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Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

RBA Starblade posted:

It is impossible of course but President Clinton after President Trump would break even more people than 2016 did. It'd be delicious.

I think she could actually win this time but LOL if you think it'd do anything but make the political divide in this country go nuclear

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Willo567
Feb 5, 2015

Cheating helped me fail the test and stay on the show.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The Hill put out a clickbait tweet? Why I never.


PIZZA.BAT posted:

God damnit this exact same clickbait headline has popped up every month since November 2016 and you keep loving falling for it.

Stop it.

Sorry. I won't use The Hill as a source again

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

I think she could actually win this time

lol good one

I needed a laugh today

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.




I'd call it a modern take on that Reagan cabinet photo.

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

VitalSigns posted:

lol good one

I needed a laugh today

In a general, against Trump? Yeah. I think the states she needed last time would have enough flip to her.

In an actual scenario where she needs to win the primary, gently caress no? I was just talking about the matchup we had in 2016

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


PIZZA.BAT posted:

God damnit this exact same clickbait headline has popped up every month since November 2016 and you keep loving falling for it.

Stop it.

We're all going to have egg on our face when she dropkicks Bernie off the stage during his inauguration and is sworn in in his place.

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007
Those nonsense articles by the hill keep getting written because y'all keep clicking on them.

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Oh I forgot we don't like this website

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Dammerung posted:

We're all going to have egg on our face when she dropkicks Bernie off the stage during his inauguration and is sworn in in his place.

Peak 2020 energy, then the skies yawn open and Moloch appears to consume the GUILTY AND THE INNOCENT ALIKE-


...


Whew. Sorry that got out of hand fast.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1186765710229475329

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


I really want to know what's in Rudy's files.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
No quomo

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

In a general, against Trump? Yeah. I think the states she needed last time would have enough flip to her.

ahahaha

stop I can't breathe

Willo567
Feb 5, 2015

Cheating helped me fail the test and stay on the show.
MAN BABY IS BACK

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1186768817822806016

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
Apparently you can't tell Lindsey Graham to eat poo poo and die without getting banned from Twitter?

Willo567
Feb 5, 2015

Cheating helped me fail the test and stay on the show.
This is my last post about Graham for now, but everthing about this clip makes me loving enraged

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1186...ut-to-get-trump

NO ONE IS CALLING OUT GRAHAM ON HIS BULLSHIT! THIS HAPPENS ALL THE loving TIME!

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

VitalSigns posted:

ahahaha

stop I can't breathe

Well you're usually dumb and wrong so

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

rscott posted:

Apparently you can't tell Lindsey Graham to eat poo poo and die without getting banned from Twitter?

I think its the "and die" part that's tripping you up.

Willo567
Feb 5, 2015

Cheating helped me fail the test and stay on the show.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I think its the "and die" part that's tripping you up.

Can you blame him?

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

Well you're usually dumb and wrong so

Clinton 2020: I'm Not Owned, I'm Not Owned

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Only politicians are allowed to imply violence on people on Twitter

The Super-Id
Nov 9, 2005

"You know it's what you really want."


Grimey Drawer

Checks in the mail!

Willo567
Feb 5, 2015

Cheating helped me fail the test and stay on the show.

The Super-Id posted:

Checks in the mail!

I hope he announces we're pulling out of Afghanistan, just to poo poo on Graham

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Willo567 posted:

This is my last post about Graham for now, but everthing about this clip makes me loving enraged

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1186...ut-to-get-trump

NO ONE IS CALLING OUT GRAHAM ON HIS BULLSHIT! THIS HAPPENS ALL THE loving TIME!

whys he look so fuckin red

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



Willo567 posted:

This is my last post about Graham for now, but everthing about this clip makes me loving enraged

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1186...ut-to-get-trump

NO ONE IS CALLING OUT GRAHAM ON HIS BULLSHIT! THIS HAPPENS ALL THE loving TIME!

Old man from South Carolina compares Trump's impeachment to a lynching.

"I marched during the civil rights era and so I've seen a lot of lynchings in my time," wrote Graham, "Cheering on the brave members of our police as they used water hoses, batons and police dogs on those evil protesters who were discriminating against our God given right to discriminate against them are some of my fondest of memories. So I have quite a lot of experience and perspective to bring to the table about lynching."

Motherfucker, lynchings are very American and that's the problem.

my bony fealty posted:

whys he look so fuckin red

Can't achieve completion without thinking about lynchings.

Ice Phisherman fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Oct 22, 2019

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! posted:

Clinton 2020: I'm Not Owned, I'm Not Owned

Clinton 2024: OK, but no one has ever lost a third time

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather



Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


my bony fealty posted:

whys he look so fuckin red

He's probably really stressed out. My face does the same thing sometimes in tense situations. It is involuntary and embarrassing!

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

my bony fealty posted:

whys he look so fuckin red

He's taking the Alex Jones pills

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Devor posted:

He's taking the Alex Jones pills



This is still one of my favorite things.

His entire income stream is selling bullshit supplements and he couldn't even be assed to go on a diet for a month.

Robot Hobo
May 18, 2002

robothobo.com

Devor posted:

He's taking the Alex Jones pills

This photo always hurts my head. On one hand, the change between the photos is so small, I don't see much point in showing them at all. On the other hand, what change there is doesn't seem to make any goddamn sense. Is that supposed to be a belly-button? Does it belong there? How do his pants go up higher, but drag the the belly-button up with them? How did he lose lose 5 inches on his waistline, but vertically? If this is a bad photoshop job, what was even the point of it? Did actually look so much worse in the unedited 45-days-later photo that photoshopping it to look almost exactly like the before photo was the best they could manage? Is growing that much more body hair in only a month-and-a-half a selling point for the pills?

Are we sure this is an ad for pills, and not just two photos from his Tinder Grindr Scruff Growlr profile?

Robot Hobo fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Oct 23, 2019

yronic heroism
Oct 31, 2008

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Then why did he risk perjury the first time?

Because he wanted to make himself look good and people (let alone rich people) almost never get convicted of perjury.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Timmy Age 6 posted:

I have to echo evilweasel here and say if you haven't read Taylor's statement, you should go do that right now.
It's both insane and also soul-crushing in how loving blatant these guys are. And yet this is what America is doing on the world stage right now.

Have a horseshoe crab with googly eyes glued to it.


I like that Pence is well and truly dragged into this too, e.g. the Warsaw meeting where he clearly, obviously knows what the Trump line is on military aid and just keeps saying "Uhhh I'll get back to you on that"

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/joshgerstein/status/1186772970414448640
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1186774256845250560?s=20
https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/1186761537853317121

Willo567
Feb 5, 2015

Cheating helped me fail the test and stay on the show.

I'm assuming all of his sources is the literal diarrhea shits he took in the toilet this morning

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
All of these sources talk to me in my head every day and they are real, and strong, and my friends

Wilbur Swain
Sep 13, 2007

These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Devor posted:

He's taking the Alex Jones pills



Is this what red pill means

hexate
Sep 13, 2012

What do you mean it's not Tom Cruise?

If Mulvaney's out as CoS, who's crazy enough to take up the job? Rudy?

Franks Happy Place
Mar 15, 2011

It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the dank of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion.

Wilbur Swain posted:

Is this what red pill means

No this is being Red Shilled.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







hexate posted:

If Mulvaney's out as CoS, who's crazy enough to take up the job? Rudy?

He'd roll it in to Conway or Mnuchin, presumably.

There's probably some low level grifter in there we've never heard of.

Whomever becomes COS, they're almost certainly the WH whistleblower who is also writing the tell all book. Look to your hearts you know this simple fact to be true.

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