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I think I saw that beer commercial.
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Oct 28, 2019 18:08
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You can't have life without death, man. It's all poetry.
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Oct 28, 2019 18:54
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Huh, never thought 'jumping the shark' was a thing you could intentionally try, let alone fail. e: though I guess the term does lend itself accurately to what happened so guess they done did it
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Oct 28, 2019 19:15
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I bet he slipped right off. Sharks are smooth as hell.
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Oct 28, 2019 19:19
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Croatoan posted:I bet he slipped right off. Sharks are smooth as hell. Yeah, it's a real hard trick to pull off. But if you do, you're guaranteed a high score.
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Oct 28, 2019 19:28
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Huh, never thought 'jumping the shark' was a thing you could intentionally try, let alone fail. ... even though the phrase is based on something The Fonz intentionally tried to do?
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Oct 28, 2019 19:36
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:... even though the phrase is based on something The Fonz intentionally tried to do? Sorry, I accidentally typed more words after 'never thought'
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Oct 28, 2019 19:44
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:... even though the phrase is based on something The Fonz intentionally tried to do? The Fonz is a fictional character.
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Oct 28, 2019 23:14
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Platystemon posted:The Fonz is a fictional character. Sit on it Platystemon.
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Oct 28, 2019 23:50
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Platystemon posted:The Fonz is a fictional character. Frictional, like a shark
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Oct 29, 2019 00:13
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Platystemon posted:The Fonz is a fictional character. You shut your whore mouth. The Fonz is real, and he's cool, and he's my friend. You just wait until Mrs. C hears about what you said.
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Oct 29, 2019 00:26
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The Fonz is very real, but sharks are a complete fiction.
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Oct 29, 2019 01:48
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Inceltown posted:Gender Reveal Explosion is the name of my college rock band. Fatal Gender Reveal is the name of my Cradle of Filth punk cover band.
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Oct 29, 2019 02:37
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You can open for my punk band Anal oval office Escalator Mishap.
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Oct 29, 2019 03:31
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Apparently the gender reveal explosion happened because they wanted to make a small cannon that shoots out colored dust but accidentally made a pipe bomb instead. The person who was killed stood over 40 feet away and the fatal debris shot several times that distance after exiting the head. At this point, the FBI better gets involved in case the one responsible making that cannon was secretly a white supremacist militia member. Or Agent 47.
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Oct 29, 2019 05:56
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It's an obvious accident that doesn't need the FBI* * not valid if brown.
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Oct 29, 2019 06:15
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The MSJ posted:
Inceltown posted:It's an obvious accident that doesn't need the FBI* This all tracks.  Did the mum get a little taller, more masculine and with a barcode on the back of her head right before the tragedy?
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Oct 29, 2019 06:34
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As is gender reveal parties weren't weird enough.
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Oct 29, 2019 07:17
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First line in article just in case the headline doesn't give it away. Warning: This article discusses sexual assault and violence, and includes a description of an indecent assault. I was indecently assaulted by a man at Myer. As an 'alpha male' I've struggled with guilt and shame Not quite sure if this qualifies as a weird headline but it's definitely odd.
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Oct 29, 2019 07:18
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I can't make fun of the poor guy as he is still struggling with coming to terms with being sexually assaulted, hopefully he'll figure out that clinging to false gender stereotypes is not helping any. Don't feel bad if you were tricked and/or assaulted, it's not your fault.
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Oct 29, 2019 07:27
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Yeah, it's definitely not going in the schad thread. It was really the 'alpha male' thing that jumped out to make it sound odd. Absolute respect to him for getting it to court and getting a conviction, that is pretty heroic.
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Oct 29, 2019 07:31
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Inceltown posted:First line in article just in case the headline doesn't give it away. article linked above posted:A 2003 study by the Australian Centre for the Study of Sexual Assault found that 84 per cent of male sexual assault victims reported concerns about their sexuality, gender roles and/or body because of their experience. gently caress that, I'd want that lawyer charged with contempt if he did that to me. It's irrelevant and he knows it.
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The MSJ posted:Apparently the gender reveal explosion happened because they wanted to make a small cannon that shoots out colored dust but accidentally made a pipe bomb instead. The person who was killed stood over 40 feet away and the fatal debris shot several times that distance after exiting the head. Allegedly, it was tape that confined the explosive. This must be the stuff that duct tape legends are made of.
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Oct 29, 2019 12:09
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Cacafuego posted:How many Finns does SA have?!?/quote] 
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Oct 29, 2019 14:47
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Kennel posted:Shittons. I ended up here when Something Saami went under 
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Oct 29, 2019 14:50
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saatana perkele
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Oct 29, 2019 19:21
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Inceltown posted:Yeah, it's definitely not going in the schad thread. It was really the 'alpha male' thing that jumped out to make it sound odd. Absolute respect to him for getting it to court and getting a conviction, that is pretty heroic. It’s good that he’s telling his story, but it is off-putting that the very first thing he feels he needs to tell us is that he’s totally alpha. That dichotomy is at the heart of why men are ashamed to speak up when they’ve been victims of sexual assault. Tiny lol at the only dialog we get after the introductions being his assaulter telling him his rippling muscle chest is too vast to be contained by the shirt he has chosen.
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Oct 29, 2019 19:51
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Kennel posted:Shittons. This is madness
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Oct 30, 2019 14:11
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Something Awful, the premier English language Finnish messageboard. Come here and argue about AOC but actually vote KOK
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Oct 30, 2019 14:21
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Ruflux posted:This is madness How is "the something awful forums are popular with incredibly surly alcoholic shutins" in any way surprising?
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Oct 30, 2019 14:41
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Memento posted:How is "the something awful forums are popular
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Oct 30, 2019 15:38
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Memento posted:How is "the something awful forums are popular with incredibly surly alcoholic shutins" in any way surprising? Hey I'll have you know I'm not an alcoholic (mostly because I'm too poor to afford alcohol)
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Oct 30, 2019 16:30
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https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1189338803690971136
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Oct 30, 2019 19:44
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:It’s good that he’s telling his story, but it is off-putting that the very first thing he feels he needs to tell us is that he’s totally alpha. That dichotomy is at the heart of why men are ashamed to speak up when they’ve been victims of sexual assault. "It's good that he's telling his story, but really he should be telling the story I want him to tell."
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Oct 30, 2019 19:51
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If that tiger eats anything harder than gold is gonna be in trouble...
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Oct 30, 2019 20:05
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Solice Kirsk posted:If that tiger eats anything harder than gold is gonna be in trouble... Yeah shoulda gone for diamond
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Oct 30, 2019 20:07
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Imagine a thousand years from now people excavate a fossilized tiger and have to rewrite everything they thought they knew about tigers because clearly they had dentistry.
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Oct 30, 2019 21:08
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I assume humans a thousand years from now would realize there were humans a thousand years earlier, but perhaps I'm being optimistic
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