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Martout: Aug 8, 2007; None so deprived

Flowers For Algeria posted:

Well look at that: the left giving up a chance to govern.

Do they expect Bojo to get the ship afloat?

if bojo stretched out his arm, a water balloon filled with diarrhea in his hand, and did the :pervert:

eyebrow thing, would you take the balloon?

# ? Oct 24, 2019 22:42

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# ? May 22, 2024 07:35

Hillary 2024: Nov 13, 2016; by vyelkin

euphronius posted:

did anyone think or talk about the land border in Ireland before the Brexit referendum in 2016

Only a bunch of commie lefties.

# ? Oct 24, 2019 23:05

hakimashou: Jul 15, 2002; Upset Trowel

brugroffil posted:

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1187406853862514690

Of all the self-owning connected to britain in the past 5 or 10 years the scottish owned themselves worst of all

# ? Oct 24, 2019 23:07

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

No man can take Brittajn out of the EU. Imagine the strongest and smartest man possible, he can't do it. I say it can't be done at all.

# ? Oct 24, 2019 23:19

Doccykins: Feb 21, 2006

I've got a vague memory of the Times doing a front page on "what will happen to Northern Ireland" on Monday 20th or Tuesday 21st June 2016 a couple of days before the referendum but can't seem to find it

Edit: still can't find it but this is one hell of a trip https://suttonnick.tumblr.com/archive/2016/6 (trigger warning 2016 front pages)

Doccykins has issued a correction as of 01:47 on Oct 25, 2019

# ? Oct 25, 2019 01:26

IWW Online Branch: Apr 20, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Oct 25, 2019 02:59

VomitOnLino: Jun 13, 2005; Sometimes I get lost.

# ? Oct 25, 2019 03:20

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

VomitOnLino posted:

frankenfreak posted:

Brexit is forever!
It is all I need to please me
It can stimulate econ'my
We will leave in the night
I've no fear that we might
remain here

Brexit is forever!
Hold a vote and then confess it
NHS, trade deal and just f' it
I can see it for real
Nothing hides in the deal
to hurt me

I don't need you
For what will EU be?
Brexit never lies to me
For when we're gone
They luster on

Brexit is forever!
Count the benefits with finger
With EU, the foreigns linger
It's the deal with EU
is not worth going to
your grave for

I don't need you
For what will EU be?
Brexit never lies to me
For when we're gone
They luster on

Brexit is forever, forever, forever
Brexit is forever, forever, forever
Forever and ever!

# ? Oct 25, 2019 03:22

Uranium: Sep 11, 2001; Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.

Never Say Brexit Again

# ? Oct 25, 2019 04:34

spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

Dr No Deal

# ? Oct 25, 2019 07:10

weast: Nov 7, 2012

was looking at the list of british prime ministers and lost it at this lad: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonar_Law

Boner Law

# ? Oct 25, 2019 07:31

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/BenKentish/status/1187417687728803840?s=20
https://twitter.com/BenKentish/status/1187419955572158466?s=20

Civil War!

# ? Oct 25, 2019 07:47

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

spaceblancmange posted:

Dr No Deal

They should bring back the deal or no deal tv show with that nice english lady

wait poo poo that's the wrong tv show

RealityWarCriminal has issued a correction as of 07:54 on Oct 25, 2019

# ? Oct 25, 2019 07:49

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

VomitOnLino posted:

nah Bond is a Scot

# ? Oct 25, 2019 07:57

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Preston Waters posted:

nah Bond is a Scot

scottish tory

# ? Oct 25, 2019 08:12

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

i say swears online posted:

scottish tory

they exist?

# ? Oct 25, 2019 08:21

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

weast posted:

was looking at the list of british prime ministers and lost it at this lad: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonar_Law

Boner Law

show some respect for bonar law!!

# ? Oct 25, 2019 08:25

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Boris now threatens to pull the brexit deal if that nasty anti-semite doesn't bend over for a wrecking election lol

# ? Oct 25, 2019 09:24

an_mutt: Sep 29, 2010; I was,
I am,
and I remain a soldier!

Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to the restoration of human kind!

Preston Waters posted:

they exist?

