Kepchup is the healer, keeping everyone else going.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Memento posted:

Kepchup is the healer, keeping everyone else going.

OF COURSE

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


wrong, kepchup instantly squashes anyone who falls behind the group

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
my local little mom n pop donut shop has a neon sign that touts "FRESH DONUTS" and "HOT COFEEE"

I never noticed despite living here all my life until my spouse moved out here and pointed it out. I was 25.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
FRESH DONTS AND HOT COVFEFE

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011






dialhforhero posted:

FRESH DONTS AND HOT COVFEFE

Fresh Doughnuts And Hot Coverage? Weird flex, but O.K.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://twitter.com/adamconover/status/816167959685042177

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Hot take: Vegemite isn't Australia's gross culinary tradition.

That would be Fairy Bread



Take regular white bread, spread butter on it, then sprinkles or jimmies or just coloured sugar.

People claim to remember this fondly from their childhood.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
The saddest part is that they were soooo close to cinnamon toast.

[Edit] gently caress. It's midnight and now I have to go make cinnamon toast.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Really digging this Men At Work cover.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Beachcomber posted:

Hot take: Vegemite isn't Australia's gross culinary tradition.

That would be Fairy Bread



Take regular white bread, spread butter on it, then sprinkles or jimmies or just coloured sugar.

People claim to remember this fondly from their childhood.

Fairy bread is fuckin' top notch :toughguy:.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

I am sure I would have loved that as a child, even though it sounds gross to me as an adult.

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


that does not look toasted. please tell me it's toasted.

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