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Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013


I want to marry this photo

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




Pls don't Mr hands cops

Lysistrata
Sep 12, 2003
Anyone who truly believes he has friends is a fool.
https://twitter.com/schezar/status/1187522568783302658?s=19

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus


BETTE MIDLER CAN DO WHATEVER THE gently caress SHE WANTS

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


I don't get it, there are clearly four lights.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Yeah, that's a mistake, you're supposed to select both squares with the leftmost light in them.

My bad, sorry everybody

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


zoux posted:

I don't get it, there are clearly four lights.

i don't understand how you can be so mistaken

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Doc Hawkins posted:

i don't understand how you can be so mistaken

I'm trying to be clear here: There. Are. Four. Lights.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


sadly the joke only really works if i hook you up to a torture device, I'll pm you a time and address

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Ladies and gentlemen, the Chain of Command pt. 2 sketch *bows*

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I'm grateful to live in a timeline where this joke endured and "The Aristocrats!" fell off after like a year.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Sorry

I just hope it hasn't caused anyone any undue stress

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
You only see 4 because one of them fell off the edge of a cliff

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
https://mobile.twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1187463781414309888

Look at the time it was posted.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

10:20 PM, the witching hour

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Biplane posted:

10:20 PM, the witching hour

And also switch your timezone settings to Eastern :v:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Biplane posted:

10:20 PM, the witching hour
:hfive: CEST buddy

I've also had it pointed out to me that it was tweeted 69 days before New Year.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

frankenfreak posted:

:hfive: CEST buddy

I've also had it pointed out to me that it was tweeted 69 days before New Year.

:nice:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnCena/status/1187316349346992128

You many not be able to see him, but he can see right through you

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnCena/status/1187316349346992128

You many not be able to see him, but he can see right through you

John Cena's Instagram game is incredibly on point. 10 million followers and he mostly just posts no-context images.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yes my strong sense is that he is good.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://twitter.com/captainkalvis/status/951921495491530752

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnCena/status/1187316349346992128

You many not be able to see him, but he can see right through you

I can't wait until he finally finishes his transformation into Ernest and we get a new run of those movies

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Congratulations, Mr. Arbuckle. You just drank a glass of milk.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Somfin posted:

I can't wait until he finally finishes his transformation into Ernest and we get a new run of those movies

Has to be classically trained first, you don't just "step into" being Ernest

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Has to be classically trained first, you don't just "step into" being Ernest

There's an importance to it.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Push El Burrito posted:

There's an importance to it.

:golfclap:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Push El Burrito posted:

There's an importance to it.

:hmbol:

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


wikipedia posted:

In 1990, seven Ernest films were reported to be in development.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1187870638326910976

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Not nearly enough.


https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1187473801971294213

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


That's because Janeway is written as a bipolar psychopath.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

mind the walrus posted:

That's because Janeway is written as a bipolar psychopath.

Actually that was just how Kate Mulgrew decided she had to play the character because the scripts were so wildly inconsistent that she, as a well-trained professional actress, could only conceive of Janeway's actions being the result of clinic psychosis.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

AOC is once again cancelled

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Janeway did nothing wrong and she was right to kill Tuvix in order to save her two crewmen, even if one was neelix

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Danaru posted:

Janeway did nothing wrong and she was right to kill Tuvix in order to save her two crewmen, even if one was neelix

Janeway did a lot of things wrong

Leaving Neelix alive was most of them

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I'm a PoC and longtime advocate for representation, so I do think it's p telling that a lot of the actual Trek community doesn't have hate for Janeway (she's usually put above Archer, if nothing else) but a lot of casual lady viewers tend to think of her/rank her as way better than she actually was.

Somfin posted:

Janeway did a lot of things wrong

Leaving Neelix alive was most of them

Never promoting Harry was pretty on-the-ball though, and while it's mostly because of bad writing (everything is for syndication!) I will give her credit for successfully integrating the Maquis into Starfleet pretty much immediately after getting stranded.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Archer was the aspartame of ship captains. He did the job but, like, ugh.

Janeway had the roughest go of things both in universe and in show production, so I have a high respect for her.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I wouldn't say Janeway had the roughest go in-universe. She had a hell of a load to carry but the actual difficulties were pretty minor, considering the circumstances. Picard and Sisko were comparable, if nothing else. Picard in-particular gets to know he's responsible for Space 9/11 for the rest of his life.

Like it's really important to note that ranking Janeway low isn't because fans don't respect her or acknowledge her achievements, it's that the competition really is that strong.

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Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
I usually say Janeway had the roughest go just because she just straight up had no backup and no space base she could reliably hit up for supplies. Sure Sisko heading the Dominion war and Picard's ordeal were worse than any specific thing she got through, but at the very least once it was over they could just go back to earth and peel potatoes/drink a heroic amount of wine. Every ordeal Janeway survived, her reward was to keep on going and hope the next alien she meets has some poo poo to trade.

The best Voyager episodes were when the writers actually loving remembered that instead of find-replacing the word "Kazon" into rejected TNG scripts

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