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Fat and Useless: Sep 3, 2011; Not Thin and Useful

Marxalot posted:

contd.

His "Charge of the Light Brigade" esque offensive aside, I thought I'd give him an RP friendly chance at peace. The community of this game does love their RP and I thought having some dude print out a picture of a flag and burn it for the internet would be fun for everyone while pissing off exactly the right people once I get a chance to post it on the official forums.
Unfortunately, it didn't work.

He's an amicable enough sort, even if he comes off as being addled as poo poo. Unfortunately he just built 45 planes and literally nothing else for some mysterious loving reason. Dunno if that was him trying to fight back or not, but I decided to bomb his capitol a bit for it. Maybe next time we'll get a good old fashioned flag burning of some sort. Or maybe just get people to sing the internationale*.

e:

*or something less dorky like a dead kennedys song

Oh he offered me peace and I continued to gently caress his poo poo up, never got an @ about this, whoops!

Do you actually want me to give him peace? *edit* The "3 losses don't matter" does kinda make me want to cycle him to the point when they do matter though.

Also the "peace" he offered me was an embargo reasoned "Give us peace and, we will stop."

hahahahahaha, no.

Fat and Useless fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Oct 24, 2019

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The man called M: Dec 25, 2009; THUNDERDOME ULTRALOSER
2022

Asked this in the Discord, but I've yet to get a response.

1. When should we build Cities?

2. I noticed in the GOONS import code that it does not include refineries. Any reason why?

# ? Oct 24, 2019 01:36

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

The man called M posted:

Asked this in the Discord, but I've yet to get a response.

1. When should we build Cities?

2. I noticed in the GOONS import code that it does not include refineries. Any reason why?

1. Build up to 2 immediately, hang out at 2 cities 1k infra / 1k land and raid for a bit before continuing. Try to grow with other goons, post war there will be hard tiering set up.

2. There are dedicated builds to each size of nation, you can always ping me directly in discord if you aren't getting help.

Also, this is the enemy:

# ? Oct 24, 2019 02:51

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

Jimlit posted:

82 now.

here is the link to vote https://politicsandwar.com/world/color/voting/

Just gonna point out that we're up to 102 votes for BLACK Lives Matter and rivers of pubbie tears, and the current lead is 112.

So close.

# ? Oct 24, 2019 03:23

Goast: Jul 23, 2011; by VideoGames

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Also, this is the enemy:

the idea of ever actually having children or what that means is so foreign to these freaks that its just some spreadsheet game where the math doesn't even add up in the end proving just how loving deranged and stupid they truly are

Goast fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Oct 24, 2019

# ? Oct 24, 2019 03:34

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Oh how did this not get posted:

We pissed off a group of pubbies so badly that their entire alliance is using this flag to mock ours.

Astryl fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Oct 24, 2019

# ? Oct 24, 2019 03:52

razorrozar: Feb 21, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Oh how did this not get posted:

We pissed off a group of pubbies that their entire alliance is using this flag to mock ours.

they need to come up with some new loving insults already

# ? Oct 24, 2019 04:04

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

re: nerd poo poo

Alliance income over time vs assets, as well as daily gains/losses.

I'm just going to leave this in kiosk mode at my desk at work so people think I'm doing something important.

# ? Oct 24, 2019 05:04

Marxalot: Dec 24, 2008; Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Are trying to call us snowflake jews with that flag or what?

# ? Oct 24, 2019 05:21

Papa Was A Video Toaster: Jan 9, 2011

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

re: nerd poo poo

Alliance income over time vs assets, as well as daily gains/losses.

I'm just going to leave this in kiosk mode at my desk at work so people think I'm doing something important.

Why do you have to show dark mode? I want it dark.

# ? Oct 24, 2019 05:56

bare bottom pancakes: Sep 3, 2015; Production: Complete

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Oh how did this not get posted:

We pissed off a group of pubbies so badly that their entire alliance is using this flag to mock ours.

this type of game is extremely not what I like to play, but watching pubbies meltdown from afar has been a ride. Keep doing what y'all are doing.

Marxalot posted:

Are trying to call us snowflake jews with that flag or what?

I like the inlaid Pepes.

# ? Oct 24, 2019 06:15

The man called M: Dec 25, 2009; THUNDERDOME ULTRALOSER
2022

I know we are using Nuclear Generators, but is there any risk in this game of them blowing up?

# ? Oct 24, 2019 06:22

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Oh how did this not get posted:

We pissed off a group of pubbies so badly that their entire alliance is using this flag to mock ours.

But if they're the ones using it... :thunk:

# ? Oct 24, 2019 06:36

LLSix: Jan 20, 2010; The real power behind countless overlords

In the last 10 hours I made more than 40 million game dollars by playing baseball.

# ? Oct 24, 2019 06:52

Contra Calculus: Nov 6, 2009; Gravy Boat 2k

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Oh how did this not get posted:

We pissed off a group of pubbies so badly that their entire alliance is using this flag to mock ours.

I'd say we're some pretty special snowflakes considering how fast we're kicking everyone's rear end.

# ? Oct 24, 2019 07:07

Double May Care: Mar 28, 2012; We need Dragon-type Pokemon to help us prepare our food before we cook it. We're not sure why!

Marxalot posted:

Are trying to call us snowflake jews with that flag or what?

Emo snowflake jews, it appears. I just noticed the razor blade and the "cut" on the opposite stem.

# ? Oct 24, 2019 07:26

Sassy Sasquatch: Feb 28, 2013

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

re: nerd poo poo

Alliance income over time vs assets, as well as daily gains/losses.

I'm just going to leave this in kiosk mode at my desk at work so people think I'm doing something important.

We were promised gay metrics. :mad:

Anyway, witness some advanced pubbie tactics at play:

I'm intimidated now.

# ? Oct 24, 2019 12:47

Minty: May 3, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

fortifying repeatedly does nothing :psyduck:

# ? Oct 24, 2019 14:49

Ruzihm: Aug 11, 2010; Group up and push mid, proletariat!

huh apparently the game in fact will let you fortify multiple times now :pwn:

Ruzihm fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Oct 25, 2019

# ? Oct 24, 2019 14:51

razorrozar: Feb 21, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Ruzihm posted:

timestamps. game broke. wont normally let you fortify repeatedly. probably didnt even deduct action points.

it's better than him getting repeat attacks on you for free~

unless he'd been inactive and had 12 MAP built up, then he could have taken all four of those actions

and wasted six MAP because fortifying doesn't stack

# ? Oct 24, 2019 14:54