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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

j/k gently caress that cold rear end water

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bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007
50° ish year round.

Gives the average person a 50/50 chance to swim 50 yards in a shock drop fully clothed.

I'd say half that if you are a drunk dad.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

There is an amazing amount of non-porn on PornHub. People straight up post video game playthroughs there.

Anyone know how much ad views pay on PornHub vs YouTube/Twitch?


Thinkin bout monetizing my humongulous dong

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I'm an idiot and have swum in about 58 F several times, but that was always with a careful adjustment, and on a beach where I could warm up and basically do 15-30 minutes in the water, then 40-60 minutes out of the water.

I just loving love the ocean too much not to go in. 50 F, though? Fuckin' nope.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

I have a weird relationship with cold. I’ve trunked it surfing in 2 degree water while recovering from mono and did fine. Granted I was 19 at the time, and me 16 years later would probably physically restrain me then from going in the water. Otherwise, I’m good with cold temps and loving love them. I love sleeping with the windows cracked when it’s below freezing; having cold fresh air is the quickest way to a restful sleep for me.

Looking forward to retiring above the Arctic Circle in 30 years when that’s the one place left that might have seasons.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Looking forward to retiring above the Arctic Circle in 30 years when that’s the one place left that might have seasons.

I mean if you're fine with the seasons being "day" and "night" then sure I guess.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


My close neighbor is a spear free diver and we went diving out of west port jetty on the coast for 3 hours in a 5mm suit. I live right down the road from an excellent training spot for ocean divers but I need to buy a full suit first.

He’s nothing special body wise just really use to it I guess.

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp
Drysuits are pretty good but I'd still get pretty cold in winter, especially diving at depth where the insulating layers get compressed to nothing. Hollis makes some kick-rear end semi-dry suits that kept me toasty all day on working dives.

The best part of diving freezing weather is the water is warmer than the air :science:

The worst part is regulators/gear freezing the moment you exit

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007

egyptian rat race posted:

Drysuits are pretty good but I'd still get pretty cold in winter, especially diving at depth where the insulating layers get compressed to nothing. Hollis makes some kick-rear end semi-dry suits that kept me toasty all day on working dives.

The best part of diving freezing weather is the water is warmer than the air :science:

The worst part is regulators/gear freezing the moment you exit

Piissssssssssshhhhooooooooooooccccchhhhh!

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

There is an amazing amount of non-porn on PornHub. People straight up post video game playthroughs there.

Printed out to show my wife.

Dating simulators and Breeders of the Nephelym (don't search for that one at work) are video games right?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

quote:

Charles Kupperman, who served until last month as deputy national security adviser at the White House, filed a lawsuit Friday asking a federal judge to rule on whether he is obliged to testify before House investigators. The case presents a new challenge to House Democrats seeking cooperation from close aides of Trump.
Kupperman, who worked closely with former national security adviser John Bolton, is scheduled to sit Monday for questioning by the three House committees handling impeachment.


"Plaintiff is faced with irreconcilable commands by the Legislative and Executive Branches of the Government and, accordingly, seeks a declaratory judgment from this Court as to whether he is lawfully obliged to comply with a subpoena issued by the House Defendants demanding his testimony '[p]ursuant to the House of Representatives' impeachment inquiry,' or he is lawfully obliged to abide by the assertion of immunity from congressional process made by the President in connection with the testimony sought from Plaintiff," the lawsuit states.


oh this is going to be fun

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

oh this is going to be fun

Not if it turns into a question of Constitutional Law it won't

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

https://twitter.com/emilyjanefox/status/1187746375137673217?s=09

When they can make money off of it, it's at a Trump property. When they have to pay, it's at a government property.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
I love diving.

The coldest dive I've ever done was Silfrá fissure in Iceland:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silfra

They say "can be comfortably dived in a dry suit" by I say my rear end like hell, any human being gets an instant ice cream headache when they put their face in 36 degree water.

That said, totally worth it.

The coolest dive I've ever done: There are a few dive operators that offer "blackwater" dives where you go at night and dive in 5-10,000 foot deep water. Everyone is clipped to a series of lines hanging off the sides of the boat with a carabiner hooked to your BCD, so you're not about to get lost or anything unless you do something real dumb.

I've done it twice, and both times I spent the first couple of minutes sucking down half my air as I stared into the black infinity that surrounds our tiny lights and our little boat and try to get a grip on myself before I relax and find it mindblowingly cool. Though if you stare out into that black water too much you can feel the willies start billowing up again as your brain tries to find patterns in emptiness. The water and the stuff suspended in it absorbs what precious illumination you have, so you really get the impression that blackness is just sucking the light away. You feel very, very tiny, and you never know whether something at the very limits of your light's reach is a bit of trash, more plankton, a school of squid or pod of bottlenose dolphin, or something hungry.

Apparently t's not uncommon for big pelagics to get curious. They have even had threshers show up and start to behave aggressively, and everyone gets out of the water real drat quick when that happens. I've never been lucky/unlucky enough to have anything big come visit, but it's quite an experience without seeing any large animal life. Plus the plankton you see is sometimes quite large and truly surreal, alien stuff. The most defining aspect of it to me though is how vividly you can feel you mind looking for patterns in all that emptiness, and imagining monsters in every pale curdle in the dark.

