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Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

The Glumslinger posted:

Considering the articles about them having schemed this up with Trump yesterday, I really think the plan was to get arrested. I really think he wanted something that he could use as the Democrats abusing power. It would have been dumb, but it would have given other congressional Republicans a shield they'd deflect with every time they got asked a tough question about Trump's latest crime, and "Respectable" Republicans something to bothsides about in lovely op-eds

Yeah this seems right. Good on Schiff for just going “okay we’ll do the depo later I guess.”

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

A large invading force intruded on and occupied a space in which they weren't wanted, including traversing a narrow passageway over the strong objections of those already there.

Matt, you're Xerxes in this metaphor.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

volts5000 posted:

Great! Now I've gotta change my pants. The thoughts of Facebook having data on every consumer good and service purchased across the globe made me poo poo myself.

Honestly, the data they could harvest would give speculators wet dreams.

Planning a mass murder? Get 25% cash back off an A.R. 15 when making the purchase using libra!

Depressed? Check out the sleeping pills that people are calling the easy way out!

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

"zuck looks more like data than data did" lmfao

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Besesoth posted:

A large invading force intruded on and occupied a space in which they weren't wanted, including traversing a narrow passageway over the strong objections of those already there.

Matt, you're Xerxes in this metaphor.

Only instead of a glorious confrontation it was more of a "um, ok, we'll take an extended lunch and do this at 3. Weirdos."

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1187179589006692352

Time for some strongly worded letters.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1187190771440668672

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


FizFashizzle posted:

fun reminder a C&D goon walked out of 300 and joined the marines.

That's kind of the idea of 300. It's a reprehensible film designed to indoctrinate.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
Gaetz looks like a young bill Mitchell.

Sorry.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1187220596163260417

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

ewiley posted:

the Nats actually made it to the world series and won their first game, so there's definitely something strange going on in DC.

game 2 as well woooo go nationals

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

I mean they did make a point, just not the one they wanted to :v:


Looking like the Omega Thetas but acting like the Delta Taus. Also not sure which of the 30 boring and stupid white dudes that pulled this stunt is the Neidermeyer.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Angry_Ed posted:

I mean they did make a point, just not the one they wanted to :v:


Looking like the Omega Thetas but acting like the Delta Taus. Also not sure which of the 30 boring and stupid white dudes that pulled this stunt is the Neidermeyer.

All of them.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

OAquinas posted:

All of them.

This is, of course, the correct answer.

yronic heroism
Oct 31, 2008

Idea for Amazon Prime political drama: A Washington frat house but for incels.

Robot Hobo
May 18, 2002

robothobo.com

yronic heroism posted:

Idea for Amazon Prime political drama: A Washington frat house but for incels.
Watch the scene in Revenge of the Nerds where the one nerd rapes that girl by pretending to be her boyfriend in a costume. Then rewind and watch it again. Repeat for one hour. Also, add a laugh track. There's your pilot episode.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

Robot Hobo posted:

Watch the scene in Revenge of the Nerds where the one nerd rapes that girl by pretending to be her boyfriend in a costume. Then rewind and watch it again. Repeat for one hour. Also, add a laugh track. There's your pilot episode.

wtf even is this post :chloe:

Smeef
Aug 15, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Pillbug

yronic heroism posted:

Idea for Amazon Prime political drama: A Washington frat house but for incels.

Pretty sure there are a couple of frats at Georgetown that could make this a reality TV show

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Robot Hobo posted:

Watch the scene in Revenge of the Nerds where the one nerd rapes that girl by pretending to be her boyfriend in a costume. Then rewind and watch it again. Repeat for one hour. Also, add a laugh track. There's your pilot episode.

Oh did they release new info on Kavanaugh's college parties?

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

yronic heroism posted:

Idea for Amazon Prime political drama: A Washington frat house but for incels.

Someone get Garry Trudeau on the phone

Bizarro Watt
May 30, 2010

My responsibility is to follow the Scriptures which call upon us to occupy the land until Jesus returns.

yronic heroism posted:

Idea for Amazon Prime political drama: A Washington frat house but for incels.

The worst Alpha House sequel series

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1187222295556874241

Look at this word salad, just look at it

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

what a loving moron

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

We've been making jokes about this happening for months now, but welp, Politico just went and said it unironically.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
Jokes aside, if Netflix wanted to push the Queer Eye model farther and with more purpose, I’d watch the poo poo out of Incel Intervention, where the coaches make the participants like go to therapy and make women friends and poo poo

Wylie
Jun 27, 2005

Ever to conquer, never to yield.



(Kiddingly) USPOL Fall:

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

I SHAT MYSELF ON PURPOSE.

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!

Doctor Spaceman posted:

I SHAT MYSELF ON PURPOSE.

He is sundowning before our very eyes, JFC

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

bloodysabbath posted:

He is sundowning before our very eyes, JFC

Every drat day. So if you look at the way the pendulum has been swinging you go from Bush who was terrible, to Clinton who was slightly less terrible to Bush II who was incredibly terrible to Obama for eight years and swing into Trump...if Bernie gets elected is a loving Nuke with a happy face on it the next Republican president?

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Jesus the forehead on that guy. Reminds me of Jared from Super Jail

Kavros
May 18, 2011

sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep

He really does play the bit piece for I poo poo MYSELF ON PURPOSE so pathologically well, and he does it without any internal sense of irony.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

This is just damage control to pretend Trump isn't a loving coward. If US troops were gonna get mixed up in the middle of this, Turkey wouldn't have done poo poo because they know that would be a big big fuckup that would end the dudes in charge.
It's just that people have Trump's number.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

mod sassinator posted:

Oh did they release new info on Kavanaugh's college parties?

Where do you think that movie plot line came from

"Hey guys, we need to find a way to get the nerd to get his dream girl before the end. Brett, any ideas?"

canepazzo
May 29, 2006




Is... is he roleplaying an Elcor from Mass Effect?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

canepazzo posted:

Is he roleplaying an Elcor from Mass Effect?

(Badassfully) Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool. I will call you later.

CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist

canepazzo posted:

Is... is he roleplaying an Elcor from Mass Effect?

No, the Elcor actually had a functioning diplomatic corps.

Kavros
May 18, 2011

sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep

canepazzo posted:

Is... is he roleplaying an Elcor from Mass Effect?

(convincingly) our policy goals are served by sacrificing the kurds to Sovereign.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1187200771718299649

https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1187175190826016769

I think they're being optomisitic, but I can't help but hope. :(

https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/1187038466904920065

https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/1187064621007540226

https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/1187003468399206400

Yikes
https://twitter.com/ememess/status/1187076696022777856

https://twitter.com/justinamash/status/1187040040259670016

https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/1187171164759699457

Obstruction
https://twitter.com/jonfavs/status/1187064761671925760

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

canepazzo posted:

Is... is he roleplaying an Elcor from Mass Effect?

Every great joke requires a long tortured multi layered explanation.

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Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
I had no idea (or forgotten) that this brother even existed.

https://twitter.com/Eric_Jotkoff/status/1187170850652512257

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