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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I can't get over how just sick and awful Jorp looks in that pic. That's literally the healthiest, happiest looking pic of him they could find.


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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Bushiz posted:

I think a lot about how there's a parallel universe where the christchurch shooter says "Subscribe to pewdiepie!" then gets his gun caught in the sling, shoots himself in the leg, collapses, and cries until the police arrive and the entire thing gets streamed.

This put a smile on my face, so thanks for that. :tipshat:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

LonsomeSon posted:

Ok, I'm not alone, that bikini looks like that body is not wearing it and the head is for sure like 15 shades redder than the rest of the body.

To say nothing about all the other godawful editing choices, of course ~

You couldn’t make a more subliminal-gently caress-you if they made you the designer of this cover and you found places to put gently caress you in the back

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/nickmartin/status/1187921735825248256
https://twitter.com/nickmartin/status/1187926148312752128
https://twitter.com/nickmartin/status/1187936311430135808
https://twitter.com/nickmartin/status/1187939074159460352
:byewhore:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


Lol just like Capone but with hotel points instead of taxes

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008
Is donoteat Joe Pera?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Hotel points. What a pitiful fraud.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Zeroisanumber posted:

Hotel points. What a pitiful fraud.

This is some Laura loomer tier poo poo

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

so did they dredge her up from the bottom of a lake for this picture

she looks like what would happen if the ghost from the Grudge had parents who had the same parents

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
She looks like she’s trying to curse you through the image but only managing to give you mild heartburn

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

she looks like a wax death mask of herself

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
she looks like the spooky corpse at the end of lake mungo, only less attractive and charismatic

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005
pilot episode laura palmer energy

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

kingcobweb posted:

pilot episode laura palmer energy
'Cept this one would be objectively better off wrapped in plastic and tossed down a Canadian waterfall.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Alan Smithee posted:

She looks like she’s trying to curse you through the image but only managing to give you mild heartburn

*burble* it worked :eyepoop:

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

poo poo, I’ve seen mummies take a more flattering photo than that mugshot

“She’s so pallid, so bloated, so deliciously misshapen by the ravages of time... I hope she looks just as amazing in person!” said Otzi to himself before sending her a private message from his IcemanCometh69 account

SatansOnion has issued a correction as of 19:36 on Oct 26, 2019

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
"Yo I want to look like a melting wax statue of Cher, but deeply unhappy."

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
drat, publicly identified as a racist among an audience of nearly a million, degenerating from bronzed MAGA thot to grey swamp ghoul

so much for the tolerant left

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Dr. Killjoy posted:

drat, publicly identified as a racist among an audience of nearly a million, degenerating from bronzed MAGA thot to grey swamp ghoul

so much for the tolerant left

Centrist thinkpiece: “Is green shirt laughing guy part of the problem?”

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/1188050728591474688

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
it's actually two proud boys fighting, which kind of detracts from it - on one hand, a proud boy is getting his lights punched out. on the other, a proud boy actually won a fight. though it does make it pretty drat sad because two guys of that age playing at being in a street gang is loving pathetic

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Lol that guy's at least loving 50 and dadfat as all hell. What is he playing at?

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Zeroisanumber posted:

Lol that guy's at least loving 50 and dadfat as all hell. What is he playing at?

A brownshirt going through a mid-life crisis

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

A depressing alternate universe fate for Guy Fieri.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1188259572559073280

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Grape posted:

A depressing alternate universe fate for Guy Fieri.

You must name 6 brands of condiments while being beaten up if you want to enter the kingdom of flavortown

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
creepy weirdo news

https://twitter.com/EyesOnTheRight/status/1188342996749737985

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
this guy, craig lane, came up earlier ITT as he had met with an atomwaffen member arrested for distributing explosives manuals to undercover FBI agents (knowingly with the intent to cause harm). lane killed a couple while robbing them in florida to fund a merc adventure to venezuela where he wanted to kill commies. he then took off to ukraine to join the azov battalion -- the news in this story is that the ukrainian government has arrested him. sounds like he had an INTERPOL warrant:

https://twitter.com/RYP__/status/1188884969604599809
anecdote:

quote:

Mamuka Mamulashvili, who commanded a group of pro-Kyiv foreign fighters in the Georgian National Legion and is in touch with Skritsky and Lang’s partner, said that Ukrainian border guards detained the American as he was returning from Moldova sometime in the past several weeks.
isn't weev still in transnistria?

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Zeroisanumber posted:

Lol that guy's at least loving 50 and dadfat as all hell. What is he playing at?

olds rotted their brains on Facebook sharing memes about how weak and effete the left is and develop a big an earnest belief that they can beat them in a fight despite being massively out of shape and having never been in a real fight beyond highschool if that.

They then go out into the offline world and apply these beleifs to predictable results.

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao
I literally am wishing for literal pogroms against pedophiles to become reality! :yum:

https://twitter.com/Metafallacey/status/1188695078564433922
https://twitter.com/Comrade_Star/status/1188696431378534401
https://twitter.com/StaticTheFox/status/1188711785571831808
https://twitter.com/TheIrishNatsuki/status/1188808967042076678
https://twitter.com/StaticTheFox/status/1188893943775129603

staticman has issued a correction as of 20:38 on Oct 28, 2019

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

staticman posted:

I literally am wishing for literal pogroms against pedophiles to become reality! :yum:
Twinsies! It would take down literally the entire ruling class.

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

In theory, fine. In practice, it would probably turn into an excuse for certain people to target older gay men, older men who never married and/or older men who pissed them off for some other reason. This is how Yewtree et al seems to have ended up in the UK, for the most part, and now people wonder if any of the accusations were true at all.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Jollity Farm posted:

In theory, fine. In practice, it would probably turn into an excuse for certain people to target older gay men, older men who never married and/or older men who pissed them off for some other reason. This is how Yewtree et al seems to have ended up in the UK, for the most part, and now people wonder if any of the accusations were true at all.
Also true. :smith:

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

yeah the furries = pedos debate went real well last time you brought it to this thread

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Eox posted:

yeah the furries = pedos debate went real well last time you brought it to this thread

I didn't get that from their post, I thought they were mocking child rapists for trying to compare themselves to weirdos who gently caress in mascot costumes.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

staticman posted:

https://twitter.com/SmugVespaWoman/status/1133206310990864384

Remember when everyone agreed hunting furries down like the animals they want to be is objectively a good idea? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao

Tubgoat posted:

I didn't get that from their post, I thought they were mocking child rapists for trying to compare themselves to weirdos who gently caress in mascot costumes.

It's this and I am the furry which must be purged. :d2a:

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

staticman posted:

It's this and I am the furry which must be purged. :d2a:
For sure :d2a: but furries are fine by me, unless they're nazi furries. Diaper furries are disturbing but as long as they don't make me aware of it, I got no issues with 'em.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Furries are your friends. They fight for freedom.

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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I mean if juggalos and furries want to bash the fash then fine by me.

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