Jo Swinson

# ? Oct 25, 2019 09:40

HiHo ChiRho: Oct 23, 2010

Break up with your Union
Yeah, yeah, 'cause I'm bored
You can Brexit in the mornin' (Mornin')
Yeah, yeah, like it's yours
I know people will die
But I don't care (Care)
Break up with your Union
Yeah, yeah, 'cause I'm bored

# ? Oct 25, 2019 10:41

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

brexti

# ? Oct 25, 2019 10:44

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

the brexilotl is a pallid, neotenous creature that often dies when forced to grow up

# ? Oct 25, 2019 11:21

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Getting confusing as ever, though I'm guessing Labour doesn't want to agree to another snap election that'll be mostly on the Tories' terms with them able to beat on the Brexit deadline?

# ? Oct 25, 2019 11:41

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

so parliament is waiting to hear from the eu
the eu is waiting to hear from parliament

meanwhile theres a deal that would probably be pass unamended if you give mps a couple of weeks

the only way this makes sense is if the government has just noticed the eu snuck some things in the deal and they dont wanna push for it anymore

# ? Oct 25, 2019 12:08

genericnick: Dec 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/DawnHFoster/status/1187442753170477056

# ? Oct 25, 2019 12:14

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/BenKentish/status/1187417687728803840?s=20
https://twitter.com/BenKentish/status/1187419955572158466?s=20

There will be ADEQUATE violence and poverty.

# ? Oct 25, 2019 12:30

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/1187657082444668928

# ? Oct 25, 2019 12:30

CoolCab: Apr 17, 2005; glem

Doc Hawkins posted:

show some respect for bonar law!!

i remember when someone was doing ww1 day by day blogposts and whenever he'd come up he'd say "and bonar law was in full effect"

# ? Oct 25, 2019 12:33

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Also the wikipedia article for Gammon (insult) is hilarious.

quote:

Charles Dickens used the word in broadly the same context in his 1838 novel, Nicholas Nickleby:[5]

quote:
The time had been, when this burst of enthusiasm would have been cheered to the very echo; but now, the deputation received it with chilling coldness. The general impression seemed to be, that as an explanation of Mr. Gregsbury�s political conduct, it did not enter quite enough into detail; and one gentleman in the rear did not scruple to remark aloud, that, for his purpose, it savoured rather too much of a 'gammon' tendency.

The meaning of that term�gammon,' said Mr. Gregsbury, 'is unknown to me. If it means that I grow a little too fervid, or perhaps even hyperbolical, in extolling my native land, I admit the full justice of the remark. I am proud of this free and happy country. My form dilates, my eye glistens, my breast heaves, my heart swells, my bosom burns, when I call to mind her greatness and her glory.[6]

Digging up a 181 year old Dickens jab to mock the crumpet chudds is the most British thing ever.

# ? Oct 25, 2019 12:37

Brony Car: May 22, 2014; by Cyrano4747

spaceblancmange posted:

Dr No Deal

Vote Another Day

Brexit Never Dies

The Euro is Not Enough

# ? Oct 25, 2019 13:49

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Don't take this the wrong way, but the only logical conclusion is that Brexit has driven your entire country completely insane.

# ? Oct 25, 2019 14:04

Obliterati: Nov 13, 2012; Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

Britain was already rear end-backward insane, it's just that the rest of you have finally noticed

# ? Oct 25, 2019 14:05

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1187668425717485568

The coin looks like the kind of shite sold in the back of tabloid magazines. It'll go nicely alongside a Princess Diana memorial plate in some boomer's glass display cabinet.

it dont matter has issued a correction as of 14:15 on Oct 25, 2019

# ? Oct 25, 2019 14:10

genericnick: Dec 26, 2012

alphabettitouretti posted:

https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1187668425717485568

The coin looks like the kind of shite sold in the back of tabloid magazines. It'll go nicely alongside a Princess Diana memorial plate in some boomer's glass display cabinet.

This is the lack of entrepreneurship that is bringing the country down. I would have wanted one of those, and one for all the Brexits after. Brexitcoins are the future.

# ? Oct 25, 2019 14:19

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

alphabettitouretti posted:

https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1187668425717485568

The coin looks like the kind of shite sold in the back of tabloid magazines. It'll go nicely alongside a Princess Diana memorial plate in some boomer's glass display cabinet.

You're not a real fan if you don't have the Princess Diana memorial revolver.

# ? Oct 25, 2019 14:32