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Foreskin Furyquote:Fight to the death in Foreskin Fury, a multiplayer online game in which each player controls a unique penis on the path to genital domination.
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 05:35 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 08:56 |
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Genital Jousting for people who complains about "male genital mutilation"? That one Silent Hill wiki mod must be happy.
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 06:03 |
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HENTAI HORROR: The Eight Pictures It's literally the Slenderman game but Slenderman is replaced with anime. The Bunker 69 quote:After 20 years of living in a terrible post-apocalyptic world, you find yourself in a miraculously undiscovered bunker, which... is filled with food and beautiful girls. It seems that your life is about to change, but... you can not even imagine how much.
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# ? Oct 21, 2019 21:43 |
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Jesus gently caress, they literally took Vault 69 from Fallout and made a lovely game, without changing a thing.
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# ? Oct 21, 2019 21:52 |
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Gynovore posted:Jesus gently caress, they literally took Vault 69 from Fallout and made a lovely game, without changing a thing. quote:Appearances Woah, I almost forgot there was a time when Penny Arcade attempted to be more than phoning in a dad joke 3x a week.
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# ? Oct 21, 2019 23:24 |
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I'm not sure if "who's trapped in the vault 69? one man and 999 women" is more sophisticated than your typical dad joke.
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# ? Oct 21, 2019 23:41 |
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Didn't say it was, just that it was in addition to the normal 3 comics a week.
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# ? Oct 21, 2019 23:45 |
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Haven't seen either of those in my queue yet so I got that going for me.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 00:02 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Woah, I almost forgot there was a time when Penny Arcade attempted to be more than phoning in a dad joke 3x a week. Yeah I stopped reading PA ten years ago. I think it's just inertia keeping it going today.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 04:35 |
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Palpek posted:I'm not sure if "who's trapped in the vault 69? one man and 999 women" is more sophisticated than your typical dad joke. iirc vault 69 was from the fallout bible, penny arcade only invented the puppet vault
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 04:42 |
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Gynovore posted:Yeah I stopped reading PA ten years ago. I think it's just inertia keeping it going today. The comic itself has essentially been a vestigial aspect to the much wider PA empire for ages. I'm surprised they don't just Jim Davis the thing and hire someone else to write and draw it for them (I mean, maybe they do, I dunno I haven't read it in like a decade either).
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 04:54 |
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The Cheshire Cat posted:The comic itself has essentially been a vestigial aspect to the much wider PA empire for ages. I'm surprised they don't just Jim Davis the thing and hire someone else to write and draw it for them (I mean, maybe they do, I dunno I haven't read it in like a decade either). I don't think they draw the comic themselves anymore. I remember people saying the art style changes indicate that they have been hiring artists.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 04:59 |
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The MSJ posted:I don't think they draw the comic themselves anymore. I remember people saying the art style changes indicate that they have been hiring artists. 'Hiring'. (AFAIK they use interns)
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:02 |
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Fishy pro-tip: the trailer has absolutely zero sound, so you don't even need to unmute for the full experience
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:37 |
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The MSJ posted:I don't think they draw the comic themselves anymore. I remember people saying the art style changes indicate that they have been hiring artists. Holy jeez, I just went and looked at it because I hadn't for a while and whoever is drawing it is going for a John K distorted-faces thing and missing by several miles.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 05:49 |
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The Cheshire Cat posted:The comic itself has essentially been a vestigial aspect to the much wider PA empire for ages. You'd think, but besides PAX and Child's Play, most of their other ventures are long-abandoned. So the "empire" is pretty much those two things. Remember PATV? Strip Search? The Trenches? Gabe and Tycho don't.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:36 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:Fishy Eh, it looks like a novice's first unity game but it's only suffering from a lack of ambition. No price, no strange fetishes, scope is too limited for terrible/hilarious bugs, stock assets rather than terrible art, and simple story rather than terrible writing. Not worth playing but I could at least imagine answering questions about it if someone found it in my library.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 16:18 |
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So, like it's a porno game, but someone put... way more effort into it than I can understand? Also I don't know why steam thinks I want to buy it based on community recommendations...? https://store.steampowered.com/app/1161770/Breeders_of_the_Nephelym_Alpha/?snr=1_4_4__2602 quote:Enter an immersive beautifully erotic 3D adventure centered around catching and breeding the Nephelym, an enigmatic race of monster-human hybrids with an overwhelming desire to mate. It does not appear to be a cheap cash grab, and I'm not sure if that makes it more or less awful.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 16:51 |
