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schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf

sandwiches_and_ham posted:

also, JOB: loving ALL READER

Jim Davis' business card over here

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KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
I'll take a Llyman pie, man.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



schmuckfeatures posted:

Jim Davis' business card over here

On the rear it says DEPOSIT SAUDI BLOOD MONEY HERE and then his numbered offshore bank account.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



"The integrity of this scene requires that it take place in GarfieldEATS, the world's 1st #Entergaging Quick Mobile #App Restaurant."

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Pastry of the Year posted:



"The integrity of this scene requires that it take place in GarfieldEATS, the world's 1st #Entergaging Quick Mobile #App Restaurant."

Entergagement: The Movie

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

naty mazzy all hollering WORLD STAR as i'm rolling on the disgusting floor like the violence hungry fuckpig i am

Mods,

I'm legally demanding that you change my name to violence hungry fuckpig.

Please contact my legal team for any further questions.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Pastry of the Year posted:



"The integrity of this scene requires that it take place in GarfieldEATS, the world's 1st #Entergaging Quick Mobile #App Restaurant."

Pretty much their entire customer base at this point has been internet comedians and social media people going to gawk and post about it so this and the Cameo thing make perfect sense as an extension of that. Like you just know there's a dozen unfunny YouTubers who have already tried to covertly shoot their epic comedy videos at GarfEats so why not capitalize on that?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

It would actually be good to re-enact all the sexual restaurant scenarios from The Scott and Simone Saga in GarfieldEATS.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Love the AstroTurf google reviews for this place

*5 stars (1 review)*

Seamless.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Entergagement: The Movie

Raising Capital to Stave Off Insolvency: The Short Film

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Agent Escalus posted:

Raising Capital to Stave Off Insolvency: The Short Film

Film production is a good way to launder money.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Film production is a good way to launder money.

Didn't this happen recently with The Wolf of Wall Street?

Yeah it did!

https://www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-wolf-of-wall-street-money-laundering-20190705-story.html

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

extremely disappointed to learn that garfieldEATS does not deliver to my location

gonna have to actually

ugh

go in

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Pastry of the Year posted:



"The integrity of this scene requires that it take place in GarfieldEATS, the world's 1st #Entergaging Quick Mobile #App Restaurant."

My Dinner With Andre reboot location found

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

KillerJunglist posted:

I'll take a Lyman pie, man.

If they made anything Lyman related, Jim Davis would immediately pull the license.

You don't talk about Lyman.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
If I was also a billionaire failson I’d open a Heathcliff themed restaurant across the street

I’d make it only tangentially related to the comic though and just focus on throwing money at making awesome food that has people lining up around the block

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Heathcliff's well-documented passion for eating actual garbage could suggest some really fun presentation ideas

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Pastry of the Year posted:

Heathcliff's well-documented passion for eating actual garbage could suggest some really fun presentation ideas

Do you think Nathen Mazri would approve of GarfieldEATS pizza boxes being re-used as HeathcliffDINES takeout boxes? Think of the entergagement!

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Too wet for me to slog to garfieldeats, I did the CN Tower instead

I pass the torch for actually going to get John's sauce to the next goon

Korthal
May 26, 2011

gently caress it, I'm on my way now

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Korthal posted:

Too wet for me to slog to garfieldeats, I did the CN Tower instead
You fit the CN Tower up your rear end???!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

:woop:

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Welcome to our beautiful city

Korthal
May 26, 2011

I blame all you fuckers for having me come up here.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

GarfieldEATS as goon pilgrimage site. A goon mecca if you will

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Goon hajj

Korthal
May 26, 2011

So there's no food menu, you have to use the app on an iPad to look at it. But the app was on the TV show part, which is just YouTube? So I had to get some help from the only worker there to use an iPad to look up a menu to order a Garfield pizza.

Korthal
May 26, 2011

That Jim Davis YouTube video is on loop the entire time.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Are you the only one there?

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Mordja posted:

Are you the only one there?

People have neglected to mention how many other restaurants are around it so yes.

Korthal fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Oct 30, 2019

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Hogtown Vegan down the road is fantastic if you want some actual food after

Korthal
May 26, 2011

They also don't take cash. You guys told me this is supposed to be a money laundering place.

Korthal
May 26, 2011

:siren: About to be Garf'd :siren:

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Is that the wrong pic or are you gonna garf the whole mindcontrol tower

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Korthal posted:

They also don't take cash. You guys told me this is supposed to be a money laundering place.

If it's not then that makes it even sadder.

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Killingyouguy! posted:

Is that the wrong pic or are you gonna garf the whole mindcontrol tower

Blame the imgur app

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Actually looking at all the cheap ethnic restaurants around here I am convinced that this has to be money laundering.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Is that the reflection of the window in the pepperoni? Good god

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

what you actually need to get is a shwarma

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Korthal posted:

Blame the imgur app


that looks like an improvement on some of the other pictures of their pizzas i've seen

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