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Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


betterinsodapop posted:

A teacher at my high school was named Mr. Henroid. (don't recall first name) I think he taught down in "shop." I never had his class, sadly.
Our shop teacher in middle school was Mr. Pitts, and the joke around school was that his first name was Harry. He actually had a short speech on the first day of class about how it wasn't.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Lord Hydronium posted:

Our shop teacher in middle school was Mr. Pitts, and the joke around school was that his first name was Harry. He actually had a short speech on the first day of class about how it wasn't.





Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

jojoinnit posted:

I work with an Indian named Ramandeep but I got used to it.

I used to work with an Indian whose last name was Dikshit and I never got used to seeing that written down. Out loud was fine because it was pronounced “Dixit”.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



I went to grade school with a Jimmy Dickey. He lived up to his name because in sixth grade he became a giant perv and all he would talk about was penis and masturbating and porn.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
kiphanie
infinity

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
Waited on a guy named Lon Glover today, and if you move the G to the left his name's Long Lover and that's hilarious.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

prayer group posted:

Waited on a guy named Lon Glover today, and if you move the G to the left his name's Long Lover and that's hilarious.


That's Donald Glover (Childish Gambino).

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
It's not weird in and of itself, but I've got a meeting this Wednesday with a Greek guy whose first name is Thanos.

I intend to be professional and not ask how his life has changed since last summer.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

jojoinnit posted:

It's not weird in and of itself, but I've got a meeting this Wednesday with a Greek guy whose first name is Thanos.

I intend to be professional and not ask how his life has changed since last summer.

I know someone who named her daughter Elsa 3 months before Frozen came out. At the time, she was hopeful the movie's popularity would be short-lived and not too many people would make the connection; I wonder how long it took for that hope to be shattered.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Lady Disdain posted:

I know someone who named her daughter Elsa 3 months before Frozen came out. At the time, she was hopeful the movie's popularity would be short-lived and not too many people would make the connection; I wonder how long it took for that hope to be shattered.

My daughter was born shortly after Frozen came out and is called Anna for entirely unrelated reasons, so I feel this pain

Most people have at least stopped assuming it's pronounced with the long A like the movie

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

TheKennedys posted:

Most people have at least stopped assuming it's pronounced with the long A like the movie
In the reverse of this, our office manager is Anne with the long A and I keep forgetting and then feel bad for calling her by the wrong name. Why can't there be consensus on these things? It would make my life easier.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
I used to work with a Pawandeep. Pronounced 'pah-WAHN', apparently.

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


I'm very partial to Gagandeep, personally.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
Jailey.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


quote:

Victoria student and campus living director Rainsforth Dix said the university held off on significant price increases for the past three years but rising costs for insurance, maintenance, rents and rates, and annual increases in catering and core utilities made it necessary.

Rainsforth Dix

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
A long time ago my brother did tech help for a man named Dick-Harry Cushenberry

edit: My mom also once taught someone named Lady Prince.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Dick-Harry Cushenberry

The worst breakfast cereal

betterinsodapop
Apr 4, 2004

64:3
I worked at Boston University for a few years in the early 2000's, and the head of the Building & Grounds department at the time was named Dick Falcon. He has since passed away, sadly. RIP to Dick Falcon.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Buck Bland sounds like a bit character from a Superman comic about life in Smallville.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
sunday and sundai
messiah and massiah

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Not an awful name but an awesome one, Kurt Russel's stunt double back in the day was a dude called Dick Warlock.

betterinsodapop
Apr 4, 2004

64:3

Woebin posted:

Not an awful name but an awesome one, Kurt Russel's stunt double back in the day was a dude called Dick Warlock.
Yep, that is a rad name right there.

Content: I went to high school with a girl named Donna Lee Donnelly. Her brother? Danny Donnelly. :sigh:

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

betterinsodapop posted:

Yep, that is a rad name right there.

Content: I went to high school with a girl named Donna Lee Donnelly. Her brother? Danny Donnelly. :sigh:

Of the Black Donnellys?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Living in the Netherlands there are so many silly Dutch names in English. Joke, Freek, Door, Harm and Kok. It's a chapter of a book my wife gave me to help me acclimate:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Nijs Kok heehee

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Joke is a fairly common name in Flanders (the -ke suffix for diminutives is typically Flemish although its usage is more general when it comes to names). I know one who lived in England for a bit and she did tell us that she was often slightly embarrassed when it came to her name, even though it's pronounced completely differently.

Freek is very Dutch-Dutch, and I have literally never heard of anyone with the first names of Door, Harm, or Kok. Maybe Doortje, which is a diminutive of Dorothea.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

jojoinnit posted:

Living in the Netherlands there are so many silly Dutch names in English.

On Halloween, I watched a Dutch movie from 1983 called "De Lift," and I can say it's definitely the best movie about a bank of elevators coming alive to gently caress with and kill people I've ever seen.

Also, it was directed by Dick Maas, who is a pioneering example of the Dick Más mentality.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

When I went to vote there was a Lenora B. Foote Beaver running for a local election.

Vadun
Mar 9, 2011

I'm hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field.

Jacqui Tutu.

Slightly weird name to go with a very high pitched voice

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Did a double take on a package going to someone with the last name Falaltio

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Rocky McAnally

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
zyshine
aroyalty
litzgerald
last name oo
trivia
lafuschia
pinkie
lavender
shawnquasshia
bleon
kingdemetrious amillionmontez
last name crazythunder :black101:

Jhordhynne
Jan 12, 2010

I once sent Chastity Peacock for some rodeo event. Turns out she's real.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
Saw a cake order at work for a lady named Bethticha.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Detective Mark Gayman.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
I was reading about the Getty family on Wikipedia and came across Tara Gabriel Galaxy Gramophone Getty. Ignoring the obvious, I don't believe I've ever come across a man named Tara.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

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The Golden Man
Aug 4, 2007

Bought my Christmas tree from this broad Geepny. :stonk:

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