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Yea, fishy really doesnt look too bad for someone's first attempt into gaming. The physics might be ripped but has good weight and it looks like they played with it on some levels. Running animation isn't bad either. They really just need a good jump and idle animations and cheap professional asset and background art and you've got a solid, but really simple N! meets 3d Sonic platformer.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 16:54 |
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OwlFancier posted:It does not appear to be a cheap cash grab, and I'm not sure if that makes it more or less awful. This is the future. Wrap it up, prudailers! It's the same with any emerging market. First you get the low-budget, shoveled crap from people making a quick buck. Then, when it becomes clear there is a greater demand for what is being sold, the real productions start rolling out. Games like Breeders of the Nephelym and Subverse will surely be the first of many. The cheap hentai visual novels were a test of the market. The overwhelming response has been "we want more!". So now real teams with actual budgets are starting to throw their hats in the ring. Obviously AAA studios still won't touch them with a ten foot pole, you're not going to see Ubisoft putting out a yearly porno collectathon. But gamers have spoken: there is a demand for titty games, and enterprising developers are here to sell! Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Oct 22, 2019 |
# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:11 |
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Ubisoft had a first person gently caress scene before all these others were allowed on Steam.
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 19:36 |
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Remember how FEAR 2 ended on first-person zombie rape?
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# ? Oct 22, 2019 19:42 |
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*incestuous ghost rape
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 00:41 |
Dark_Swordmaster posted:*incestuous ghost rape
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 03:27 |
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Oh, okay, that's more wholesome then. Whew.
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 12:51 |
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Gynovore posted:Yeah I stopped reading PA ten years ago. I think it's just inertia keeping it going today. Yeah, modern PA just doesn't reach the levels of quality that originally made it so popular among gamers a decade ago.
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 13:44 |
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I feel like there was some sweet spot in the 2000s where the art was actually pretty good. But hell if its memorable enough for me to ID that point.
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 13:58 |
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Sleeveless posted:Yeah, modern PA just doesn't reach the levels of quality that originally made it so popular among gamers a decade ago. Oh for sure, it's always sucked. Just, once upon a time, they tried to do more stuff than just the comic. But they gave up that pretense long ago and just wade through stacks of cash. I mean, yeah, there's Pax, but lol if you think Gabe and Tycho do any work for Pax. They have underpaid peons and volunteers to do that.
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 14:44 |
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Whichever one of them is the artist can do some actual decent work sometimes it's a shame he draws PA instead.
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# ? Oct 23, 2019 14:49 |
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The trailer is the best thing. The absolute best thing. Surprisingly SFW. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1153390/Dancing_Queen/
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# ? Oct 24, 2019 02:32 |
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I've been looking for a game with no dealy in VR, thank you for the heads up.
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# ? Oct 24, 2019 21:04 |
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Terrible Awful Games: Sexly Girls
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 08:56 |
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/646380/Uphill_Skiing/ "Uphill Skiing is a historical recreation of a typical Finnish trip to school circa when your dad was young." Finally, Finland, in VR.
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# ? Oct 27, 2019 22:06 |
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SelenicMartian posted:Finally, Finland, in VR. quote:Dodge wildlife such as squirrels, bears and alcoholic uncles
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# ? Oct 27, 2019 22:12 |
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SelenicMartian posted:https://store.steampowered.com/app/646380/Uphill_Skiing/ Cool, I always wanted to play as Some Motherfucker.
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# ? Oct 28, 2019 00:27 |
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The MSJ posted:Cool, I always wanted to play as Some Motherfucker.
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# ? Oct 28, 2019 10:48 |
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I suffer from Extreme Finland Envy but I do not own a VR headset
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# ? Oct 28, 2019 12:35 |
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Верни мне мой 2007quote:Emo Simulator
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# ? Nov 1, 2019 02:37 |
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I don't mind feeling myself an emo. I heard they can get wild in the sack
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Being bullied at college is a feature now
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