October 2019 Current Events: Jim Inhofe is an infected pore on the ass of humanity

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Bulky Bartokomous: Nov 3, 2006; In Mypos, only the strong survive.

There were clips of a Jimmy Carter speech in Capitalism: A Love Story that were prophetic. Just a great person, maybe too good to be president.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 16:04

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# ? May 25, 2024 02:28

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Worst case scenario is another presidential funeral Donnie isn't invited to.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 16:20

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Casimir Radon posted:

Worst case scenario is another presidential funeral Donnie isn't invited to.

Lordy what a loving snub.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 16:22

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

I think Adam Neumann has to be one of the most successful conmen of all loving time. $1.7bn just to go away.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:01

pantslesswithwolves: Oct 28, 2008

President Donald Trump, the most unfairly investigated and harassed President in the history of the world, has adroitly compared the constitutionally defined impeachment inquiry he is facing to lynching, the extralegal process of a mob murdering someone.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:19

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Mr. Nice! posted:

I think Adam Neumann has to be one of the most successful conmen of all loving time. $1.7bn just to go away.

jfc

$1b for his shares
a $500m loan
$185m consulting fees

King!

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:25

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

He was so toxic to the value of the company that it paying him minecraft money just to go away was less costly than letting him stay and continue to drive the company into the dirt.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:30

A Bad Poster: Sep 25, 2006; Seriously, shut the fuck up.

Casimir Radon posted:

Worst case scenario is another presidential funeral Donnie isn't invited to.

Another option: Carter and Clinton die while Donny is in office. He isn't invited to Carter's funeral, but is invited to Clinton's. The Q people would lose their poo poo.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:32

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

can we not talk about carter dying the world sucks enough as it is

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:35

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Erdogan is announcing a massive operation to drive out terrorists over the next 5 days with russian support for 20km across the entire border.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 18:03

Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

Proud Christian Mom posted:

jfc

$1b for his shares
a $500m loan
$185m consulting fees

King!

Holy poo poo, put me in charge of something like that. I'll keep it limping along twice as long and you'll only have to pay me half as much to gently caress off.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 18:14

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Mr. Nice! posted:

Erdogan is announcing a massive operation to drive out terrorists over the next 5 days with russian support for 20km across the entire border.

Who could have possibly predicted these unforeseen consequences?

# ? Oct 22, 2019 18:18

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

# ? Oct 22, 2019 18:21

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

I figured Bill Taylor's testimony in the Ukraine poo poo would be pretty explosive and yep! Reporters are getting reports from both sides about how bad it was.

https://twitter.com/AndrewDesiderio/status/1186686650346328066?s=19

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1186699197006921728?s=19

I mean, he was the one that provided his side of the explosive text messages in the first place, so it's pretty drat clear he's not a Donnie guy.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Oct 22, 2019

# ? Oct 22, 2019 18:40

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

Not to be upstaged by Canada not driving off a cliff, the UK presses the accelerator a bit:

https://twitter.com/afp/status/1186707878276730885?s=21

# ? Oct 22, 2019 19:27

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

Flying_Crab posted:

Not to be upstaged by Canada not driving off a cliff, the UK presses the accelerator a bit:

I think it's a bit more complicated: https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1186712344199602180?s=19

They'll be a gazillion Brexit delay votes based on where they are now.

WHAT DO WE WANT? BREXIT!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Um... NOT NOW

# ? Oct 22, 2019 19:37

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

is there any way to not brexit at this point

genuinely curious

# ? Oct 22, 2019 19:38

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I think they could go back to the EU and say we changed our minds, or have those days passed?

# ? Oct 22, 2019 19:45

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

The UK sleeps in a racecar bed in the EU's basement now.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 19:47

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

is there any way to not brexit at this point

genuinely curious

A GE with a labour government who immediately calls for a referendum

# ? Oct 22, 2019 19:54

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1186719313492938753?s=21

:smithicide:

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:03

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

"NATO Ally"

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:05

The Eyes Have It: Feb 10, 2008; Third Eye Sees All
...snookums

...who's in bed with Russia, annexer of another NATO ally & shot down a passenger jet.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:09

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

Huh, wondered what happened to this idiot.

