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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I'm at the point where I honestly think I hate sniveling centrist cowards like this more than almost anyone save Nazis like Spencer and Kessler. I'm sick to death of the decorum police.

Centrists are the worst because they're saying they'd rather support the wrong conclusion, just not by as much, than the correct one.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Lol Matress Girl got redpilled

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1188892964044640256

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I sorta feel bad for anyone actually named Chad. Especially if they aren't conventionally handsome, but even the hunky ones.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Skwirl posted:

I sorta feel bad for anyone actually named Chad. Especially if they aren't conventionally handsome, but even the hunky ones.

The only Chad I've ever known slept in front of a full length mirror and skeeved out every woman on campus.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Skwirl posted:

I sorta feel bad for anyone actually named Chad. Especially if they aren't conventionally handsome, but even the hunky ones.

I dunno, if I was named Chad it would probably be a great motivated for me to get swole and stunt on incels.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

my brother in law is/was named chad

i hate him utterly for so many reasons, I hope he dies slowly, painfully, and alone

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
What was Mao's policy on gamers?
https://twitter.com/RovveU/status/1188576353207115776?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/badlegaltakes/status/1188848737122017280?s=21

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

PurpleXVI posted:

"sir i joined the military, does that seem like the actions of a rational human being?"

There's a catch though, using the insanity defense is exactly what a sane person would do.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

What I don’t get is blaming the Russians for that event because it is well-known in the US and well, the people who call it a war crime already think the US are villains and that CoD is trash, and the people who don’t call it one think it was a wonderful display of american military might that we should be proud of

Apparently it’s a fictional event in a fictional country that only shares the same name with the real Highway of Death. The devs still should’ve known better though.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

What is this even saying.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


gamers little g fine, Gamers with a big G not fine, landlords not fine

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Manuel Calavera posted:

What is this even saying.

Parents make rules. These kids don’t want to live under rules. But they want socialism in which the government controls pretty much everything with a lot of rules. It’s a literal paradox.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


can everyone please at least stop writing the g-word with a hard r

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Manuel Calavera posted:

What is this even saying.

when playing socialist rock paper scissors, millennium idiots love to always throw scissors but big beefy daddy arm of government only plays rocks, thusly the millenal must give up cell phone to dadarm.

Boomers don't know that the government/capitalist overlords (googles, apples, bezos) is already inside our cellphones.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Manuel Calavera posted:

What is this even saying.

"I don't understand what socialism actually is."

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Doc Hawkins posted:

can everyone please at least stop writing the g-word with a hard r

GameARRRRRRRR

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Doc Hawkins posted:

can everyone please at least stop writing the g-word with a hard r

Gamea please

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1188909031403900928

The dog's name is Conan.

Soysaucebeast
Mar 4, 2008




Skwirl posted:

I sorta feel bad for anyone actually named Chad. Especially if they aren't conventionally handsome, but even the hunky ones.

I have an Aunt Karen and I constantly feel bad for her every time I see a Karen meme. Thankfully I don't think she's on the internet much, but I know her two sons are. I wonder if they've mentioned it to her at all.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


a bad dog, probably licks boots

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Here's the complete and unredacted text of a recently unclassified document (the page numbers are still classified and are redacted)

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

T-man posted:

a bad dog, probably licks boots

They’re good dogs, T-man. Just bad owners.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

T-man posted:

a bad dog, probably licks boots

Dogs are the one case where the "I was only following orders" defense applies. Their owners will be guillotined and the dogs will be given to the same people who rehabilitate fight dogs.

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013

Fister Roboto posted:

There's a catch though, using the insanity defense is exactly what a sane person would do.

"That's some catch, that Catch-22"

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

T-man posted:

a bad dog, probably licks boots


https://twitter.com/IwriteOK/status/1188915290240716800?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



MORE 👏 FEMALE 👏 WARDOGS

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

zoux posted:



MORE 👏 FEMALE 👏 WARDOGS

People would probably be more willing to correctly gender a dog than a trans person.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



TinTower posted:

People would probably be more willing to correctly gender a dog than a trans person.

This isn't a probably. Say "Actually [x] is a [y]" and cis will trip over themselves backpedaling.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Thanks, really, to Trump for even going so far as to poison the consensus that all dogs go to heaven.\

Welp, that's civilization done for
https://twitter.com/robrousseau/status/1188917789731495936

Oh can you imagine how creeping this SJW plot is

Also: Gender Neutral Draculx

zoux has a new favorite as of 23:01 on Oct 28, 2019

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Peter Thiel is a gay man though?

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Aesop Poprock posted:

Peter Thiel is a gay man though?

Lemme speak for the Gay Male Community when I say that we have held council and declared him an UnGay by order of the Rainbow Dick Council on grounds of “lacking solidarity”

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

If this is Gay Law, so be it

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

This poo poo is always posted before Halloween and people keep falling for it. Getting mad at the world is a drug.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Ruffian Price posted:

This poo poo is always posted before Halloween and people keep falling for it. Getting mad at the world is a drug.

Some folks do go trick-or-treating / partying before the actual night (because this year it's on a Thursday) but yeah you're not otherwise wrong.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
I can't decide what part's more absurd. That someone allegedly gave those candies out to kids, or that the parents x-rayed the candy.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Cleretic posted:

I can't decide what part's more absurd. That someone allegedly gave those candies out to kids, or that the parents x-rayed the candy.

I think it has to be fake just because of the weird racism, it's just a tad too on the nose

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
That person is terrible with money. All of that schlong merchandise is $$$.

It’s like the people who are supposedly giving weed edibles to children. Who could even afford that?

Edited to add: idiots in real life: a dude near me is explaining how dangerous Mexico City is to a lady who is from Mexico City. One guess as to whether said dude checks the “white, non-Hispanic” box on the US census.

AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 01:28 on Oct 29, 2019

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