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Just a little story, when I was in jail, I was told that the commissary used to sell those hard jolly rancher candies but they had to stop after one inmate took a bunch and shaped it into a dildo that was found eventually. Should have ate it fast right before cell check and just make another once they're gone.
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 21:23 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 07:41 |
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It’s afraid!
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 21:47 |
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cinni posted:Just a little story, when I was in jail, I was told that the commissary used to sell those hard jolly rancher candies but they had to stop after one inmate took a bunch and shaped it into a dildo that was found eventually. Should have ate it fast right before cell check and just make another once they're gone. Sounds like a good way to get a yeast infection.
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:15 |
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cinni posted:Just a little story, when I was in jail, I was told that the commissary used to sell those hard jolly rancher candies but they had to stop after one inmate took a bunch and shaped it into a dildo that was found eventually. Should have ate it fast right before cell check and just make another once they're gone. Centipedes? In my vagina?
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:17 |
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RoboRodent posted:Sounds like a good way to get a yeast infection. You obviously always put a condom on any hard candy dildo before use.
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 23:33 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:You obviously always put a condom on any hard candy dildo before use. Dildos weren't allowed but condoms were?
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 23:37 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Dildos weren't allowed but condoms were? The condom is made from the Jolly Rancher's wrappers. Everyone knows this stuff. Didn't you go to camp?
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# ? Oct 21, 2019 02:07 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:The condom is made from the Jolly Rancher's wrappers. Everyone knows this stuff. Didn't you go to camp? Not prison camp, no. We got condoms handed out. (And a handy keyfob with a condom compartment! Sponsored by a crisp brand for some reason.)
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# ? Oct 21, 2019 02:27 |
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Well, whatever you use to wrap it, make sure you leave room for it to breath.
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# ? Oct 21, 2019 02:31 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:
It took me a second to figure out why this was here, I only saw the dog.
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# ? Oct 21, 2019 03:45 |
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I only saw the cock. Maybe we see what we want to see
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# ? Oct 21, 2019 05:46 |
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# ? Oct 21, 2019 12:59 |
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 22:09 |
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oh wow
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# ? Oct 24, 2019 06:47 |
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Nice cheeks
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# ? Oct 24, 2019 07:48 |
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Krankenstyle posted:oh wow I love how it doesn't just look super gay it also manages to distinctly resemble Tom of Finland's style somehow.
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# ? Oct 24, 2019 09:01 |
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When did I get a tan
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# ? Oct 24, 2019 16:34 |
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 01:05 |
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Do that in the tub or something, gross.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 07:10 |
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https://i.imgur.com/nbqiudV.gifv
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 22:11 |
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To be fair, it's usually not safe to play videogames at work anyway.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 23:08 |
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This one is the ultimate scroll-down experience.
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 07:32 |
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 22:23 |
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“Tell me I’m not the only idiot who sees Batman twerking” https://twitter.com/notafaso/status/1189601319180484608?s=21
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 13:52 |
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Redczar posted:“Tell me I’m not the only idiot who sees Batman twerking” I saw the word Batman first, and couldn't comprehend it *wasn't* him for a good thirty seconds
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 14:53 |
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dat batass
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 09:04 |
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“Perreando Intensamente” Thank you, Spanish.
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 21:17 |
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Platystemon posted:“Perreando Intensamente” amazing. i get a very mediterranean temperament vibe just from those two words.
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 21:28 |
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https://i.imgur.com/aX9qCFp.gifv
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 21:37 |
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lol if you ever read FYAD at all this may remind you of a repeated NWS flag eg https://i.imgur.com/Svp8nEg.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7Z3fZKu.jpg etc etc NoneMoreNegative has a new favorite as of 01:12 on Nov 3, 2019 |
# ? Nov 3, 2019 01:08 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lol if you ever read FYAD at all this may remind you of a repeated NWS flag Reminds me of Barack Hussein Obama II.
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# ? Nov 3, 2019 01:41 |
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 00:30 |
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My friends think it looks like its next to a toilet but its a rice cooker
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 06:37 |
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lmao if you don't have multiple tiered snack dispensers to partake from while you poop
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 06:42 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:lmao if you don't have multiple tiered snack dispensers to partake from while you poop Goddamn it Username post combo
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 07:51 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:lmao if you don't have multiple tiered snack dispensers to partake from while you poop Notch parachute account spotted.
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 08:29 |
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C.M. Kruger posted:Notch parachute account spotted. Tbf that’s a great username to throw people off the scent
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 10:28 |
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:04 |
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C.M. Kruger posted:Notch parachute account spotted. Who is Notch?
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 19:43 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 07:41 |
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bony tony posted:Who is Notch? Serious question? He's the guy that made Minecraft. If you wanna know some reasons why people poo poo on him check out Controversies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markus_Persson
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 19:50 |