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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Foreskin Fury

quote:

Fight to the death in Foreskin Fury, a multiplayer online game in which each player controls a unique penis on the path to genital domination.

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Genital Jousting for people who complains about "male genital mutilation"?

That one Silent Hill wiki mod must be happy.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


HENTAI HORROR: The Eight Pictures

It's literally the Slenderman game but Slenderman is replaced with anime.





The Bunker 69

quote:

After 20 years of living in a terrible post-apocalyptic world, you find yourself in a miraculously undiscovered bunker, which... is filled with food and beautiful girls. It seems that your life is about to change, but... you can not even imagine how much.

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

Jesus gently caress, they literally took Vault 69 from Fallout and made a lovely game, without changing a thing.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Gynovore posted:

Jesus gently caress, they literally took Vault 69 from Fallout and made a lovely game, without changing a thing.

quote:

Appearances
Vault 69 appears in the Fallout Bible and the official Fallout webcomic One Man, and a Crate of Puppets by Penny Arcade.

Woah, I almost forgot there was a time when Penny Arcade attempted to be more than phoning in a dad joke 3x a week.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I'm not sure if "who's trapped in the vault 69? one man and 999 women" is more sophisticated than your typical dad joke.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Didn't say it was, just that it was in addition to the normal 3 comics a week.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Haven't seen either of those in my queue yet so I got that going for me.

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Woah, I almost forgot there was a time when Penny Arcade attempted to be more than phoning in a dad joke 3x a week.

Yeah I stopped reading PA ten years ago. I think it's just inertia keeping it going today.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Palpek posted:

I'm not sure if "who's trapped in the vault 69? one man and 999 women" is more sophisticated than your typical dad joke.

iirc vault 69 was from the fallout bible, penny arcade only invented the puppet vault

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

Gynovore posted:

Yeah I stopped reading PA ten years ago. I think it's just inertia keeping it going today.

The comic itself has essentially been a vestigial aspect to the much wider PA empire for ages. I'm surprised they don't just Jim Davis the thing and hire someone else to write and draw it for them (I mean, maybe they do, I dunno I haven't read it in like a decade either).

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The Cheshire Cat posted:

The comic itself has essentially been a vestigial aspect to the much wider PA empire for ages. I'm surprised they don't just Jim Davis the thing and hire someone else to write and draw it for them (I mean, maybe they do, I dunno I haven't read it in like a decade either).

I don't think they draw the comic themselves anymore. I remember people saying the art style changes indicate that they have been hiring artists.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

The MSJ posted:

I don't think they draw the comic themselves anymore. I remember people saying the art style changes indicate that they have been hiring artists.

'Hiring'.
(AFAIK they use interns)

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Fishy

pro-tip: the trailer has absolutely zero sound, so you don't even need to unmute for the full experience

atholbrose
Feb 28, 2001

Splish!

The MSJ posted:

I don't think they draw the comic themselves anymore. I remember people saying the art style changes indicate that they have been hiring artists.

Holy jeez, I just went and looked at it because I hadn't for a while and whoever is drawing it is going for a John K distorted-faces thing and missing by several miles.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

The Cheshire Cat posted:

The comic itself has essentially been a vestigial aspect to the much wider PA empire for ages.

You'd think, but besides PAX and Child's Play, most of their other ventures are long-abandoned. So the "empire" is pretty much those two things.

Remember PATV? Strip Search? The Trenches? Gabe and Tycho don't.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Doc Hawkins posted:

Fishy

pro-tip: the trailer has absolutely zero sound, so you don't even need to unmute for the full experience

Eh, it looks like a novice's first unity game but it's only suffering from a lack of ambition. No price, no strange fetishes, scope is too limited for terrible/hilarious bugs, stock assets rather than terrible art, and simple story rather than terrible writing. Not worth playing but I could at least imagine answering questions about it if someone found it in my library.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

So, like it's a porno game, but someone put... way more effort into it than I can understand?

Also I don't know why steam thinks I want to buy it based on community recommendations...?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1161770/Breeders_of_the_Nephelym_Alpha/?snr=1_4_4__2602

quote:

Enter an immersive beautifully erotic 3D adventure centered around catching and breeding the Nephelym, an enigmatic race of monster-human hybrids with an overwhelming desire to mate.
Hentai First: Breeding System
This game never forgets that its primary objective is to present you with highly erotic pleasing material. It's a hentai game first, and an adventure game second. On that note, every Nephelym breeding combination will have its own two-phase (penetration and climax) sex animation. You can control when the climax happens.
There are a large variety of Nephelym, ranging from ripped and fit to fat and well-curved. All have been given "interesting" genitalia to make for unique breeding animations. There are currently a few known species, but more are certain to be discovered.

Lastly, any true breeder knows that to master the craft you need to "experience" your Nephelym for yourself. At any point you can breed with any of your Nephelym.

If you're feeling compassionate, you can give your love to a lustful blessed Nephelym and allow them to release their desires, or they might surprise you instead.
Ultimate Sex Adventure
As the only one from the mythical human race, you can leverage this to become a Nephelym breeder. Catch wild Nephelym, breed them to produce offspring, and uncover satisfying sexual experiences with blessed Nephelym across the world.

In addition to sex, you will find a deep lore and story behind this beautiful, but mysterious world.
Dynamic Characters
Written from the ground up to be dynamic and editable in realtime, each character can change shape, color, details, and attachments on the fly. All while sharing the same rig and animations.

