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dell will manufacture a “developer edition” xps that comes with yosos preinstalled. they will manufacture exactly one as it will actually be the result of poor oversight of a disgruntled factory employee
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Oct 19, 2019 05:55
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MononcQc posted:every time you turn the computer off, there’s a movie-style end credits roll going on with the name of all people involved in its production. developer editions come with blooper reels spliced in (mostly just showing bad commits). if watch all the way through, there's a secret after-credits OS
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Oct 19, 2019 07:08
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quiz upon login to ensure you’ve accepted the license into your heart like the Leisure Suit Larry quiz that verified you’re old enough to play the game
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Oct 19, 2019 08:14
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it should suck really bad
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Oct 19, 2019 09:23
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kind of a hip hop operating system
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Oct 19, 2019 10:35
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once per day, at a random time. the pc speaker is used to play a fart noise at full volume
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Oct 19, 2019 10:49
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all sound goes through the pc speaker and all the system sounds are farts
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Oct 19, 2019 11:47
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this had better come with canyon.mid
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Oct 19, 2019 12:20
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every time you open a private tab in your browser, the camera and microphones are turned on
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Sham bam bamina! posted:all sound goes through the pc speaker and all the system sounds are farts all music or sound files are converted to burp and fart midis on the fly. all voice memos are put through a fart sound vocoder. you need extra fart sound vocoder hardware for this feature, otherwise there is no audio playback support. EIDE Van Hagar fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Oct 19, 2019 |
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Oct 19, 2019 15:18
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wilhelm scream any time a file is deleted
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Oct 19, 2019 15:36
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it runs tfc and starsiege tribes real well
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Oct 19, 2019 18:52
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Scott Baio Nudes posted:it runs tfc and starsiege tribes real well 
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Scott Baio Nudes posted:it runs tfc and starsiege tribes real well works great with glide and nothing else
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Oct 19, 2019 21:09
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but how will i play kerbal space program
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use an inverted glide wrapper obvs
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when you unlock your screen it does the gates animation from mst3k
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Oct 20, 2019 22:15
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Scott Baio Nudes posted:it runs tfc and starsiege tribes real well Has an autoconfigure for quick 1v1 disc launchers + mines
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Oct 21, 2019 01:40
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Lime posted:if watch all the way through, there's a secret after-credits OS lol
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Oct 21, 2019 08:21
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Lime posted:if watch all the way through, there's a secret after-credits OS
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Oct 21, 2019 09:34
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has anyone made the wiki yet. someone should really do that
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Oct 21, 2019 10:14
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yosos takes a page from the Oberon book and its UI is a wiki
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Oct 21, 2019 10:16
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instead of metric kilobytes or stupidly named kibibytes, yosos uses the superior hackabyte standard based on multiples of 1337
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Oct 21, 2019 10:34
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yosos runs on a custom 69-bit architecture with 420 words per page
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Oct 21, 2019 10:37
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eschaton posted:yosos runs on a custom 69-bit architecture sure, ten and a half words per post should be eno
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Oct 21, 2019 10:44
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eschaton posted:yosos takes a page from the Oberon book and its UI is a wiki this but all the code is also a wiki and everything gets recompiled and redeployed on the fly to incorporate the latest changes
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Oct 21, 2019 13:09
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disk encryption is on my default; the key is your user's password. every time you change your password (default policy is once a month), the whole disk has to get re-encrypted without turning power off
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Oct 21, 2019 14:36
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all ui elements are written in javascript. and max out the cpu at 100% any time they are resized or adjusted
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Oct 21, 2019 15:58
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all searches, at all times, are case sensitive. you cannot change this
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Oct 21, 2019 15:59
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jimmyjams posted:all searches, at all times, are case sensitive. you cannot change this
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Oct 21, 2019 16:30
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files are named in an 8.3 standard but the extension is first in the order
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imagejpg.yos
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Oct 21, 2019 17:01
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login as user > [ rotor ] What is the fourth word on the 8th page of the YOSOS manual? >
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Oct 21, 2019 18:32
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rotor posted:login as user > [ rotor ]
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Oct 21, 2019 18:40
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FMguru posted:"bitch", obvs yosos would autocorrect this to bithc
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Oct 21, 2019 18:48
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user accounts are hardcoded into the kernel. in order to add a new user, you have to edit the kernel source and recompile.
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"what if i want to remove a user?" user account removal is not supported by YOSOS
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Oct 21, 2019 19:18
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all I/O via a single HP-IB port on the back
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longview posted:all I/O via a single HP-IB port on the back i think we already settled on 25 pin centronics as the real universal serial bus
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