11/10 I loving love cosmic horror, I'll do it a third time when I make it back to Kona.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Fister Roboto posted:

I mean if you're fine with the seasons being "day" and "night" then sure I guess.

Summer in the arctic is the most amazing experience

Just get a beach house for the winter on the Arkansas coast line and you’ll be set!

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007
I've done ice dives in lakes with a guide line and a full face mask and still go the icecream headache of room for the first few min just with the thin line if exposed skin around the mask. Did it to say I did it, never again without good reason.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Current Event: BoJack Horseman Season 6 has dropped.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Current Event: BoJack Horseman Season 6 has dropped.

It's good. I'm surprised it has stayed this good so long. Last season I skipped the eulogy episode about five minutes in but I went back again and just about pissed myself at the ending gag.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

MA-Horus posted:

God I miss diving

I’m about 3 hours from some of the best fresh water diving in the world, Tobermory.

I have all my gear collecting dust

gently caress it, getting it serviced and gonna go dive next year for sure.

Isn't it cold as hell to dive there? The guy I buy my scuba stuff from dives in a dry suit there year round

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1188048255797608449
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1188048258255540224

President defending traitors, no big deal.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Didn’t he say he didn’t know Flynn or whatever when it all went down 10 years ago?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

EBB posted:

Not if it turns into a question of Constitutional Law it won't

The Constitution is unconstitutional!

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

what happens when american law attempts to divide by zero

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
Sovereign Citizens will soon be vindicated. Be your own Postmaster General.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1188067370478309378?s=19

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Guess Flynn might actually get that pardon he was angling for.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
I thought you all might find this cartoon interesting. I'm not sure when it was published; I found it in The Quigmans, by Buddy Hickerson, in a collection published in 1990.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Donnie won't be throwing out the first pitch in the World Series because he's afraid that the bullet proof vest he'd have to wear would make him look fat. I'd like to see him try to throw a ball.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Casimir Radon posted:

I'd like to see him try to throw a ball.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Internet Wizard posted:

Mowing the lawn is another one of those privileged bougie excesses that needs to go straight into history’s dumpster (much like frequent flyer programs). Burning fossil fuels to make your invasive monoculture look better instead of cultivating your perfectly arable land. Get outta here.

To move up a frequent flyer tier, a friend who works for Microsoft flew from Seattle to San Francisco, then flew back without leaving the airport. Wasn’t allowed to buy the ticket and not go, or just pay a fee. Chose to joylessly waste time and resources.

So yeah, I agree with the description “privileged bougie excesses.”

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Hyrax Attack! posted:

To move up a frequent flyer tier, a friend who works for Microsoft flew from Seattle to San Francisco, then flew back without leaving the airport. Wasn’t allowed to buy the ticket and not go, or just pay a fee. Chose to joylessly waste time and resources.

So yeah, I agree with the description “privileged bougie excesses.”

That's just obscene.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

It's like twitter, there's a post/picture for everything he's said or done.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe

It's that and also because the ball wouldn't make it 15 feet, and he'd probably trip and fall while throwing it

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


It's a shame W is the one who got shoes thrown at him. He was coordinated enough to dodge. Donnie would have taken both of them to the face.

Tyro
Nov 10, 2009

Hyrax Attack! posted:

To move up a frequent flyer tier, a friend who works for Microsoft flew from Seattle to San Francisco, then flew back without leaving the airport. Wasn’t allowed to buy the ticket and not go, or just pay a fee. Chose to joylessly waste time and resources.

So yeah, I agree with the description “privileged bougie excesses.”

I had a coworker who did that, except she flew from DC to Bangkok, ate a sandwich, and came back.

:shrug:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Casimir Radon posted:

It's a shame W is the one who got shoes thrown at him. He was coordinated enough to dodge. Donnie would have taken both of them to the face.

The real reason he doesn't want to get involved in wars

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

This also goes with the narrative of him taking Eric or Don Jr. to a Yankees game when they were in college, and then smacking them around for wearing a jersey and telling them "go put on a loving suit."

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
If flying to ATL to get chicken and waffles for lunch at Ludacris' Chicken+Beer and flying back is wrong I don't want to be right. :colbert:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Tyro posted:

I had a coworker who did that, except she flew from DC to Bangkok, ate a sandwich, and came back.

:shrug:

The carbon footprint of that sandwich would make Greta scream

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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Icon Of Sin posted:

Scuba is my therapy, and the shop I used to work for was partnered with a non-profit to try and bring it to vets. This same non-profit did a bunch of other stuff (archery, curling, biking, surfing, etc) but it was really nice introducing people to the underwater world.

My current job pays me to try and save reefs by stabbing lionfish and hauling up marine debris. It’s dirty work, and the deco stresses I’m putting my body through will likely have some weird long-term effects...but it’s worth it to me. I feel like I’m making a positive difference, and underwater nobody can talk to say anything stupid :unsmith:

:hfive:

gently caress lionfish. I’m from Fort Lauderdale, and I say KILL EM ALL.

Mind if I ask what non-profit it was? I’m generally only available to dive during the week, which means I end up not diving very often. I’d love to help out.

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