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/1186719969968607232?s=19

I thought it sounded like a shittastic cash grab, but:

quote:

The anonymous author of “A WARNING” did not take an advance and intends to donate some of the royalties to nonprofit organizations that focus on government accountability and supporting truth-tellers in repressive countries, including the White House Correspondents’ Association, Latimer said.

“The author could have received a seven-figure advance for writing this book,” Latimer said. “But ‘A WARNING’ was not written for financial reasons. The author sees this as an act of conscience and of duty, which is why the author refused any advance and is donating a substantial portion of any royalties to charities that protect those seeking the truth around the world.”

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:10

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

who is it

im betting tillerson

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:11

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

who is it

im betting tillerson

https://twitter.com/Mr_Berman/status/1186720445577474048?s=19

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:17

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Trump

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:17

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

I still suspect it's Pence.
"I TRIED TO STOP HIM! PLEASE DON'T KICK ME OUT OF SOCIETY! THAT'S WHERE THE APPLEBEE'S THAT MOTHER AND I LIKE IS!"

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:18

Flying_Crab: Apr 12, 2002

https://twitter.com/shaneharris/status/1186723189323374592?s=21

:siren:

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:21

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i didnt think anyone facing crimes would be able to profit at all from it? tillerson escaped pretty much unscathed

the only other person i suspect who also got away is spicer. mattis is also free and clear but i dont think he'd do that

unless its someone fbi related. could be comey or mccabe.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:22

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

Flying_Crab posted:

The way everyone's talking on the Hill, it's basically one of those "ballgame" moments. All that's really left is for Democrats to add additional charges, to determine how long they want it to drag out, and if Republican senators decided to fully, partially, or not stand by the party-line justification in the trial.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:24

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:26

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Flying_Crab posted:

https://twitter.com/shaneharris/status/1186723189323374592?s=21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNeg4KN0hms

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:28

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

The way everyone's talking on the Hill, it's basically one of those "ballgame" moments. All that's really left is for Democrats to add additional charges, to determine how long they want it to drag out, and if Republican senators decided to fully, partially, or not stand by the party-line justification in the trial.

I look forward to seeing how Trump wiggles his way out of this one.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:28

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

quote:

Acting US Ambassador to Ukraine Bill Taylor said Gordon Sondland told him President Trump wanted Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to publicly state he would investigate Bursima and the 2016 election in order to provide the Ukrainians with a meeting and security assistance, according to a copy of Taylor�s opening statement obtained by CNN.

�During that phone call Ambassador Sondland told me that President Trump had told him that he wants President Zelensky to state publicly that Ukraine will investigate Burisma and alleged Urkainian interference in the 2016 US election,� according to the testimony from earlier today.

Sondland, US ambassador to the European Union, told Taylor he�d also made a mistake earlier by telling the Ukrainian officials that a White House meeting with Zelensky �was dependent on a public announcement of the investigations.�

"In fact, Ambassador Sondland said �everything� was dependent on such an announcement, including security assistance,� Taylor testified.
Taylor testified that Trump wanted Zelensky �in a public box� by making a public statement about ordering the investigations.

oh boy

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:31

Serjeant Buzfuz: Dec 5, 2009

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

In the monitored stream of traffic and in the midst of our personal and manufactured sentimentality we still are unable to stop and examine the meaningless chaos just outside the ordered system. A chaos we are on the verge of falling victim to. The stream must continue and we are left a brief window of exclamation before we must continue without stopping. It is crazy. It is so hot in here.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:32

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

hobbesmaster posted:

I look forward to seeing how Trump wiggles his way out of this one.

He will, but it will likely be after months and after a Senate trial. That'll be fun to deal with in an election year and be one hell of a thing for history books.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:36