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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

RFC2324 posted:

I wanna play this campaign. A group of really nice necromancers trying to blend in by running a build a bear

Just take the fun out of grandiose rituals by knowing what actually is necessary and what's ceremony. You don't need dribbly candles on a full moon while reciting from a book in an ancient tongue; A couple of matches in a dark room and "gimme demon powers and I'll stab this guy with a knife" in plain english will get the same results.

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Deteriorata posted:

where else, but Japan:

Competitive pillow fighting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klD6YIp3_Ko

this looks like a game of dodgeball that was invented by sissies who didn't want to do real dodgeball

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Former DILF posted:

this looks like a game of dodgeball that was invented by sissies who didn't want to do real dodgeball

That's exactly what it is. Still looks fun, though.

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



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Neddy Seagoon posted:

Just take the fun out of grandiose rituals by knowing what actually is necessary and what's ceremony. You don't need dribbly candles on a full moon while reciting from a book in an ancient tongue; A couple of matches in a dark room and "gimme demon powers and I'll stab this guy with a knife" in plain english will get the same results.

You're giving away trade secrets about the Rite of AshkEnte!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Lady Disdain posted:

That's exactly what it is. Still looks fun, though.

You can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a pillow.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Coward posted:

You're giving away trade secrets about the Rite of AshkEnte!

:hmmyes:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Deteriorata posted:

where else, but Japan:

Competitive pillow fighting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klD6YIp3_Ko

I look forward to demolishing losers at this in the next Yakuza game

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Just take the fun out of grandiose rituals by knowing what actually is necessary and what's ceremony. You don't need dribbly candles on a full moon while reciting from a book in an ancient tongue; A couple of matches in a dark room and "gimme demon powers and I'll stab this guy with a knife" in plain english will get the same results.

You can at least make it rhyme

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

dialhforhero posted:

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

Well done, I appreciated this

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/DieRobinsonDie/status/1187775391555043332

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

We do not deserve Philipe

Perpetual Hiatus
Oct 29, 2011

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Just take the fun out of grandiose rituals by knowing what actually is necessary and what's ceremony. You don't need dribbly candles on a full moon while reciting from a book in an ancient tongue; A couple of matches in a dark room and "gimme demon powers and I'll stab this guy with a knife" in plain english will get the same results.

Fantastic recipe! I didnt have matches so I substituted my cellphone-flash, dont know the names of any demons off-hand so called on Kuan Yin, and gave my grandma a spoon. Worked out great!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

"I'm not anxious! I'm not anxious!", I scream as everything around me goes blurry and my face contorts into a rictus grin.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/ConteGabriel/status/1188089464909959170

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Making fun of blind people is not funny

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









LifeSunDeath posted:

Making fun of blind people is funky

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Just take the fun out of grandiose rituals by knowing what actually is necessary and what's ceremony. You don't need dribbly candles on a full moon while reciting from a book in an ancient tongue; A couple of matches in a dark room and "gimme demon powers and I'll stab this guy with a knife" in plain english will get the same results.

really, you only need about a thimble full of mouse blood

Perpetual Hiatus posted:

Fantastic recipe! I didnt have matches so I substituted my cellphone-flash, dont know the names of any demons off-hand so called on Kuan Yin, and gave my grandma a spoon. Worked out great!



this gives me anxiety

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Hey that reminds me, does anyone have a copy of that youtube doubler thing where the mormon anti-masturbation sign language people were matched up with Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love To You?"

I missed it so much when they took it down

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

https://twitter.com/mfbenji/status/1187938725499555840

https://twitter.com/Vidplug/status/1174823023876202496

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle







Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


I assume these are both related and there is no wonder she's hiding.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Inceltown posted:

I assume these are both related and there is no wonder she's hiding.

No, just random funny AFAIK. Wait, both? drat it there were supposed to be three. How did I mess that up.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Facebook Aunt posted:

No, just random funny AFAIK. Wait, both? drat it there were supposed to be three. How did I mess that up.



In true political comics format that ball should be labelled "living wage"

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009


I like Outer Worlds, too.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/FreyjaErlings/status/1188547338421391361?s=19

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I didn't see this coming but I know which side I'm on.
:ussr:

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

By popular demand posted:

I didn't see this coming but I know which side I'm on.
:ussr:

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Can someone who knows what Fallout 76 summarize? I know I could google it the whole point of SA is writing poo poo here instead of "gooogle".

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

doverhog posted:

Can someone who knows what Fallout 76 summarize? I know I could google it the whole point of SA is writing poo poo here instead of "gooogle".

A horrible, broken multiplayer game made by a company that is horrible to its customers recently added a paid subscription service where you could play private games among many broken and horrible additions.

People can invade your private game and grief you because lmao.

More info here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHb_c0-XajU

MariusLecter has a new favorite as of 11:06 on Oct 28, 2019

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I appreciate the use of He Man Masters of the Universe art in that video. Shout out to Skeletor.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Every year Jim does his top ten worst games list and always has Skeletor on as a guest announcer. He does a really good Skeletor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hugh_V_VWrQ

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lodin posted:

Every year Jim does his top ten worst games list and always has Skeletor on as a guest announcer. He does a really good Skeletor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hugh_V_VWrQ

His episode about getting sued over a bad review is pretty good

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Episode? It's a year long saga

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004


Hey, I have this book somewhere.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Randaconda posted:

His episode about getting sued over a bad review is pretty good

link it please

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Agents are GO! posted:

Hey, I have this book somewhere.

wo

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