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GOONS attacked someone's nation in a browser based nation simulation game on the internet. In order to get peace he had to film himself eating fish food. This contrats to previous pet food eating incidents, wherein a goon ate dog food entirely of his own volition and a pubbie either ate cat food entirely of his own volition or made his younger brother eat cat food entirely of his own volition. e: really you should recruit this guy he actually did it on time and followed the instructions
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The dog food goon had a nice rug.
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Oct 27, 2019 00:00
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Recoome posted:what the gently caress am I seeing here he attacked goons, he was given options with the comedy option of "eat fish flakes". He chose to eat fish flakes over a browser game.
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Oct 27, 2019 00:04
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Aesculus posted:GOONS attacked someone's nation in a browser based nation simulation game on the internet. In order to get peace he had to film himself eating fish food. not the worst thing to happen probably i do like the fash-bashing angle here, the effort to reward ratio looks pretty neat e: Do Not Fear Jazz posted:he attacked goons, he was given options with the comedy option of "eat fish flakes". hahahaha
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Oct 27, 2019 00:05
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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:he attacked goons, he was given options with the comedy option of "eat fish flakes". And the other two options were writing a 300 word essay about Brexit or drawing a But no, they chose fishfood.
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Oct 27, 2019 00:09
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Recoome posted:not the worst thing to happen probably If you play baseball you are almost guaranteed tears within hours. Our discord is pretty active and neat as a community as well.
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Oct 27, 2019 00:13
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https://politicsandwar.com/world/color/voting/ We are three (or four?) votes away from changing the entire bloc's name to BLACK Lives Matter whether they want it or not.
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Oct 27, 2019 00:51
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This is your time to Join for the cause!!
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Oct 27, 2019 01:27
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Join the cause and YOU too can get quality messages from our intelligent enemies such as this: 
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Oct 27, 2019 03:01
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I tried joining the cause but you jerks won't accept my application. It's only been a day, but still.
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Oct 27, 2019 04:53
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Ditocoaf posted:I tried joining the cause but you jerks won't accept my application. Are you on the Discord? You gotta be on the Discord.
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Oct 27, 2019 05:22
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It's like I'm seeing chat logs from 15 years ago from when I used to trash talk on... Halo? Was that it?
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Oct 27, 2019 05:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-sPXHQK8H0 This is basically how we're running baseball in this game now.
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Oct 27, 2019 06:17
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Typhon just lost six more members in the past day and dropped four places in the ranking as a result. We might be able to knock them out of the top 50 with enough time.
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Oct 27, 2019 10:10
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Just started, app is done etc. I've been playing a lot of baseball and the game asked me to do a captcha thing because it suspected I may be a bot. I've won a couple of games, lost most! I have an average score of about 2.75 or something and someone with an average of 86.something beat me 32 runs to 1.
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Oct 27, 2019 13:38
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welcome to goonball
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Oct 27, 2019 13:50
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Dog Pipes posted:Just started, app is done etc. I've been playing a lot of baseball and the game asked me to do a captcha thing because it suspected I may be a bot. Hosting home games will make 30x more money per game than merely winning an away game will, once you're decently upgraded. Baseball isn't so much a sport as it is an international money laundering scheme.
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Oct 27, 2019 17:07
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Solumin posted:Hosting home games will make 30x more money per game than merely winning an away game will, once you're decently upgraded. yeah don't worry about wins and losses, just get your team and stadium to max quality and host home games and rake in the dough (and play aways to help other goons make their money)
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Oct 27, 2019 17:19
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Set up a glorious new empire of love, and embargoed a racist with a confederate flag. Is that really one of the flag options or did he do something special to advertise his racism?
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Oct 27, 2019 18:22
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OzyMandrill posted:Set up a glorious new empire of love, and embargoed a racist with a confederate flag. Is that really one of the flag options or did he do something special to advertise his racism? you can upload a custom flag in the Nation>Edit menu. here's mine 
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Oct 27, 2019 18:27
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TVsVeryOwn posted:Are you on the Discord? You gotta be on the Discord. Yeah! I filled out the application and stuff. Just waiting to be approved because hopefully the discord will tell me what the heck is going on.
