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Y'all are like a one legged man in an asskicking contest
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I'm a lover, not a fighter.
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Sep 19, 2019 09:49
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Butts are ultimate weapons, but you shall never use them.
this is the wisdom of the butt
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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The Buttfather
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Sep 19, 2019 16:04
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Okay, well, how does everyone feel about buttes?
Big fan of Black Butte Porter.
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Sep 19, 2019 16:41
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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I'm Fart
And I'm Dook
We're the Anus Brothers and you're listening to Butt Talk on NPR.
Yeah hey guys, I got a question about my butt. It's got about 25 years on it, 95' model I think (I got it secondhand from a friend). Anywho, it's making a weird noise like *Pbbbbffft*. Is this normal or should I be worried???
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Sep 19, 2019 17:12
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Okay, well, how does everyone feel about buttes?
buttes are the butts of geographic features.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Sep 19, 2019 17:55
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- google THIS
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(talking to police sketch artist) No, no, it was hairier. There was a little pimple on the lower left cheek, and a noticeable tan line.
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Sep 22, 2019 02:35
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We have a collection of suspects ready, please identify as soon as the pants are down.
while sitting on the floor naked, i got real excited at a funny joke i read and scooted across the floor and now theres a family circus style dotted line showing where i've been in the house
*Running in breathless*
Chief! We caught are perp! Left a...well I wouldn't call it a breadcrumb trail. But it led right to his butt which we positively IDed!
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Sep 22, 2019 03:52
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behind every great man there is a great rear end
woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo
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Sep 23, 2019 00:01
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Checking in to this thread...
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Sep 23, 2019 08:21
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Some butts are more than burrs, they are art.
Only some butts are art but all butts fart.
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Sep 23, 2019 11:13
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behind every great man there is a great rear end
i like this guy
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Oct 29, 2019 20:26
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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the duality of butt is the sexy quality vs the poo poo/poop/fart quality
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It sucks that I am biologically predisposed to be attracted to a physiological trait that enables girls to be more adept at running away from me. Why am I in this gene pool #glutelyfe
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Oct 29, 2019 22:59
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I feel for you, Jason Voorhees.
everyone pity machete life and machete prospects with the ladies
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Oct 30, 2019 02:26
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- Bacon Taco
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Oct 30, 2019 02:38
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- Bacon Taco
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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My partner is a hot Latina and she has a hot Latina butt. Most nights I massage her after a hard day at work and I particularly enjoy massaging her butt. That is all.
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Oct 30, 2019 02:39
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carefully measuring some butt cheeks with calipers
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Oct 30, 2019 02:40
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your right buttock is slightly larger than your left, which means you are artistically inclined. no sorry, sorry, I'm leaving. I said I'm leaving!!
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May 16, 2024 18:17
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*gravely serious* you have the butt of a serial killer
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