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Oct 19, 2019 22:12
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I'm going as the postin pals guy |
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Oct 19, 2019 22:12
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vanisher posted:BYOB Halloween costumes a guy with so many joints and everytime someone says hi he just lights one up, takes a toke, then gives it and runs away
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Oct 19, 2019 22:20
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SardonicTyrant posted:My punk rock band's hit single White Genocide, but it's really just 3 minutes complaining about how we can't get a Cheesecake Factory in town. Mom Take Us To The Olive Garden (In the Next Town) |
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Oct 19, 2019 23:22
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Mom Take Us To The Olive Garden (In the Next Town) *we're at the end part, turns mike to audience* *audience, screaming, incoherent* LET'S GET TACO BELL!!!! |
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Oct 19, 2019 23:29
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this week, on CECIL BARAN: NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR cecil, trying to wake up at the conference table: "so she's a bartender?" dir. internet: "yes." c: "and she pours a beer?" dir: "yes." c: "...and they're absolutely positive this is a type-4 meme?" dir: "they're saying it's in the presentation." [SLIDES FILE FOLDER OVER TO CECIL, WHO OPENS IT, HOLDS UP A GLOSSY PHOTOGRAPH WHERE ONLY THE BACK OF THE PHOTO FACES TE CAMERA, THE WORD 'SCREENSHOT' WRITTEN IN SHARPIE] ---------------- |
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Oct 22, 2019 05:59
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It's time for my Mormon mission When I'm done I'll be hitchin' Myself to a woman at the temple Then I'll have lots of children |
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Oct 22, 2019 08:49
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saying "apostrophe" like "uh poe strohf" |
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Oct 22, 2019 18:13
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a child named Giardia |
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Oct 22, 2019 18:15
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changing the Ghostbusters theme to correctly ask "whom you gonna call" |
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Oct 22, 2019 18:17
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Whom does one call when there's something strange in the neighborhood? One calls the Ghostbusters Whom does one call when there's something weird and it doesn't look good? One calls the Ghostbusters I'm not afraid of ghosts I'm not afraid of ghosts |
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Oct 22, 2019 18:31
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Let me tell you something: Bustin makes me feel good |
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Oct 22, 2019 18:32
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(that line's fine) |
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Oct 22, 2019 18:32
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Whose* you gonna call
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Oct 22, 2019 18:44
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Hoosier gonna call |
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Oct 22, 2019 19:00
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Cubone posted:Whom does one call when there's something strange in the neighborhood? u made me lol on the bus 
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Oct 22, 2019 22:22
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A doctor telling you bad news but he has a really thick french accent so you're just loling the whole time |
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Oct 23, 2019 18:47
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Freaking pres of france trying to get his allies support in an emotional UN speech but they just cant stop cracking up |
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Oct 23, 2019 18:48
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Everyone everywhere just laughing like maniacs anytime anyone tries to talk with an accent |
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Oct 23, 2019 18:49
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vanisher posted:Freaking pres of france trying to get his allies support in an emotional UN speech but they just cant stop cracking up Hon Hon Hon ---------------- |
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Oct 23, 2019 18:53
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Doctor: I ahm le sorry, sir, but ze tests came back, and you have le cahncer. It ees, how you say, stage 4. Me: (giggling) So I have cancer of the penis? Doctor: Oui, oui! Me: (tears of laughter streaming down my face) Ahahahaha, oh, sorry! I'll...I'll try to watch my language! XD |
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Oct 23, 2019 19:10
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Saying fraug (frog) instead of fraud and seeing if anyone notices |
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Oct 23, 2019 19:11
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german accented boss: "due to your repeated performance issue, your employment has been terminated" me: "hahaha, I guess I vont be back eh? lmao" boss: "security will escort you out now" me: "heh heh, follow me if you vant to leave" |
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Oct 23, 2019 20:42
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i got a TooSmart TV and it keeps interrupting my shows to point out the plot holes |
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Oct 23, 2019 22:05
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oh but seriously I posted:i got a TooSmart TV and it keeps interrupting my shows to point out the plot holes ThinksItsSoSmart TV |
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Oct 23, 2019 22:10
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canyoneer posted:german accented boss: "due to your repeated performance issue, your employment has been terminated" |
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Oct 23, 2019 22:17
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A game show where you need to guess if someone is a 'soap bar directly on skin' guy, a 'soap bar on a wash cloth' guy, or a 'body wash on a loofah' guy |
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Oct 25, 2019 22:24
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Bonus question: guess how many baths this person takes a year |
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Oct 25, 2019 22:25
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vanisher posted:A game show where you need to guess if someone is a 'soap bar directly on skin' guy, a 'soap bar on a wash cloth' guy, or a 'body wash on a loofah' guy as a soap on skin guy, i'm actually curious what the make up of this is |
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Oct 26, 2019 00:31
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what about "soap on skin, then scrub around with loofa" is that the unicorn ---------------- |
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Oct 26, 2019 00:43
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A stand-up gig where I pretend to be high but in reality I just smoke weed in front of an audience. |
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Oct 26, 2019 01:24
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soap wrapped in a wash cloth then i loving slang that thing david vs goliath straight into the shower tile wall and i only wash with the bits and suds that bounce back on2 my person
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Oct 26, 2019 01:26
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SardonicTyrant posted:A stand-up gig where I pretend to be high but in reality I just smoke weed in front of an audience. a person who can't afford therapy and does open mics and just pours his heart and soul out while people laugh
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Oct 26, 2019 12:19
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Heather Papps posted:a person who can't afford therapy and does open mics and just pours his heart and soul out while people laugh It's not that I hate my dad, I just wish he was, you know, more there for me. Emotionally. *hoots of laughter* I just never felt like there was a connection, like he didn't care... -heckler from the back: "hey! Maybe your dad didn't love you because you're such a disappointment!" Haha, a disappointment... *long pause and sigh* *more uproarious laughter* |
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Oct 26, 2019 12:40
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we moved around a lot, you know, and my birthday was early in the school year so i uhh... never really had a nice birthday party as a child insert crowd reaction shot of women laughing hysterically
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Oct 26, 2019 12:51
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What is the deal with GrapeNuts? Why was it the only cereal my dad kept in the house, claiming that anything else was "too expensive," even though he kept a cabinet full of scotch and went golfing every weekend and was constantly buying jewelry for his secretary? And what's the deal with airline food? Do you think it makes a good last meal, and as you go down, realizing this is your last business trip, do you regret the love you never gave to your wife and child, or do you just lament that you'll never get the chance to sleep with Charlene again? |
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Oct 26, 2019 18:09
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oh gently caress man gently caress did i just loving describe the plot of the american movie film "the jokerman" cause i haven't seen it and i have a feeling that is what it is
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Oct 26, 2019 19:31
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I think in Japan it's called Joker's Trick |
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Oct 26, 2019 20:10
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Why was there a boat on the midnight train to Georgia? |
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Oct 28, 2019 15:41
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SardonicTyrant posted:I think in Japan it's called Joker's Trick It's Joki Joki Panic |
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Oct 28, 2019 16:36
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