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Oct 27, 2019 18:32
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I am not quite sure what is going on here and this whole shebang doesn't really seem like my bag/the kind of thing I can be bothered to you (I tried CyberNations once back in the day but strongly disliked it and found NationStates to be more my sort of bag) but what you are all doing seems incredible so all power to you Unless of course you can convince me to establish the Combined Catboy Syndicates or something
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Oct 27, 2019 18:42
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razorrozar posted:you can upload a custom flag in the Nation>Edit menu. here's mine ...you mind if I borrow this?
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Oct 27, 2019 19:00
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I'm alternating home/away games for pitiful amounts of money, but everyone I play seems to be a goon atm.
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Oct 27, 2019 19:22
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OzyMandrill posted:I'm alternating home/away games for pitiful amounts of money, but everyone I play seems to be a goon atm. If you don't have a 100 rated team, you shouldn't be playing aways. Also, you should probably hop on discord, and get baseball funds.
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Oct 27, 2019 19:32
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The Shortest Path posted:...you mind if I borrow this? go right ahead!
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Oct 27, 2019 19:50
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Mux posted:If you don't have a 100 rated team, you shouldn't be playing aways. Also, you should probably hop on discord, and get baseball funds. Waiting in registration tho I gave my username instead of the URL to my profile page, which may have disqualified me for ineptitude, which would be sad as that is one of the defining qualities of a good goon grunt.
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Oct 27, 2019 20:15
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The Principality of Farts has applied for the Goon alliance, let's see if I can figure out how this works
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Oct 27, 2019 20:49
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Currently there's about 5000 active players (from the number of active players in the last week) and more than 14000 accounts. The goal is to push this down as low as Goonily possible, but we can't do it without your help. Goons currently make up about 2% of the active player base and every bit helps. JOIN GOONs TODAY
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Oct 27, 2019 21:14
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OzyMandrill posted:Waiting in registration tho I gave my username instead of the URL to my profile page, which may have disqualified me for ineptitude, which would be sad as that is one of the defining qualities of a good goon grunt. You get 6 million dongs given to you (no laughing at the back) by our Communist alliance at the start, which I've gone through trying to get my cities up to scratch but I'm still a bit short. Ineptitude central in the Soviet Republic of Mercia. Just going to be clicking baseball games for like 8 hours tomorrow.
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Oct 27, 2019 21:33
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I've declared a bunch of wars. They pay more than baseball at least, and there's a good supply of inactive nazis to raid.
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Oct 27, 2019 21:56
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I am a homosexual
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Oct 27, 2019 21:56
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 Another GOONS milestone has been reached!!  Thanks to you all, the bloc name is now officially BLACK LIVES MATTER. Fantastic work. Lets keep up the train of loving this game up for assholes, bit by bit. 
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Oct 27, 2019 23:05
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OzyMandrill posted:I've declared a bunch of wars. They pay more than baseball at least, and there's a good supply of inactive nazis to raid. You're doing baseball wrong.  I have no idea what went wrong with your discord registration, but try pinging @GOONS Government to get things sorted out if you haven't already. Getting setup in discord is actually really important.
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Oct 27, 2019 23:18
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You know how I said Typhon's been losing members? It looks like a lot of them are being punted down to Applicant status. https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=4214
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Oct 27, 2019 23:29
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super sweet best pal posted:You know how I said Typhon's been losing members? It looks like a lot of them are being punted down to Applicant status. More then half pre-war NS lost.
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Oct 27, 2019 23:32
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super sweet best pal posted:You know how I said Typhon's been losing members? It looks like a lot of them are being punted down to Applicant status. Are we putting the boot in on all these new applicants? A few of them are down here at a level 2 city people can eat.
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Oct 27, 2019 23:33
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I finally got nuked after murdering $8-9m worth of tanks and half of some guy's airforce. Did about $2m worth of infra damage to me. Nukes cost north of $6m.
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Oct 27, 2019 23:47
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super sweet best pal posted:You know how I said Typhon's been losing members? It looks like a lot of them are being punted down to Applicant status. Probably tired of having their bank raided every time these guys lose a war that's beautiful
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Mystic Mongol posted:Are we putting the boot in on all these new applicants? A few of them are down here at a level 2 city people can eat. We are triple-teaming Cousin Wives right now. The last goon raid against Eduardo de Carvalho a few weeks ago didn't pay out well so nobody has been back. Ivan Romanov is inactive and has a low GDP. Nobody is interested in it. Plus it's out of range if you have a full air force.
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