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FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

IF BREXIT = BREXIT THEN BREXIT ELSE BREXIT
GOTO BREXIT

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:22

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# ? May 26, 2024 04:22

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

code:

#include <stdio.h>

int main (void)
{
	while(1=1)
	{
		printf("BREXIT\n");
	}
   return(0);	
}

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:34

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Cthulu Carl posted:

Brexit in the morning
Brexit in the evening
Brexit at suppertime
When brexit's on a brexit
You can have brexit anytime

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:40

invlwhen: Jul 28, 2012; please do your best

code:

main:
.bo:
        mov     edi, offset .jo
        call    puts
        jmp     .bo
.jo:
        .asciz  "brexit"

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:49

Dance Officer: May 4, 2017; It would be awesome if we could dance!

I brexit in the morning
I brexit at night
I brexit in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright
I brexit in time of peace
And brexit in time of war
I brexit before I brexit
And then I brexit more

# ? Oct 22, 2019 06:56

slippery doc: Jan 17, 2006; kill the boy,
save the man

class BoJo extends Brexit {

# ? Oct 22, 2019 07:06

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

so bojo's deal will wall NI off from the rest of the UK in customs and export paperwork just to avoid plonking a hard border between NI and Ireland

am i getting this correct?

cause that's the funniest possible outcome

# ? Oct 22, 2019 07:07

Viruswithshoes: Mar 26, 2007

cyoa adventure books for brexit:

if you want to confront the EU, turn to page 14

if you want to delay, turn to page 19

[both pages redirect to page 23]

YOU HAVE BREXITED. PLEASE START YOUR QUEST AGAIN

# ? Oct 22, 2019 07:08

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Bo Jo's Bro Leo

I would blow Dane Cook has issued a correction as of 07:22 on Oct 22, 2019

# ? Oct 22, 2019 07:19

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

Oh this is going to go over extremely well with gammons. Gammonbozia.

quote:

Meanwhile, it has emerged that Britons will remain subject to rulings of the European Court of Justice (ECJ) even if the UK leaves the EU on October 31. The Government published the 110-page WAB late last night in the Commons. It makes clear that the ECJ "continues to have effect in domestic law".

gschmidl has issued a correction as of 07:56 on Oct 22, 2019

# ? Oct 22, 2019 07:53

Dance Officer: May 4, 2017; It would be awesome if we could dance!

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

so bojo's deal will wall NI off from the rest of the UK in customs and export paperwork just to avoid plonking a hard border between NI and Ireland

am i getting this correct?

cause that's the funniest possible outcome

Yes, but as far as I know that was also the May deal.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 07:59

Randler: Jan 3, 2013; ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

gschmidl posted:

Oh this is going to go over extremely well with gammons. Gammonbozia.

Totally unsurprising though. Only no-deal Brexit would end ECJ jurisdiction. Any transition/implementation period would continue ECJ for that period at least.

The EU is not going to solely trust UK courts when it comes to upholding compliance.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 08:04

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

gschmidl posted:

Oh this is going to go over extremely well with gammons. Gammonbozia.

I beg your pardon, does Brexit not mean BREXIT??

# ? Oct 22, 2019 08:05

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Realistically we have at least a few years of brexit to go.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 08:10

Viruswithshoes: Mar 26, 2007

eternal brexit of the spotless mind

# ? Oct 22, 2019 08:13

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

lotta dup tears this morning, you love to see it

# ? Oct 22, 2019 08:14

pdog: May 7, 2013

https://twitter.com/bbcr4today/status/1186536258018988032?s=21

can�t believe the centrist hero Rory �Opium� Stewart would do such a thing

# ? Oct 22, 2019 08:21

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BREXIT: Then. Now. Forever.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 08:27

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

brexit girl bath water

# ? Oct 22, 2019 08:30

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

brexit girl bath water

# ? Oct 22, 2019 08:32

An insane mind: Aug 11, 2018

By the time Brexit is finalized everyone who voted for it will be dead. And I guess that's exactly how they wanted it. Blitz spirit! But not for myself thank you.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 08:36

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

An insane mind posted:

By the time Brexit is finalized everyone who voted for it will be dead. And I guess that's exactly how they wanted it. Blitz spirit! But not for myself thank you.

the median age of a brexiter is coincidentally the exact right age to have benefitted their whole life from the post-war, never-again spirit of european union. And they�ll be damned if they�re gonna let any other generation have that same benefit.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 08:40

Private Speech: Mar 30, 2011; I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.

BBC has gone real heavy on "Brexit's basically done and dusted and the PM has gotten further than May ever did, prepare to Brexit immediately!"

BBC posted:

Here it is. And here we go. The government has now published the pages and pages of new laws that need to be passed to make our departure from the EU happen.

Forget the meaningful vote, to get Brexit done - as the prime minster never tires of saying - this whole bundle of legislation has to pass.

The European Union (Withdrawal Agreement) Bill is a document of 110 pages that details exactly how Parliament is expected to put the deal that the prime minister agreed with his counterparts around the continent into UK law.

For Brexit watchers it is a big moment.

Theresa May's government never got this far, stumbling too many times on getting Parliament to agree to the overall deal.

Then again it's known Tory Laura K, so.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 08:54

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Bo Jo's Bro Leo

why's he doing the soy face

# ? Oct 22, 2019 09:06

Dravs: Mar 8, 2011; You've done well, kiddo.

Dance Officer posted:

Yes, but as far as I know that was also the May deal.

No, that's simply wrong.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 09:20

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

jesus WEP posted:

# ? Oct 22, 2019 09:20

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

# ? Oct 22, 2019 09:25

marktheando: Nov 4, 2006

Dravs posted:

No, that's simply wrong.

yeah in mays deal the whole U.K. was in the backstop. Boris� deal it�s just NI

now northern Irish businesses have to fill out custom forms to send poo poo to Britain, but not Ireland. it�s the DUP�s worst nightmare

# ? Oct 22, 2019 09:29

Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

A mobius strip which says brexit on it repeatedly.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 09:33

Rodatose: Jul 8, 2008; corn, corn, corn

The word brexit written on the back of a dead swine's throat

# ? Oct 22, 2019 09:45

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Rodatose posted:

The word brexit written on the back of a dead swine's throat

Can't read it because a prime minister's willy is in the way

# ? Oct 22, 2019 09:49

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

poty posted:

my brexit brings all the mps to the floor
and theyre like mays deal is better than yours
drat right its better than yours

i couldnt care less, cos i have the votes

# ? Oct 22, 2019 09:50

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

on a human face forever

# ? Oct 22, 2019 10:09

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/1186570051387908098

# ? Oct 22, 2019 10:23

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

brexit shark
done done done done done done

# ? Oct 22, 2019 10:33

Burt: Sep 23, 2007; Poke.

jesus WEP posted:

brexit shark
done done done done done done

# ? Oct 22, 2019 11:05

Dance Officer: May 4, 2017; It would be awesome if we could dance!

marktheando posted:

yeah in mays deal the whole U.K. was in the backstop. Boris� deal it�s just NI

now northern Irish businesses have to fill out custom forms to send poo poo to Britain, but not Ireland. it�s the DUP�s worst nightmare

Does this mean the Boris deal is actually better/less bad than May's deal?

# ? Oct 22, 2019 11:18

Dravs: Mar 8, 2011; You've done well, kiddo.

Dance Officer posted:

Does this mean the Boris deal is actually better/less bad than May's deal?

I mean, if you want a no deal Brexit, or a Brexit that strips workers rights and removes regulations stopping the exploitation of the working class then I guess it is better?

# ? Oct 22, 2019 11:25