Not only does this allow for robust custom breeder creation, but it also opens up many possibilities for changing the shape of Nephelym through gameplay. For example, Nephelym can be fed certain items to make them fatter or more fit depending on your taste, this will visually change their bodies and alter their stats.
Immersion
There are no loading screens at all, no annoying cutscenes, and the camera was programmed from the ground up to be a seamless smooth transition between every mode. Features were added to increase control over your breeder--you can at any time remove all or particular pieces of clothing. You have control over the different phases of any sex scene, and complete freedom with camera movement and speed.

To further immersion, graphical beauty is a priority. Lighting is high quality and lots of foliage is used with many characters having dynamic realtime fur.

It does not appear to be a cheap cash grab, and I'm not sure if that makes it more or less awful.

CrowdControl
Aug 2, 2011

Uhh Tommy, I think I'm just gonna sleep at my house tonight...
Yea, fishy really doesnt look too bad for someone's first attempt into gaming. The physics might be ripped but has good weight and it looks like they played with it on some levels. Running animation isn't bad either. They really just need a good jump and idle animations and cheap professional asset and background art and you've got a solid, but really simple N! meets 3d Sonic platformer.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

OwlFancier posted:

It does not appear to be a cheap cash grab, and I'm not sure if that makes it more or less awful.

This is the future. Wrap it up, prudailers!


It's the same with any emerging market. First you get the low-budget, shoveled crap from people making a quick buck. Then, when it becomes clear there is a greater demand for what is being sold, the real productions start rolling out. Games like Breeders of the Nephelym and Subverse will surely be the first of many.

The cheap hentai visual novels were a test of the market. The overwhelming response has been "we want more!". So now real teams with actual budgets are starting to throw their hats in the ring. Obviously AAA studios still won't touch them with a ten foot pole, you're not going to see Ubisoft putting out a yearly porno collectathon. But gamers have spoken: there is a demand for titty games, and enterprising developers are here to sell!

Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Oct 22, 2019

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Ubisoft had a first person gently caress scene before all these others were allowed on Steam.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Remember how FEAR 2 ended on first-person zombie rape?

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
*incestuous ghost rape

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Dark_Swordmaster posted:

*incestuous ghost rape
no you didn't play the Pointman in 2

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
Oh, okay, that's more wholesome then. Whew.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Gynovore posted:

Yeah I stopped reading PA ten years ago. I think it's just inertia keeping it going today.

Yeah, modern PA just doesn't reach the levels of quality that originally made it so popular among gamers a decade ago.

The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!
I feel like there was some sweet spot in the 2000s where the art was actually pretty good. But hell if its memorable enough for me to ID that point.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Sleeveless posted:

Yeah, modern PA just doesn't reach the levels of quality that originally made it so popular among gamers a decade ago.



Oh for sure, it's always sucked. Just, once upon a time, they tried to do more stuff than just the comic. But they gave up that pretense long ago and just wade through stacks of cash. I mean, yeah, there's Pax, but lol if you think Gabe and Tycho do any work for Pax. They have underpaid peons and volunteers to do that.

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAaaAAAaaAAaAA
AAAAAAAaAAAAAaaAAA
AAAA
AaAAaaA
AAaaAAAAaaaAAAAAAA
AaaAaaAAAaaaaaAA

Whichever one of them is the artist can do some actual decent work sometimes it's a shame he draws PA instead.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
The trailer is the best thing. The absolute best thing. Surprisingly SFW.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1153390/Dancing_Queen/


William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I've been looking for a game with no dealy in VR, thank you for the heads up.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Terrible Awful Games: Sexly Girls

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/646380/Uphill_Skiing/

"Uphill Skiing is a historical recreation of a typical Finnish trip to school circa when your dad was young."

Finally, Finland, in VR.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



SelenicMartian posted:

Finally, Finland, in VR.

quote:

Dodge wildlife such as squirrels, bears and alcoholic uncles
:hmmyes:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

SelenicMartian posted:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/646380/Uphill_Skiing/

"Uphill Skiing is a historical recreation of a typical Finnish trip to school circa when your dad was young."

Finally, Finland, in VR.

Cool, I always wanted to play as Some Motherfucker.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

The MSJ posted:

Cool, I always wanted to play as Some Motherfucker.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I suffer from Extreme Finland Envy but I do not own a VR headset :finland:

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Верни мне мой 2007

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Emo Simulator

This game gives you an ability to feel yourself an emo. The character's story is that he is a 19 years old college student who is heavily bullied and not understood by anybody. The game was inspired by a game about a girl and her mystic soul-friend, and about two girls one of which can reverse time, and films of Zvyagintsev and Bykov.
We plan to have dialogues, plot, cutscenes and interactive movie style cameras. The plot will have two endings, good and bad.
This is a plot-based game, by subculture developers, for subculture players. By this project we want to tribute to emo culture which we appreciate, we want o create something, relatively relatively (to other emo games) quality about Emo, a one-stop game for all emos, a serious a dramatical game that would become a part of this culture's legacy.
We want raise important social issues in this game, like an issue of unmotivated agression towards people who are different from main population and what it leads to.
The game does not encourage suicide, just like shooters do not encourage shooting people.
We state it clear: we are against suicide, do not do it.


Features:

- Be an emo

-Play guitar

-Drink energetic in first person view

-Listen to post-hardcore, the game will feature some russian emo bands who decided to contribute to the project

- Atmospheric emo's room. Posters, guitar, amp, razor, things that describe his personality, like certain poems

-Cut the character (do not do it in real life, if you are suicidal call suicide prevention line)

-Be bullied at college

-Make right choices

-Talk with therapist

-Try to find friends





The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I don't mind feeling myself an emo. I heard they can get wild in the sack

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Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

Being bullied at college is a feature now

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