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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:when joining a new network YOSOS will autopwn all the other hosts to assert dominance at least a stealth nmap on the /24 for whatever network it's on
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echinopsis posted:2020 is the year of YOSOS on the desktop
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echinopsis posted:2020 is the year of YOSOS on the desktop all odd years are cli only though
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Oct 24, 2019 13:24
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Roosevelt posted:YOSOS requires a ccn and ssn to install. it boots, sends all your money to tim apple, then powers down. the shut down screen says STFU NERD in ultra-crisp Helvetica font, then the hard drive catches fire
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Oct 24, 2019 15:22
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the perfect font for an os written by and for grotesque accidents
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Oct 24, 2019 17:35
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yosos is acquired by hp for 2.4 billion dollars
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Oct 24, 2019 17:55
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yosos has the potential to be the next-generation PDF
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Oct 24, 2019 18:00
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yosos requires a 56k modem and a POTS line to authenticate its serial (which is 255 characters and must be typed by hand)
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Oct 24, 2019 19:25
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pram posted:yosos requires a 56k modem and a POTS line to authenticate its serial (which is 255 characters and must be typed by hand) the product key input form is 255 single character text fields. fortunately, the cursor auto-tabs to the next box after input, however the tab order is random
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Oct 24, 2019 19:36
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Lime posted:with YOSOS, the platters are fixed in place and the rest of the computer spins around them so far this is the one that has really stuck with me.
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Oct 24, 2019 19:39
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the only allowed file permissions are 420 and 666
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Oct 24, 2019 19:46
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mr Scoop posted:the only allowed file permissions are 420 and 666 also 219 even though it's not octal it is accepted nonetheless, with undocumented results
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Oct 24, 2019 20:28
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octal? bah, that’s fine for rotor but this is the 21st century. the base used for file permissions is chosen at boot time by rolling 2d6
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Oct 24, 2019 21:07
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when any program is run, YOSOS generates a random number between 1 and 20. if it returns 20, the app is determined to be a critical app and runs at real time priority
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Oct 24, 2019 21:49
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if it returns a 1, the app is uninstalled
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Oct 24, 2019 21:56
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yosos' app store is a piece of poo poo (YASPOS)
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Oct 24, 2019 22:00
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the filesystem layout follows a standard structure windows 95
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Oct 24, 2019 23:48
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Plank Walker posted:the product key input form is 255 single character text fields. fortunately, the cursor auto-tabs to the next box after input, however the tab order is random alternatively you can buy a hardware key for yosos but it needs an entire 16 lane pcie slot
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Oct 24, 2019 23:49
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yosos comes with gob's program and a cracked copy of photoshop 6
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Oct 25, 2019 01:12
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Tapping head smart man: OS can’t be compromised by malware if OS is malware
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Oct 25, 2019 01:19
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every program you open recommends a different program you should probably be using instead, like with browsers but you can't shut it off
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Oct 25, 2019 01:45
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upon booting, yosos requires a valid username and password for login. however, if you press enter while the boxes are empty, you are logged on as GUEST_ADMINISTRATOR with full admin privileges
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Oct 25, 2019 03:22
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alternately, if you have no account on the system, the full windows 95 login box workaround thru the printer help pages is fully implemented.
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Oct 25, 2019 03:27
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Sniep posted:alternately, if you have no account on the system, the full windows 95 login box workaround thru the printer help pages is fully implemented. this is the only way to log in
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Oct 25, 2019 03:55
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built-in support for hat wobble and flarhgunnstow
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Oct 25, 2019 07:03
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The package manager is really simple and streamlined: "yos" is a binary that users can use to install packages "yos-get" is basically the same thing but with more flags and options. 50% of the functionality overlaps but for some reason all the flags are different "ypkg" is a lower level program that does exactly the same thing but doesn't care about dependencies Each user simply uses all 3 of these for installing and removing packages, its dead simple.
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Oct 25, 2019 07:07
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logging in involves installing your user as a package logging out requires uninstalling it
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Oct 25, 2019 08:53
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that's p. good, make everything part of transactional state, logout is just a rollback to before the login. probably just put /dev/mem in git really.
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Oct 25, 2019 09:31
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everything is a file everything
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Oct 25, 2019 10:45
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the delete program is called loma just so that I can type loma -rf yourposts
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Oct 25, 2019 12:31
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every hour the disk activity led blinks • • − − − − • • − − • − −
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Oct 25, 2019 13:47
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Soricidus posted:the delete program is called loma yosos will be implemented in the lomarf car for the guidance and braking systems
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Oct 25, 2019 14:43
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for the purpose of educating the user, if you ever shut down while the hard disk led happens to be on the os will intentionally corrupt the file system at the next boot
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Oct 25, 2019 14:47
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passwords are not hashed by default as we believe individual users are best placed to decide what kind of security is appropriate for their needs. there is a rich api of basic primitives to help everyone roll their own crypto.
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Oct 25, 2019 15:14
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in yosos, "del [path/filename]" is used to delete a file from the hard drive. "del" with no arguments assumes a wildcard character and deletes all files from all attached hard drives and network storage locations
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Oct 25, 2019 15:25
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the generic term 'user' will be replaced with 'james'
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Oct 25, 2019 15:31
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only compatible with machines with sicc case windows and lighting
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Oct 25, 2019 16:05
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219 bits to a byte
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Oct 25, 2019 17:35
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shell scripts are in RTF colors, fonts and styles are all syntactically significant
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Zlodo posted:shell scripts are in RTF EOF symbol is a turd emoji, it will always be rendered as a turd emoji in any errors or whatever the encoding
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